On David, The Android ...
This is just unnecessary, right?
Don't Worry, That Old Man Is Just Guy Pearce in Makeup
Daniel O'Brien is Cracked.com's senior writer (ladies), and [placeholder for relevant joke that I'll think of later] ([second beat of that joke]).
For more from Dan, check out A Series of Emails From Cyberdyne's New Tech Guy and My Brief Time as a Crewmember Aboard the USS Enterprise.