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6 Bizarre Reasons Famous Foods Were Banned
You'd figure, of all our myriad freedoms, the freedom to eat would be one that almost goes without saying, one you take for granted, because who could possibly give a happy horseshit what you cram into your maw? Turns out all kinds of people care.
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- By Felix Clay
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5 Creative Ways People Got Revenge on Cheating Spouses
In a rational world full of level-headed people, when you find out you've been cheated on, you'll confront your partner and explain how you feel disrespected and that perhaps it's best if you go your separate ways. In the real world, people do this stuff.
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- By Felix Clay
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5 Insane Moments From the Manliest Movie Ever Made
You might think that 'a movie about dirt bike jousting directed by George Romero' would pretty much cover all the bizarre stuff going on in this movie, but trust me on this: It is only the beginning.
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- By Chris Sims
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5 Seemingly Crazy Behaviors the Internet Says Are OK
So here's the deal. I compiled a list of the most insane things I do and then looked them up online to make my diagnosis.
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- By Gladstone
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4 New Video Game Realities That Will Kill the Industry
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- By Robert Brockway
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6 Important Things Nobody Tells You About Grad School
Some advice about advice, or advice-squared: If someone tells you what they wish they would have done, listen. If they only tell you things they wouldn't have done, ignore them.
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- By Luke McKinney
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The 4 Worst 'Scientific' Explanations for Famous Monsters
How shitty and plausible do their explanations get? Oh man, I've got a whole article about it.
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- By Felix Clay
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3 Damaging Relationships You Can't Get Away From
Is the purpose of this article to grace you with bizarre, obscure new info? No. It's to make you question why we never question these things in the first place. Come, I'll show you.
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- By Felix Clay
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4 Questions People Debating Rape Jokes Should Ask Themselves
Quite simply, I don't fully understand what either side is trying to prove. Yes, I do, generally, but not when you nail down specifics like you should in any reasoned debate.
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- By Gladstone
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4 Awkward Scenarios You Only Tolerate from a Sexual Partner
Simply by virtue of the nudie-time fun you have together (or if I want to be sweet and sappy and suggest it's true love), you will put up with and tolerate the most heinous of activities.
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- By Felix Clay
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The 10 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Safety Posters Ever
Here are 10 of the most ominous safety posters ever to grace break rooms across the globe. It's unclear if they improved morale, but these posters certainly filled workers with the fear of a dark and wrathful god.
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- By Cyriaque Lamar
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The 6 Most Baffling Slang Phrases from Around the World
There's every chance that you'll one day travel to one of the countries the phrases herein originate from; this article is here to help you decipher the more ... nuanced local phrases.
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- By Alli Reed
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5 Things Video Games Do Better Than Any Other Forms of Art
What the hell can games do that books and interpretive dance can't? A lot, it turns out.
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- By Winston Rowntree
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The 5 Most Unjustly Overshadowed Sci-Fi Classics
Now, if you're a huge sci-fi nerd, you've probably read all of these before, but if you don't dip into the genre often, or you only read the truly canonical works, these are definitely worth checking out.
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- By Robert Brockway
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The 5 Most Ridiculous Attempts to Reinvent Superheroes
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- By Brendan McGinley
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