Machine y la Pequena Adriana Barrientos
I’ve been looking at the internet for a long time now, and I’ve seen plenty of weird trends come and go. There was the whole Dancing Baby thing, then there was Hampster Dance and All Your Base and Goatse and a whole bunch of other crap I can barely remember.
It’s been a long internet.
Now that everyone is losing interest in Lolcats, I guess the new thing is videos of cross-dressing dwarf Latinas dancing. I’m not going to say this is the weirdest video I’ve ever seen (that honor probably still goes to a certain Japanese guy in a horse mask), but we’ve certainly come a long way from Hampster Dance, haven’t we?
The only thing that worries me about this trend is that it’s only a matter of time before cross-dressing dwarves and naked Japanese men in horse masks are simply a matter of course. Where do we go from there? Can things really get that much weirder, or will the pendulum swing back the other way, and we’ll go back to enjoying such simple pleasures as poorly-animated dancing babies and pictures of men ripping their own sphincters open?
Oh - and was the guy in the bondage mask ALREADY friends with the cross-dressing dwarf, or did he have to put an ad up on Craigslist to make this video? So many questions, so few answers.
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November 9th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
Can you pls provide more information on this subject??? Also your site is great. Greets..
February 20th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Swish.
February 20th, 2008 at 8:36 am
Captain Ross, I think they’re called Amanzons.
February 20th, 2008 at 7:53 am
I’m not denying they do Kingmonkey, but Amazon women need um….what’s the male equivelant of an Amazon?
A Viking?
February 20th, 2008 at 1:42 am
I showed this clip to a co-worker who was also very short (although she was actually a woman) and we talked about it for a while. I asked her if she’d ever been called a walking headjob before … it turns out that it was the first time she’d heard the comment. Apparently no-one had the balls to say it to her face before. If looks could kill I would be hangin with Sadam by now.
February 19th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Captain Ross, Amazon women need love, too.
February 19th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Also, does anyone else get deeply deeeply disturbed when he grabs the midget by the top of the head and starts thrusting with his crotch?
Because I’ve seen that motion in internet clips before. It doesn’t end in a very good place.
February 19th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Yeah, somehow my idea of the perfect woman isn’t one that towers menacingly over me like an East German competitor at the 1972 Munich games.
February 19th, 2008 at 8:53 am
Oh cora, your post could not have been more ironically mismatched to this article. The day I see this “woman” on tallmingle.com is the day I admit I’m only one and a half feet tall.
February 19th, 2008 at 6:55 am
WOW…so sweet, seems she is famous on a tall dating site~~~~~Tallmingle.com ,there are many hot models.they vote the most beautiful member eah month.
funny thing…..
February 18th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Diz waz skahree.
February 18th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
No one will ever get tired of lolcats.
Ever.
February 18th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Everyone is getting tired of lolcats? I just got in on that, and now it’s dying? Crud. Where’s my picture of a cat in an empty room saying “I IZ L8 2 PAR-T” when I need it?
February 18th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
It’s just amazing how this video ended up here.
I’ve seen a lot of videos from the same creepy little dude and the guy on the s&m mask (the character’s name, by the way, is from the 1999’s movie ‘8mm’) since i’m from the same country as these two fellows.
So, in defense of my country’s honour, i would like to state the following:
1.- No, we do not tend to dance with creepy little dudes wearing our national football team t-shirt while wearing leather masks.
2.- Yes, we too think that the above is absolutely 100% abnormal and they should get medication for it, or institutionalized if possible.
But you gotta admit it’s damn funny though.
Cheers from Chile.
February 18th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
this video was really boring. why would they film two friends dancing badly?
(you know, apart from the cross-dressing and the mask thing.) BORING!
February 18th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Don’t worry Ross, my video’s going to get the same comment at 4, but mostly due to lighting, editing, acting, and writing errors.
February 18th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Your videos make me uncomfortable so I can’t even watch the whole thing.