Alien Invasion As Documented by the Internet: 7 Screencaps
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Day 42
Before he was infested by a brain slug, Cody was just an Animorph looking for an easy lay. Now he's on Facebook and Twitter like a chump. And let's not forget that brain slug thing...
Great, original article. Loved it!
Replythis writer is what jimmy fallon is to snl. not funny
ReplyWhile I do think Cody is kind of hit-and-miss, I'd like to note that if ANY of the other writers had written this exact article, half of you who came on here to complain would have been perfectly okay with it. Probably even enjoyed it.
ReplyI, for one, thought this was pretty good for a short article.
I have to second that, this was pretty funny, and some of these people really go beyond all normal measures to insult Cody.. S.A.D.
i third
"I will never agree to meet your mother."
ReplyIn retrospect, I think my ex might have had a brain slug.
How can you be THAT bad at trying to match the font and size of the text? The LOLcat thing is something a 1st grader could do, and you failed miserably.
Replyall I can think of is animorphs.
ReplyI just kept thinking how different the 'Animorphs' series would have been if the yeerks went online.
ReplyLong live us, the brain slugs.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesLong live us, the brain slugs.
Long live us, the brain slugs.
Long live us, the br-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
all i can say is that i hate you. im so angry just how absolutley s**t this article was i can barely write.
Reply Hide All See All 3 Repliesi honestly hate you. i clicked on this link not knowing who the author was, then i read it. you are just not funny. ok?
You are pathetic human. HAHAHA cry human.
Might I suggest you stop reading his stuff if you hate it so much?
No of course you won't do that, you will continue to read, and complain. Because you are weak, human.
Long live us, the brain slugs.
"if you don't like it, then don't read it!"
Very adult response. Point still stands that everything cody produces is s**t. You might get a smirk out of one of his articles... but this is a f**king comedy website. If I wanted to get 1 smirk every half hour, I'd surf somethingawful.
I hate your articles, Cody. They are bad and you should feel bad.
ReplySeriously, you are the worst thing to happen to this site since Lex left.
No.
ReplyDay 15, 16, 23 and 42 made me lol. Fucking human references. Laugh, human. Laugh out loud.
ReplyThis was some of cody's best work, but that isnt saying much...
ReplyCool story, bro.
ReplyI seriously think Cody should be replaced with one of the topic writers, there's some quality writers there. Cody, to me, comes across as a 15 year old shut in.
ReplyLike a lot of Cody's stuff, its funny but in the "Heh, yeah..." kind of way. I think he tries too hard, thats all.
ReplyWell said.
I clicked the link not knowing it was Cody, read it not realizing it was Cody, then looked at the author and felt vindicated in thinking it was mediocre.
Because if Seanbaby or DOB wrote something crappy, that would be a lie because it being by them would make it uncrappy.
I for one welcome our brain-slug overlords.
ReplySorry, it had to be said.
Where's MY brain slug? I feel so left out.
ReplyAs strange as this scenario is, otherwise normal everyday people tend to be even weirder. Case in point; somewhere, probably right now, it is an absolute certainty that someone is thinking of the brainslug-tub scene and masturbating furiously.
Replyrule 34
HEY! what do you mean "furiously"?
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