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"I didn't come here to make friends. I came here to ... something else that has not yet been communicated to me. Anyway, want to be friends?"

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This is just unnecessary, right?

Don't Worry, That Old Man Is Just Guy Pearce in Makeup

Daniel O'Brien is Cracked.com's senior writer (ladies), and [placeholder for relevant joke that I'll think of later] ([second beat of that joke]).

For more from Dan, check out A Series of Emails From Cyberdyne's New Tech Guy and My Brief Time as a Crewmember Aboard the USS Enterprise.

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