Cracked Columnists
  1. Miley, Mandy and Me (Hannah Montana's a Bitch)
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    45,756 views
  2. Pedophilia: Get-Rich-Quick Scheme or Money Pit?
    By: Michael Swaim
    10,981 views
  3. "My God, They're Dead. They're All Dead...Well, At Least We Have Billions Of Seeds."
    By: Michael Swaim
    14,218 views
  4. If It Has Two Teams It's A Sport: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
    By: Ross Wolinsky
    1,666 views
  5. Pruane2Forever FOREVER: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
    By: Ross Wolinsky
    3,455 views
  6. If This Is The Kind Of Sex Gene Simmons Has Had 4,000 Times, I No Longer Envy Him
    By: Michael Swaim
    50,820 views
  7. Cracked's Twitter Updates for 2008-02-26
    By: Lex Friedman
    1,369 views
  8. I Know We're All Just People, But You Europeans Are Just Plain Weird: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
    By: Ross Wolinsky
    8,774 views
  9. Americans change religions approximately as often as they change long distance plans.
    By: Chris Bucholz
    8,257 views
  10. Maxim Strays From Journalistic Excellence?
    By: Gladstone
    8,079 views
  11. Babies Have Terrible Musical Taste: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
    By: Ross Wolinsky
    3,617 views
  12. A Cracked Exclusive! The Only Post-Oscars Rundown Available on the Internet!
    By: Michael Swaim
    4,909 views
  13. Put Cage in a Cage, and This Week in Hating Hannah Montana
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    14,350 views
  14. Two Great Movies That Nobody Will Ever See: The Friday Nooner (EST)!
    By: Ross Wolinsky
    2,617 views
  15. Heretofore Unknown and Exclusive Secrets of Lindsay Lohan's Gooch and Funbags
    By: Michael Swaim
    28,144 views