Comments on: An Idiot’s guide to Super Tuesday http://www.cracked.com/blog/an-idiots-guide-to-super-tuesday/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:46:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: choosing a gps http://www.cracked.com/blog/an-idiots-guide-to-super-tuesday/comment-page-1/#comment-8040 choosing a gps Mon, 11 Feb 2008 04:57:13 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/05/an-idiots-guide-to-super-tuesday/#comment-8040 <strong>choosing a gps...</strong> yes indeed...... choosing a gps…

yes indeed……

]]> By: The truth hurts. http://www.cracked.com/blog/an-idiots-guide-to-super-tuesday/comment-page-1/#comment-8003 The truth hurts. Sun, 10 Feb 2008 20:17:34 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/05/an-idiots-guide-to-super-tuesday/#comment-8003 I'm lying to no one, least of all myself like you are. David Gergen, CNN senior political analyst, commented "I don't think there's an excuse in politics to have something go out under your name and say, 'Oh by the way, I didn't write that'." Check out any neo nazi web page forum and see how many of them have the tagline that say "Ron Paul for President". Why is that do you think? Oh and please enlighten all of us why a candidate that is a member of the Council of Foreign Relations is a bad thing. If you can do so without cutting and pasting Alex Jones or other bullshit conspiracy theory rhetoric quotes I will be amazed. I’m lying to no one, least of all myself like you are.

David Gergen, CNN senior political analyst, commented “I don’t think there’s an excuse in politics to have something go out under your name and say, ‘Oh by the way, I didn’t write that’.”

Check out any neo nazi web page forum and see how many of them have the tagline that say “Ron Paul for President”. Why is that do you think?

Oh and please enlighten all of us why a candidate that is a member of the Council of Foreign Relations is a bad thing. If you can do so without cutting and pasting Alex Jones or other bullshit conspiracy theory rhetoric quotes I will be amazed.

]]> By: Hank http://www.cracked.com/blog/an-idiots-guide-to-super-tuesday/comment-page-1/#comment-7840 Hank Sat, 09 Feb 2008 04:42:33 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/05/an-idiots-guide-to-super-tuesday/#comment-7840 "As long as the’re not Black or Jewish. Ever read the Ron Paul Report, I have." - yeah I bet you have, you dumb fuck. Your daily reading probably amounts to the back of whatever cereal box your mom buys you. Those newsletters are two decades old, and written by other people, NOT Ron Paul, who has released a statement to this effect. Yet you still are peddling this smear tactic shit? FOX news would be so proud. You dumb fucking idiot. "truth hurts"? Yeah but its not as much fun as lying is it? Every other candidate is CFR. I doubt your retarded ass can really comprehend what that means. Fuck you, you cocksmoking fuckhole. “As long as the’re not Black or Jewish. Ever read the Ron Paul Report, I have.” - yeah I bet you have, you dumb fuck. Your daily reading probably amounts to the back of whatever cereal box your mom buys you.

Those newsletters are two decades old, and written by other people, NOT Ron Paul, who has released a statement to this effect. Yet you still are peddling this smear tactic shit? FOX news would be so proud. You dumb fucking idiot. “truth hurts”? Yeah but its not as much fun as lying is it?

Every other candidate is CFR. I doubt your retarded ass can really comprehend what that means. Fuck you, you cocksmoking fuckhole.

]]> By: The truth hurts. http://www.cracked.com/blog/an-idiots-guide-to-super-tuesday/comment-page-1/#comment-7605 The truth hurts. Fri, 08 Feb 2008 04:08:01 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/05/an-idiots-guide-to-super-tuesday/#comment-7605 As long as the're not Black or Jewish. Ever read the Ron Paul Report, I have. As long as the’re not Black or Jewish. Ever read the Ron Paul Report, I have.

]]> By: Monty http://www.cracked.com/blog/an-idiots-guide-to-super-tuesday/comment-page-1/#comment-7601 Monty Fri, 08 Feb 2008 03:22:06 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/05/an-idiots-guide-to-super-tuesday/#comment-7601 I guess Cracked didn't want to include Ron Paul. The "Tax Payer's Best Friend" who knows that America's foreign policy is destroying the economy. The guy who says we should bring the troops home, end the IRS, and wants to give freedom back to the American people. I guess Cracked didn’t want to include Ron Paul. The “Tax Payer’s Best Friend” who knows that America’s foreign policy is destroying the economy. The guy who says we should bring the troops home, end the IRS, and wants to give freedom back to the American people.

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/an-idiots-guide-to-super-tuesday/comment-page-1/#comment-7565 glendoor42 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 22:25:02 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/05/an-idiots-guide-to-super-tuesday/#comment-7565 "Would you look at a penthouse spread of hillary? unshaven" As long as she shaved her legs and pits or just her legs, Hell Yeah. “Would you look at a penthouse spread of hillary? unshaven”

As long as she shaved her legs and pits or just her legs, Hell Yeah.

