A Rare Video Address From Anonymous to Scientology
When your organization consists of thousands of anonymous hackers, programmers, and Internet junkies, each working on their own authority towards a common goal, there's bound to be the occasional stray. This rare address to Scientology from an unknown member of Anonymous serves as a case in point:
Author's Note: Dear members of Anonymous, if you take offense at this video for any reason, I offer the following arguments against trying to hack, slash, or otherwise infiltrate my connectables:
1. Nothing in here is really aimed against you guys. In fact, I fully support anything that's against Scientology. See this video as evidence.2. My MySpace profile is already choked with gay pornography. I doubt it could take any more.
3. I am bereft of lulz, and any attempt to extract them from me will only end in my retreating into my room with a hot fudge sundae and listening to Alanis Morissette tapes. Please, don't let that happen.
When not blogging for Cracked, Michael makes ANONYMOUS PLEASE DON'T HURT ME videos as head writer and co-founder of Those Aren't Muskets!
As i do hate Scientology with the burning hot rage of a thousand suns, anonymous isn't much better. They have done nothing but crash web sights, make empty death threats to many 13 year old kids and s**t loads of these kinds of videos. They think they are living in the movie "hackers" where an underground group of super hackers can control the world via the internet, when in reality they cant do much more then what i just listed nor can any hacker really, unless your stupid enough to have your bank account information plastered all over the internet. Plus for every so called act of heroism they claim they harass innocent kids and normal people to the point of tears and terror(they make sure to do it to people that are very limited on how the internet works) for some stupid s**t said on an internet image forum.....In truth there is no such thing as a "super hacker" occasionally you get the genius 13 year old that hacks into the pentagon and makes all the computers fill with gay porn but they are quickly taken down and then made into counter hackers that actually work for the government. If they really wanted to help stop Scientology they would retrieve documents from Scientology's deepest darkest secrets and expose them to the world or s**t hack into tom cruises personal computer im sure he has some crazy s**t on them. For now they just try and make random peoples lives that much harder. Congrats super hackers keep on terrifying kids.
ReplyAnonymous is decentralized. I believe you don't know that, or else you would just say that you disagree with certain parts of Anonymous. There's no leader, etc, so there's no system of keeping all the script kiddies under control.
I love how people actually believe Anonymous is some kind of spooky cabal of super-hackers (or, if you will, hackers on steroids). They're nothing of the kind, and those wacky fellows who pretend to be associated with an "organization" that does not exist are obviously just people who are desperately attempting to be special and/or powerful, because they are nothing of the sort in their personal lives.
ReplyThat being said, I do support any action against Scientology; however, pretending that the entire internet is in the thrall of a fictional group is just silly.
alright, so i just started reading about this whole 'project chanology' and i must say, i retract my statement.
Replyi think i see what this whole thing is about now.
go get em hacker guys.
alright, so i may think scientology is pretty f**kin retarded, but why try to dismantle the whole thing simply based on that? if a bunch of people are gullible enough to follow someone like tom cruise into a big ass scam, why not just let them? if a person is happy measuring their own thetan levels and thinking some crap about alien souls going into cave men or whatever is true then why not let them, if thats what makes them happy?
Replyi practically pisst myself laughing when i read about the whole 'project snow white' thing (primarily due to the fact that south park pretty much undid all that those crazy bastards tried to accomplish by releasing one single episode) but why attempt to dismantle their entire religion (cult, whatever) because of it?
then again i guess that has very little to do with the actual video.
funny s**t btw.
does this have anything to do with "Melvin, brother of the joker"?
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ReplySounds like the voice from Gantz Abidged...
Replyi love every part of this.
Replyim pretty sure anon likes the swaim, so dont worry.......
Nice, good for a laugh now and then.
ReplyDear anonymous,
ReplyFuck off.
Love Anonymous xx
Scientology does not allow questioning or ridicule of its dictums.
ReplyAnonymous does.
Why does scientology believe it will win when humankind is made up of people who like to laugh?
Lul.
ReplyLOL
Replythat doesn't even make any sense!
Good stuff! I still fully support Anonymous, but this is a good laugh break!
ReplyWe approve. The lulz are appreciated; carry on, good sir. Carry on.
ReplyLol, Hilarious:)
ReplyGood one, mate.
ReplyBy the way, a bit of humour never hurt anyone.
Only malicious bastards and quasi-religious zealots would hack you for this.
Stop worrying.
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