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What if Kanye West is Retarded?

What if Kanye didn\'t spout off a bunch of quirky, polarizing diatribes because he wanted to go down in history as a creative genius, but because he is, in fact, a complete fucking moron?

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The Torture Debate (As a Batman Comic)

On May 21st, President Obama and Dick Cheney faced off on the issue of torture with back-to-back speeches. With the respect due to such an important topic, I\'ve faithfully transcribed the speeches here in the form of a high-action comic adventure.

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A Practical Guide To Sexting (For Men Over 30)

As someone who went to High School in the 90\'s, I was a little taken aback by today\'s technologically advanced and sexually retarded teens. But as I read these sexting stories (over and over again) I kept thinking one thing: why just sassy teens?

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