Comments on: An Open Letter To Michael Cera

By: Her?

Her? — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:39:03 +0000

“and I’ll be bringing you some salmon rolls right away… Heaven”.

If anyone knows that line and gets my name… they’ll certainly know that I like this article.

By: totalisbadass

totalisbadass — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:28:47 +0000

Michael Cera is such a douche and pisses me off every time i see him, in a movie of course. He should not get the girl, its against nature. When man was just starting to hit each with sticks instead of their own feces I know little douches did not get women. They were clubbed to a pulp and then shit on for old times sake. Plus hes awkwardness isnt funny, at all. He’s more awkward than when Dave Chapelle was a kkk member, which was funny.

And dont get me started on Shia “scrotum sucker” Lefag.

By: Michael Cera

Michael Cera — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 17:18:57 +0000

Dear Michael,
I am sorry for being such a douchebag at that restauraunt back in December, I was focused on Gates McFadden’s GMILF titties at the time. I am also here to inform you that I have agreed to do the Arrested Development flick at the urging of your fans, particularly the ones who caved in my skull the other night with a tire iron.
Best Wishes,
Michael Cera

By: Alan Harris

Alan Harris — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 02:40:43 +0000

YES!

http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/02/bullied_michael_cera_finally_signs_onto_iarrested_developmenti_movie-2/

He gave in! Probably due to the fine Mr Swaim!

By: Case

Case — Sun, 17 May 2009 23:37:22 +0000

What a dumbass, Cera.
SHOOT THE MOVIE.
please please please.

By: Gopherbassist

Gopherbassist — Thu, 07 May 2009 11:38:50 +0000

If only Arrested Development didn’t suck.

By: Annie

Annie — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:28:08 +0000

I literally can’t comprehend why someone wouldn’t jump at the chance to be PAID to hang around with guys like Will Arnett and David Cross making what is obviously going to be the best movie ever written. The dude is clearly smoking crack, in vast quantities.

Also, to Ryan- people weren’t tuning in because people are morons. And morons tend to prefer reality shows.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 14:39:07 +0000

I think Michael Cera is a lot smarter than people give him credit. His remarks seem more sarcastic and “self” effacing(?), than righteous or smug. Besides, a gig is a gig. Based on everything else he’s been in, if they offer him money, he will probably perform.

Seriously. Think about his other movies. Really think he’s “too good” to play George Michael Bluth?

Hype is hype. Considering that the series was a ratings flop(ie. it was always on the verge of being cancelled), cult status be damned, Hurwitz and Co. NEED to build up any and all anticipation for this occasion. Perhaps “Michael Cera: Will he???” is part of the hype machine.

So, yeah, EVERYBODY IN THE WHOLE WORLD love’s Arrested Development. So, why wasn’t anyone tuning in?

By: ben

ben — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 11:14:05 +0000

For fuck’s sake, Michael Cera. Just do the movie. I’m not even joking. DO THE FUCKING MOVIE!

By: Juan Julio Jose Jimenez

Juan Julio Jose Jimenez — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 01:14:25 +0000

Damn Michael Cera. As much as I enjoyed Juno and Nick and Norah’s… I would much appreciate this dude involve himself in the AD film. I met him at a premier of Nick and Norah in Berkley last year and Kat Dennings was hot, he was pretty douchey when people were asking him about the AD movie, as well as when his FUCKING FANS were calling him George Michael. Jeez, he should at least appreciate the fact that his role in AD got him where he is today, not including his online shennanigans.