I'm here to try and defend my beloved country against accusations that we're nothing more than a nation of evil, mustache-twirling, power-obsessed psychopaths in well-tailored suits.
The Donald isn't done having rude awakenings.
You guys wanna go get hammered and gingerly take steps into adulthood tonight?
Work is only good for giving you money to give to us.
Mr. President, you're wrong.
Should go without saying, but SPOILERS.
Have you ever thought about combining your no doubt many and varied non-sexual bad habits with your, uh, sexual habits?
Remember when Cyber Monday used to stand for something?
Regardless of who got elected President this year, this election was a flat-out disaster for democracy.
At the rate we're going, there won't be another director like Spielberg in our lifetime. That is, unless we Sarah Connor the heck out of the following terrible realities.