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Unlikely Survival Guide: So you've been challenged to a duel

As it happens, this naked high speed approach into antebellum America interrupted the afternoon promenade of a southern gentleman and his teenage sister. Whether it was your manner of dress, or the string of profanities you uttered as you skidded to a halt ass-first on their finely manicured lawn, your presence has greatly disturbed them.

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How to Social Network for Women on Valentine's Day

How was I to find such a thing in this work-a-day world? A bar? Those aren\'t open at this hour. A pottery class? I’m already an expert potter. The bank? That\'s barely a suggestion. A fourth thing? Now I\'m just going too far. Which is how I came to find myself back on Friendster ...

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The Return of Jean-Claude Van Damme: Dark, Meaningful, Splits!

Well, Jean-Claude is done being a naked-bunned karate puppet for big money. He wants dark and meaningful roles that stretch his acting ability. So rather than joining Hollywood\'s Greatest Cast Ever Assembled, Jean-Claude made the 4th sequel to a movie about zombie super soldiers that ignores the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd sequels and is set in the ruins o

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The First Talking Sex Robot: A (Terrified) User Review

By far the most interesting development in the field of machines you can put your wiener in. You can actually carry on full conversations with Roxxxy in what her creator believes is a near-perfect simulation of emotional companionship.

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8 Amazing Stories of Ninja Failure

We tend to think of ninjas as anachronistic creatures of myth, but I\'m here to tell you the ninja is completely real. He is alive and well in our modern day culture. It\'s just that he sucks now, and is usually under arrest.

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