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5 Disturbing Ways the Human Body Will Evolve in the Future
We don\'t think of ourselves as changing: We\'re the same basic meat popsicles we\'ve always been. But some of the surprising changes that the future holds in store for the human body are ball-shatteringly disturbing, so you\'d better have an iron stomach if you plan on reading this (though if not, don\'t worry; those are probably in the pipeline t
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0 Tales To Tell 'Round Midnight: The Summer Before The Summer The Shock Shack Shocked Back
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6 Online IQ Tests Created by Complete Morons
For the past year, lunatics have been buying up ad space around the Internet to tell us how stupid we are. Their banners are as ubiquitous as they are crazy:optical illusions, broken English riddles, and fake email notifications that all lead to the site OfficialIQquiz.com. Luckily, I\'ve been collecting them, so let's go through six of my favorite
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Undercover as a Twilight Fan At 'New Moon' Opening Night
I am not a closet Twilight fan, nor a hardcore vampire movie junkie, nor even a simple moron. Rest assured, I was there entirely unwillingly, sent on an assignment to observe the burgeoning Twilight culture in it\'s rawest element: outside a suburban movie theater.
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Game Helpin' Squad: Pretend Everything
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The Truth Behind The Upcoming Monopoly Movie
As far as I can tell, this Monopoly movie is just a poor man\'s Jumanji movie, which is just a poor man\'s Clue movie, which is not even that good a movie.
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So You're Locked In a Room With Your Clone: Fight or F#@k?
You\'re locked in a room with a clone of yourself. What do you do?
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If Wonder Woman Comics Were More Honest (And Awesome)
She even filled her breast implants with club soda to add the risk of carbonated explosion to her front flipping, which was the main non-pterodactyl way she traveled. Wonder Woman is awesome, and these are her adventures.
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Am I The Only Person On The Internet Who Thought AMC's The Prisoner Was Amazing?
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How Not to Deal With The Red Ring of Death
That\'s when I saw it: Three sections of the ring were lit up brilliant red, flashing with vindictive mockery. The legends were true: The Red Ring of Death.
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Nicolas Cage Investment Advice: Be In Movies, Buy Everything
Hi, I\'m Nicolas Cage! I\'m an Oscar winning actor (!!!) and the star of all your favorite movies! I\'m here to give you all the investment advice you\'ll need to become famous!
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Cody's Least Popular Blog Post: Why All Black Comedians Are Doing It Wrong
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Mad Man
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Genius or Insane? 8 Rejected Cracked Photoshop Entries
Are the shoppers behind these entries lunatics, or geniuses?
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2009 Literary Sex Off! 5 Baffling Perspectives on Boning
I\'ve collected five books that each represent a different culture or religion\'s sex life. These five books will be read by me and then entered into the Great 2009 Literary Sex Off, an academic sex contest held every 2009 years.
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