Comments on: An Open Letter To David Duchovny (Incl., Full Resumé) http://www.cracked.com/blog/an-open-letter-to-david-duchovny-incl-full-resume/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:20:10 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Orypeci http://www.cracked.com/blog/an-open-letter-to-david-duchovny-incl-full-resume/comment-page-1/#comment-95196 Orypeci Mon, 22 Jun 2009 21:49:56 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1739#comment-95196 Lane- Please PLEASE do that. Lane- Please PLEASE do that.

]]> By: Bилям http://www.cracked.com/blog/an-open-letter-to-david-duchovny-incl-full-resume/comment-page-1/#comment-90648 Bилям Sun, 31 May 2009 05:03:02 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1739#comment-90648 Видел что-то подобное в англоязычных блогах, в Русском инете про такое как-то не особо часто посты увидишь. Видел что-то подобное в англоязычных блогах, в Русском инете про такое как-то не особо часто посты увидишь.

]]> By: JT Thunder http://www.cracked.com/blog/an-open-letter-to-david-duchovny-incl-full-resume/comment-page-1/#comment-77645 JT Thunder Sat, 28 Mar 2009 03:23:35 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1739#comment-77645 Darkmage: Actually it turns me on a little Darkmage: Actually it turns me on a little

]]> By: Darkmage http://www.cracked.com/blog/an-open-letter-to-david-duchovny-incl-full-resume/comment-page-1/#comment-60216 Darkmage Tue, 16 Dec 2008 10:20:48 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1739#comment-60216 Right, I'm cool with the fact that some guys like to hump others guys but there is something about little Emo-fags kissing that makes me want to vomit my entire stomach onto my keyboard. Seriously tho, look at the above pic and honestly tell me it doesn't repulse you just a little... Right, I’m cool with the fact that some guys like to hump others guys but there is something about little Emo-fags kissing that makes me want to vomit my entire stomach onto my keyboard.
Seriously tho, look at the above pic and honestly tell me it doesn’t repulse you just a little…

]]> By: Jason http://www.cracked.com/blog/an-open-letter-to-david-duchovny-incl-full-resume/comment-page-1/#comment-47387 Jason Thu, 11 Sep 2008 04:52:14 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1739#comment-47387 I have to hand it to you Michael, I have not finished a paragraph without cracking the fuck up since I started following your blogs. Your execution of vulgarities is perfect and sarcasm just makes it a great read when I need some motivation to deal with the utter monotony of my job. One request though, how bout using the word 'Cunt' more. I truly think it is the perfect cuss word. Hey if your looking for an idea to blog on, how about when hurricanes got together and decided it was time to fucking brutalize Louisiana and Texas. Aren't like Florida and South Carolina the most likely targets? I guess that was the 90's. I have to hand it to you Michael, I have not finished a paragraph without cracking the fuck up since I started following your blogs. Your execution of vulgarities is perfect and sarcasm just makes it a great read when I need some motivation to deal with the utter monotony of my job. One request though, how bout using the word ‘Cunt’ more. I truly think it is the perfect cuss word. Hey if your looking for an idea to blog on, how about when hurricanes got together and decided it was time to fucking brutalize Louisiana and Texas. Aren’t like Florida and South Carolina the most likely targets? I guess that was the 90’s.

]]> By: Metalbrainsurgery, Opeth Awaits http://www.cracked.com/blog/an-open-letter-to-david-duchovny-incl-full-resume/comment-page-1/#comment-47187 Metalbrainsurgery, Opeth Awaits Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:42:34 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1739#comment-47187 damn it I meant " A mayonailian? What the hell mans!" damn it I meant ” A mayonailian? What the hell mans!”

]]> By: Metalbrainsurgery, Opeth Awaits http://www.cracked.com/blog/an-open-letter-to-david-duchovny-incl-full-resume/comment-page-1/#comment-47186 Metalbrainsurgery, Opeth Awaits Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:41:50 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1739#comment-47186 a maynailian? What the hell mans? a maynailian? What the hell mans?

]]> By: Lane http://www.cracked.com/blog/an-open-letter-to-david-duchovny-incl-full-resume/comment-page-1/#comment-47108 Lane Wed, 10 Sep 2008 02:45:14 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1739#comment-47108 If I weren't so busy with terribly important things(lounging on couch), I would totally finish that fanfic in a brain-hurtingly slashy way... If I weren’t so busy with terribly important things(lounging on couch), I would totally finish that fanfic in a brain-hurtingly slashy way…

]]> By: -ibm http://www.cracked.com/blog/an-open-letter-to-david-duchovny-incl-full-resume/comment-page-1/#comment-47106 -ibm Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:59:30 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1739#comment-47106 "Eyes: A piercing and unearthly brown" - (I must admit that's exactly what I perceive every time I watch one your videos; very mesmerizing and you capture that feeling so very well in this succinct description) - and the weight without counting aura part were the first things to catch me in this résumé. Then, of course, the synopsis you added for the type of contributions you could bring to Duchovny if he hired you was truly a tickle to my fancy, as well - you are too funny. As always, enjoyed your colorful writing and humorous imagination. Thanks. “Eyes: A piercing and unearthly brown” - (I must admit that’s exactly what I perceive every time I watch one your videos; very mesmerizing and you capture that feeling so very well in this succinct description) - and the weight without counting aura part were the first things to catch me in this résumé. Then, of course, the synopsis you added for the type of contributions you could bring to Duchovny if he hired you was truly a tickle to my fancy, as well - you are too funny. As always, enjoyed your colorful writing and humorous imagination. Thanks.

]]> By: greengoddess http://www.cracked.com/blog/an-open-letter-to-david-duchovny-incl-full-resume/comment-page-1/#comment-46851 greengoddess Mon, 08 Sep 2008 18:02:09 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1739#comment-46851 The image that will haunt me for awhile is the Gladstone/Miley Cyrus one. Jesus. The image that will haunt me for awhile is the Gladstone/Miley Cyrus one.

Jesus.

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