Comments on: Announcing The World’s First Actual Supervillain http://www.cracked.com/blog/announcing-the-worlds-first-actual-supervillain/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 16:30:02 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Tia http://www.cracked.com/blog/announcing-the-worlds-first-actual-supervillain/comment-page-13/#comment-125119 Tia Fri, 13 Nov 2009 09:42:43 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=6002#comment-125119 Name: Tiana Ryoleli Superhero Name: The Gimp Powers: Overwhelming and biting sarcasm derived from a life of pain and bitterness. Reason for fighting evil: So I can shove the fact that i'm above the law and the Supervillains only wish they were down their throats. /Literally/. Name: Tiana Ryoleli
Superhero Name: The Gimp
Powers: Overwhelming and biting sarcasm derived from a life of pain and bitterness.
Reason for fighting evil: So I can shove the fact that i’m above the law and the Supervillains only wish they were down their throats. /Literally/.

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Superhero Name:Mountain Fucker
Powers: Refer to name, also pretty good at halo
Reason for fighting evil:I need a job

Also anyone from North Carolina is probably a villain and trying to disrupt your organization.

]]> By: Trogdor http://www.cracked.com/blog/announcing-the-worlds-first-actual-supervillain/comment-page-13/#comment-117847 Trogdor Tue, 13 Oct 2009 20:21:12 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=6002#comment-117847 Name: Thomas Cruz Superhero Name: That Douche Bag Powers: Ability to summon Luke Cage-like strength and blackness. Reason for Fighting Evil: To tell the ladies that I can, in fact, believe it's not butter. Name: Thomas Cruz
Superhero Name: That Douche Bag
Powers: Ability to summon Luke Cage-like strength and blackness.
Reason for Fighting Evil: To tell the ladies that I can, in fact, believe it’s not butter.

]]> By: Space http://www.cracked.com/blog/announcing-the-worlds-first-actual-supervillain/comment-page-13/#comment-114278 Space Tue, 06 Oct 2009 08:43:06 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=6002#comment-114278 Name: Peter Superhero name: Peter Pumeller Powers: Delivering a rapid succesion of low powered punches to the face. Reason for fighting Evil: To much spare time Name: Peter
Superhero name: Peter Pumeller
Powers: Delivering a rapid succesion of low powered punches to the face.
Reason for fighting Evil: To much spare time

]]> By: Hunter http://www.cracked.com/blog/announcing-the-worlds-first-actual-supervillain/comment-page-13/#comment-113045 Hunter Mon, 28 Sep 2009 20:50:09 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=6002#comment-113045 Name: Hunter Superhero Name: Blood Hunter Powers I currently have: A large resume of street fights, Amateur wrestling, Tae Kwon Doe, and Muay Thai. As well as; Excellent shot (I've hit a duck in the eye before) with both rifles and shotguns, good at computers, lock picking, and improv weaponry Reason for fighting evil: Fuck it, I'M A SUPERHERO, for christ sakes Name: Hunter
Superhero Name: Blood Hunter
Powers I currently have: A large resume of street fights, Amateur wrestling, Tae Kwon Doe, and Muay Thai. As well as; Excellent shot (I’ve hit a duck in the eye before) with both rifles and shotguns, good at computers, lock picking, and improv weaponry
Reason for fighting evil: Fuck it, I’M A SUPERHERO, for christ sakes

]]> By: Kurt http://www.cracked.com/blog/announcing-the-worlds-first-actual-supervillain/comment-page-13/#comment-112972 Kurt Mon, 28 Sep 2009 04:29:57 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=6002#comment-112972 Name: Kurt Superhero name: Kurt, because fake names are for pussies Power: Some pretty serious swordfighting skills. Reason for fighting evil: For the chance to be above the law, the opportunity to stab mortherfuckers, and for the 10% discount at crate and barrel. Name: Kurt
Superhero name: Kurt, because fake names are for pussies
Power: Some pretty serious swordfighting skills.
Reason for fighting evil: For the chance to be above the law, the opportunity to stab mortherfuckers, and for the 10% discount at crate and barrel.

]]> By: InuGhost http://www.cracked.com/blog/announcing-the-worlds-first-actual-supervillain/comment-page-13/#comment-111557 InuGhost Mon, 21 Sep 2009 04:13:11 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=6002#comment-111557 Name: InuGhost Superhero Name: Insanity Master Powers: Excellent recolection of TV shows & movies, able to figure out movie plots 1/2 through the movie. Reasons to fight evil: Was kicked out of the New New League of Evil for killing half the new recruits for disobeying orders, for stagging a mildly successful hostile takeover, and being considered too evil for the League. Name: InuGhost
Superhero Name: Insanity Master
Powers: Excellent recolection of TV shows & movies, able to figure out movie plots 1/2 through the movie.
Reasons to fight evil: Was kicked out of the New New League of Evil for killing half the new recruits for disobeying orders, for stagging a mildly successful hostile takeover, and being considered too evil for the League.

]]> By: Efimous Zhivotnaye http://www.cracked.com/blog/announcing-the-worlds-first-actual-supervillain/comment-page-13/#comment-110833 Efimous Zhivotnaye Fri, 18 Sep 2009 13:24:03 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=6002#comment-110833 Name: Fima Superhero name: MC Caf fey Powers: Throwing scalding tea at people, a pimp slap that can break bricks and useless prophecy powers [being able to predict mundane conversations] Reasons to fight evil: Shits and giggles, dragons and windmills, and most of all, to see the bastards squeel before i pimpslap them to death Name: Fima
Superhero name: MC Caf fey
Powers: Throwing scalding tea at people, a pimp slap that can break bricks and useless prophecy powers [being able to predict mundane conversations]
Reasons to fight evil: Shits and giggles, dragons and windmills, and most of all, to see the bastards squeel before i pimpslap them to death

]]> By: Joe http://www.cracked.com/blog/announcing-the-worlds-first-actual-supervillain/comment-page-13/#comment-110784 Joe Fri, 18 Sep 2009 06:02:11 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=6002#comment-110784 Name: Joe Superhero name: Whiplash Powers: Wicked nut tap Reason for fighting evil: It's gay if I run around smacking peoples nuts, but if I'm doing it for Good, then it's ok. NOTE: Ineffective against girls for both the obvious reason and that I'm scared of them. Name: Joe
Superhero name: Whiplash
Powers: Wicked nut tap
Reason for fighting evil: It’s gay if I run around smacking peoples nuts, but if I’m doing it for Good, then it’s ok.

NOTE: Ineffective against girls for both the obvious reason and that I’m scared of them.

]]> By: jake http://www.cracked.com/blog/announcing-the-worlds-first-actual-supervillain/comment-page-13/#comment-109349 jake Wed, 09 Sep 2009 10:52:50 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=6002#comment-109349 name: jabobotron superhero name: the flaccid avenger powers: the powers of abstinence! (not my choice.) reasons for fighting evil: herpes killed my family at a reunion. i ducked under a table and swore vengeance on all that would make me discharge pus. name: jabobotron
superhero name: the flaccid avenger
powers: the powers of abstinence! (not my choice.)
reasons for fighting evil: herpes killed my family at a reunion. i ducked under a table and swore vengeance on all that would make me discharge pus.

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