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The Brave Tale of Maxwell the Dinosaur and Dr. Prehistoria
A pretty typical lunch break at the Cracked offices.
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Why We Should All Be Scared Now That Facebook Has Gaydar
Once activated the software would comb my list of friends, their lists of friends and so on, computing a list of attributes that all my accidental friends possessed. If I had a significant number of friends with a given attribute, the algorithm would then output that I myself have the same attribute.
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- By Chris Bucholz
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Why Obama Makes Americans Want to Stockpile Ammo
The story of our nation, told through the trial of one (possibly retarded) man.
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- By Daniel O'Brien
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5 Insane Fighting Manuals (You Probably Shouldn't Listen To)
Bar fights are started when beer is applied to douches or sexual frustration. They are ended with karate. You\'re about to learn everything in between. I\'ve scoured book stores for the finest literature and DVD sets to unlock the secrets of the drunken Orient, and now every time I have a beer 17 people die.
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How To Accidentally Throw A Furry Orgy Using Craigslist
MINT CONDITION CARE BEARS! HOLY CRAP DUDE, THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY. YOU DON\'T EVEN KNOW
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The 5 Least Sexy Products Money Can Buy=One Terrifying Date
There\'s a plethora of product review sites on the internet, but they all have one problem in common: Responsibility. They\'re always \'carefully testing products\' given to them \'expressly for that purpose,\' and where\'s the fun in that? Plus they don\'t have nearly enough pictures of boobs.
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- By Robert Brockway
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What Future History Textbooks Will Write About Obama's '09
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- By Daniel O'Brien
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Why Patrick Swayze Was The Second Best Movie Star Ever
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- By Seanbaby
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A Da Vinci Code Sequel Review (By Someone Who Skimmed It)
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- By Chris Bucholz
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Diary of a Rejected Peanuts Character
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- By Daniel O'Brien
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The 5 Most Ridiculous Sex Self-Help Books
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- By Seanbaby
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How to Solve The Healthcare Debate With Violence
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- By Robert Brockway
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Chatting with Mario during a game of Super Mario Brothers
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- By Chris Bucholz
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The 3 Most Baffling Fight Scenes in Movie History
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- By Robert Brockway
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How I Spent Last Night (According to Eye Witness Testimony)
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- By Daniel O'Brien
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