Cracked Columnists
  1. 4 Sure-Fire Ways To Tell If Your Girlfriend Is Screwing Justin Timberlake
    By: Gladstone
    16,298 views
  2. Back In My Day Vehicular Rampages Were For Grownups: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
    By: Ross Wolinsky
    3,198 views
  3. Jack Thompson Discovers Greater Gaming-Related Threat Than GTA IV
    By: Michael Swaim
    15,273 views
  4. Nobody Ever Said Being A Porn Star Was Going To Be Easy: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
    By: Ross Wolinsky
    41,283 views
  5. 11 Grand Theft Anecdotes
    By: Chris Bucholz
    48,885 views
  6. A Compelling Argument For Unemployment: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
    By: Ross Wolinsky
    2,925 views
  7. Hey, Remember This Movie? I Hope So, Because All The Jokes In This Post Kind Of Depend On It.
    By: Michael Swaim
    12,842 views
  8. Cracked's Dan O'Brien to Host Late Night?
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    15,480 views
  9. FatMan27183141 Is A One-Trick Pony: The Friday Nooner (EST)!
    By: Ross Wolinsky
    4,342 views
  10. Is Safety Abroad a Phallusy? Protecting Your Privates from Penis Pirates
    By: Michael Swaim
    25,916 views
  11. Guitar Hero News You Had No Way of Possibly Predicting
    By: Michael Swaim
    17,077 views
  12. How A Bitch Get Her Eye Swole Up (Hint: It's By Asking A Dude To Let Her Smell His Dick): The Daily Nooner (EST)!
    By: Ross Wolinsky
    12,753 views
  13. Aggravated Assault: AKA How To Handle A Heckler With Style and Finesse
    By: Ross Wolinsky
    7,859 views
  14. Help Me Ruin Dilbert!
    By: Michael Swaim
    9,498 views
  15. 15 Cool Things to Do With Your Helicopter
    By: Chris Bucholz
    32,877 views