]]> By: Omegaman http://www.cracked.com/blog/an-idiots-guide-to-super-tuesday/comment-page-1/#comment-7560 Omegaman Thu, 07 Feb 2008 21:48:48 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/05/an-idiots-guide-to-super-tuesday/#comment-7560 The question is... Would you look at a penthouse spread of hillary? unshaven Would you vote for a black guy that sounds white, acts white and never ever has been photographed holding his jammy The question is…

Would you look at a penthouse spread of hillary? unshaven

Would you vote for a black guy that sounds white, acts white and never ever has been photographed holding his jammy

]]> By: Omegaman http://www.cracked.com/blog/an-idiots-guide-to-super-tuesday/comment-page-1/#comment-7557 Omegaman Thu, 07 Feb 2008 21:46:19 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/05/an-idiots-guide-to-super-tuesday/#comment-7557 If you would just sit down with Hillary and drink a nice cup of warm BLOOD, you would see things her way or else burst into flames If you would just sit down with Hillary and drink a nice cup of warm BLOOD, you would see things her way or else burst into flames

]]> By: Al http://www.cracked.com/blog/an-idiots-guide-to-super-tuesday/comment-page-1/#comment-7510 Al Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:17:43 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/05/an-idiots-guide-to-super-tuesday/#comment-7510 What Gamer is saying should inspire everyone of you to look deeper into the backrounds of each these corporate chosen candidates. He is spot on with his analasis. This article is about apathy which by design is a key ally of the establishment, which is caused by depression brought on by the loss of control over your own life. We were taught in school about this free country we live & don't forget that lesson on the government in America being for the people by the people. We were taught that all men are created equal, & that right is protected under the constitution. As we grow we soon come to the realization that this is not the case. Bigger government, or socilistic concepts of income redisdribution is the enemy of the freedoms that we were taught about in school. The thing we forget about the most, is that individual liberty requires individual responsability. We continue to sell our birthright for these handouts & a false sense of security that undermine the very foundation of what our country is founded on. More false hope & promises=more of the same or worse. The real issues must be addressed in order to initiate true change. The article did forget to mention the 1 candidate that is not sponsered by the power establishment. He has a clear view of the challenges at hand. Google Ron Paul. The good Dr has a cure for the rampant apathy epidemic in this country. What Gamer is saying should inspire everyone of you to look deeper into the backrounds of each these corporate chosen candidates. He is spot on with his analasis. This article is about apathy which by design is a key ally of the establishment, which is caused by depression brought on by the loss of control over your own life. We were taught in school about this free country we live & don’t forget that lesson on the government in America being for the people by the people. We were taught that all men are created equal, & that right is protected under the constitution. As we grow we soon come to the realization that this is not the case. Bigger government, or socilistic concepts of income redisdribution is the enemy of the freedoms that we were taught about in school. The thing we forget about the most, is that individual liberty requires individual responsability. We continue to sell our birthright for these handouts & a false sense of security that undermine the very foundation of what our country is founded on. More false hope & promises=more of the same or worse. The real issues must be addressed in order to initiate true change. The article did forget to mention the 1 candidate that is not sponsered by the power establishment. He has a clear view of the challenges at hand. Google Ron Paul. The good Dr has a cure for the rampant apathy epidemic in this country.

]]> By: Gamer.Elite http://www.cracked.com/blog/an-idiots-guide-to-super-tuesday/comment-page-1/#comment-7431 Gamer.Elite Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:47:06 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/05/an-idiots-guide-to-super-tuesday/#comment-7431 Can any of these clowns actually fix the cluster fuck this country is in currently? Probably not. They can, however, provide us with one of the worst selections for President since the last election. Frankly, I don't trust any of them. NONE of them have remained very consistent on any issues. For shits and giggles, let's go through the list. Mitt Romney - Lying conservative Mormon. There's nothing worse. And his name is stupid. Who in the hell names there kid Mitt? I'll tell you who: lying conservative Mormon parents, that's who. John McCain - Bush loving 9/11 fetishist. Mike Huckaby - I just hate his douche bag name. Hillary Clinton - Don't confuse this socialist hag with her husband, Bill. She will do nothing but turn us into a shitty Canada. Barack Obama - I don't know much about this man, but his mysterious ways make me uncomfortable. He's a vague man, and I don't want vagueness in the White House....anymore. Also, none of the above have given any sure fire way to end the fiasco in Iraq. No trust means no vote from me. Can any of these clowns actually fix the cluster fuck this country is in currently? Probably not. They can, however, provide us with one of the worst selections for President since the last election. Frankly, I don’t trust any of them. NONE of them have remained very consistent on any issues.

For shits and giggles, let’s go through the list.

Mitt Romney - Lying conservative Mormon. There’s nothing worse. And his name is stupid.
Who in the hell names there kid Mitt? I’ll tell you who: lying conservative
Mormon parents, that’s who.

John McCain - Bush loving 9/11 fetishist.

Mike Huckaby - I just hate his douche bag name.

Hillary Clinton - Don’t confuse this socialist hag with her husband, Bill. She will do nothing
but turn us into a shitty Canada.

Barack Obama - I don’t know much about this man, but his mysterious ways make me
uncomfortable. He’s a vague man, and I don’t want vagueness in the
White House….anymore.

Also, none of the above have given any sure fire way to end the fiasco in Iraq. No trust means no vote from me.

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