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Awesome Video Of The DayBeretta Rapid Fire! (The Best)

I saw this video posted in a few places yesterday with a handful of different titles, all of which indicated that it was a video of a guy rapidly firing a Beretta handgun. That makes sense, too, because that's exactly what this is a video of: just some guy shooting a gun really fast. "18 Rounds in 3 Seconds," "Video of Man Firing 18 Rounds From a Pistol in 3 Seconds" and "Beretta Rapid Fire! (The Best)" are all perfectly appropriate titles. I don't know what else they might have mentioned in the title; the video itself is pretty short and there isn't really anything else noteworthy about it. I know that I, personally, definitely did NOT notice anything else about this video that I would want to put in the title. You know - because there wasn't anything else in the video that drew my attention aside from the incredibly rapid firing. Yup - just a normal guy firing off a Beretta really, really fast. That's definitely the only thing I noticed.

Come to think of it, I don't even know why I posted this today. You know - what with there being nothing else to say about this guy other than "Wow - he sure can fire that Beretta fast." What else would I possibly say about him? I have no idea.

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