A Completely Nondescript Guy Firing A Gun Really Fast: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
Awesome Video Of The DayBeretta Rapid Fire! (The Best)
I saw this video posted in a few places yesterday with a handful of different titles, all of which indicated that it was a video of a guy rapidly firing a Beretta handgun. That makes sense, too, because that's exactly what this is a video of: just some guy shooting a gun really fast. "18 Rounds in 3 Seconds," "Video of Man Firing 18 Rounds From a Pistol in 3 Seconds" and "Beretta Rapid Fire! (The Best)" are all perfectly appropriate titles. I don't know what else they might have mentioned in the title; the video itself is pretty short and there isn't really anything else noteworthy about it. I know that I, personally, definitely did NOT notice anything else about this video that I would want to put in the title. You know - because there wasn't anything else in the video that drew my attention aside from the incredibly rapid firing. Yup - just a normal guy firing off a Beretta really, really fast. That's definitely the only thing I noticed.
Come to think of it, I don't even know why I posted this today. You know - what with there being nothing else to say about this guy other than "Wow - he sure can fire that Beretta fast." What else would I possibly say about him? I have no idea.
I bet when he eats at McDonalds, he cries as he shovels burgers into his maw, because he knows ththat the burgers have power over him.
ReplyThe tears are bacon grease.
wickedragon,
Replyyou remind me of my ex-girlfriend.
May I take you, right here, right now?
Yes. I know you want it. You know you want it.
You know you want it.
You do.
I'm taking it.
Don't forget to leave your front door unlocked.
And by front door, I mean bedroom.
And by bedroom, I mean cellphone.
I feel like a necrophiliac.
HE'S FAT! HE'S REALLY REALLY FAT! FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY McFATFATFATFATFATFAT FATTYFATFAT.
ReplyOH MY GOD! it felt good to get that off my chest. Fat fat fatty fat fat fat fat. Very very fat. Oh so fat. Hella fat. Fatter than Veronica Zemanova is hot. Fatter than the CERN institute is cool. Fatter than Abraham Lincoln is dead. Fatter than I'm naked.
PS! I want a beretta :'(
PS!PS! HE'S FAT!
hahaHA!!
Replyyou can see his boobies jiggle!
You guys are blind. That guy is clearly wearing his ear muffs the wrong way around. He's got the 'L' side on his right ear and the 'R' side on his left ear.
Replykaligula, are you fucking kidding me?
ReplyWhat do we have so far? Italian, possibly Italian-hispanic. Has money, bright blue shirt, expensive watch and shoes. Can handle a gun in ways normal people can't. Likes pie. Body mass of about 140kg. How can you miss that beautiful smile. Has a goatee. Probably has a knife in his pocket. Somehow, he makes chocolate rain hail bullets. Buddah is alive.
Replyi hope those aren't ivory buttons on that shirt of his.
ReplyHey, you know whats a great idea?
Chocolate Buttons. When your done wearing your shirt, instead of having to un-button each button (I have no other way as to how to unbutton a buttoned shirt) you just take them off and eat them.
But then you have a buttonless shirt. I GOT IT! Make the shirt out of graham crackers and sew it together with marshmellows.
So if you get caught in a fire, at least you will have smores. and then death.
I'm out of my chair now, I'm coming to get whoever posted my private videos on the internet, I'm almost to the front door, wait....... I have to stop...... and res......Hey,.... pie!!!
ReplyWait a second...
ReplyIf this video IS real, the gentleman in question would have to have a body mass of maybe 140 kg! The obvious way in which he could be so heavy, yet appear so incons**cuous?
Wolverine-like enhanced skeleton.
I don't know much about adamantium, but I read that the normal human skeleton has a volume of around 0.007 m^3 and a mass of 10.5 kg.
For the video to make sense for a man of perfectly normal outward appearance, the subject would need a skeleton to occupy the same volume but with a mass of 75.5 kg. A density of 10786kg/m^3! This is comparable to lead, at 11340 kg/m^3.
This is not a man you want to mess with.
This belongs in the fake video article!
ReplyA bereta 9mm round has a mass of 8 grams and a muzzle velocity of 365m/s. If he really did fire 18 rounds, that's a total of 52.56 kgm/s impulse over 3 seconds, or and average force of 17.52 kgm/s^2.
Assuming an average man's mass of 75 kg and a gravitational acceleration of 9.8 m/s^2, he would have to lean at (90-cos-1(17.52/735))degrees or would experience backwards acceleration to a degree that it greater than that visible in the video!
Yep. No average man could do what we just saw.
There's probably a joke here somewhere concerning the proposed law in Mississippi that would keep restaurants from selling food to the obese and possibly comparing that to either waiting periods for guns and/or ho-ho's or the lack of a need for a "concealed carry" law when all you need to do is slide your Beretta under one of your fat folds, but I have neither the patience nor comedic craftsmanship to finish either of those thoughts in a coherent manner.
ReplyThat man surely wouldn't belong in an Under Armour run future.
ReplyWhy? Wrong shoes.
"FYOOOO-CHURRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!"
nice watch.
ReplyIt's the blue shirt with black pants. Simply not done. Especially when the pants could sheath the cooling towers at Three Mile Island and still leave enough fabric for a matching tie.
ReplyProbably a video of him shootin' up some more of those pesky papparazzi trying to get sneak pictures of his latest fashion breakthrough.
I shotgun the crackling!
ReplyIn some cultures he would be considered sexy....
ReplyI think he'd look pretty darn good with an apple in his mouth roasting on a rotarty. Mmmm, anyone else hungry now?
Oh I get it! He's fat! Man, that's... That's funny! Good one...
Reply... kingmonkey? I wanna be in you...
Hmm. I guess that's how fat people pleasure themselves.
ReplyYOU SAID FAT!
ReplyNOOOO!
NOW YOU BURN IN HELL!