A Blogger's Dilemma
There's so much to talk about today, it's been difficult to pick one topic that stands out as deserving my sole attention; for example, I could talk about how Method Man (of the Wu-Tang Clan) said recently that Britney Spears' head-shaving was a sign of the coming Apocalypse (other signs include breakdancers with backwards feet and talking toilet paper rolls).
Or I could discuss which present I'm more anxiously salivating over this holiday season---a Hanukkah ham, or a $500 framed rhino turd.
I suppose I could even chat about the geopolitical ramifications of actress Eva Mendes's controversial statement this week that "Boobs are good!" (For future discussion: are they?)
But instead, I think I'd like to set those issues (important though they may be) aside, and take this time to share something with you, something that transcends the day-to-day inanity of the blogosphere, and speaks directly to the heart---something with a power so piercing and pure that mere words cannot hope to describe its significance.
My friends, the incredible thing I'm speaking of is this picture of Ray Liotta:
... you just think about that.
Nice to see someone thought of this already.
ReplyFunny where Google sends you, and how I have even more questions now.
Replyinteresting material, where such topics do you find? I will often go
ReplyOk, gotta nip this controversial debate in the bud before it gets out of hand. So, for the record, according to top physicists at the Brantano Institute of All Things Nice, boobs ARE good. You can't argue with science.
ReplyNice try, Nick!
ReplyHe looks like William H. Macy with that haircut.
ReplyWHATTA HOMO! LOLZ!
Someone's obviously asked him if he admired the late Marlon Brando. Unfortunately it was a bit tasteless to show off his impression.
ReplyThat's the difference between love or like , a swallow or a spit.
ReplyIt's his "spit or swallow?" face. Yeah, I went there.
ReplySpeaking of Wu-Tang, The 8 Diagrams drops next Tuesday!
ReplyYeeeeaaaaaaaaah!
Looks like a bigot's face to me. Ray Liota=racist. There i said it.
ReplyMaybe he just saw Eva Mendes's boobs.
ReplyI tried to get fresh with Lorraine once, and Ray ate my teeth.
Replyi think he's finally making a conscious effort to distract everyone from his wierd eyebrows. it isn't wokring of course, but god bless the man for trying.
ReplyRemember in Goodfellas when Ray Liotta pistol-whipped that guy who was getting fresh with Lorraine Bracco? Well, even though he's old, he could still pistol-whip you.
ReplyI'd still like ta' get fresh with Lorraine Bracco.
He sort of looks like...he's eating his own teeth.
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