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The Guy Who Shipwrecked On A Cannibal Island Then Took It Over
Our mission here is to scour history for the single Weirdest Life Anyone Has Ever Lived.
A ROUNDUP OF INTERVIEWS, DEEP DIVES, & TRIVIA
Why Hollywood Should Scrap All COVID-19 Movies
Literally another other topic, please.
Historical Takeaways For What's Happening Now
History (both modern and powdered-wigged) has advice for us.
Beloved Hobbies That Are Secretly The New 'Dad Things'
If you enjoy these things, you might be a dad!
3 Emoji With Awesomely Bizarre Origin Stories
That poo pile is smiling for a reason.
5 Common Beliefs That Make Disasters Worse
None of these ideologies are productive!
5 Celebrities With Horrifyingly Terrible Relatives
These are great examples of why you shouldn't tell your kids that you're rich.
Dating Reality Shows That Achieved Full Berserk
Reality dating shows are pretty weird as a general concept.
Why There Is Suddenly A Thriving Market For Bigfoot Erotica
There's a long and fascinating history behind cryptozoological smut.