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8 Reasons Competitive Eating is The Worst Thing Ever
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The Hoverboard Lie: How Back to the Future Ruined Childhood
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Bea Arthur: Comedy Legend/Hedonistic Sex Goddess Passes Away
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The Guantanamo Bay Torture Memos: For Kids!
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The Worst Book Review Ever
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If Penis Enlargement Ads Told the Truth
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10 Great Books For (Traumatizing) Children
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Star Trek Prequel Spoilers: 8 Piping Hot, Barely Legal Pics
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What They Really Meant: The Billy Bob Thornton Tantrum
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- By Michael Swaim
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Matthew McConaughey's Next 10 Movie Posters
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Brown Fat: How Evolution Is Saving Us From Our Own Fat Asses
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- By Michael Swaim
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6 Superheroes Who Completely Lost Their Shit
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What's Your Zombie Contingency Plan? 11 Practical Strategies
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Proof Hollywood is Fucking With Us: 2 Mall Cop Movies 1 Year
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Taxes Chainsaw Massacre: How To Handle The IRS
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