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A Touching Children's Book Written While High

A few weeks ago I related a charming anecdote about the Cracked offices that involved thinly veiled racism, sexual assault, rampant stupidity and may or may not have actively advocated huffing gasoline (several times). Then I figured: That would make a great children's book!

I was wrong, but here it is anyway.

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You can pre-order Robert's book, Everything is Going to Kill Everybody: The Terrifyingly Real Ways the World Wants You Dead on Amazon, or find him on Twitter, Facebook and his own site, I Fight Robots, where you can read more awful children's stories, like the alternate version of "Where the Wild Things Are" that devolves into a horrifying man/beast orgy!

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