Cracked Columnists
  1. The First Thanksgiving: An Almost Graphic Representation
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    21,409 views
  2. The Best Quotes from the New Britney Spears Documentary
    By: Michael Swaim
    42,949 views
  3. Extinction Is Only For Ugly Animals
    By: Michael Swaim
    58,010 views
  4. 5 Astounding Advances in the Science of Getting Drunk
    By: Robert Brockway
    160,230 views
  5. New Column! Holy Shit!
    By: Robert Brockway
    16,274 views
  6. The 20 Stupidest GI Joe Vehicles Ever
    By: Chris Bucholz
    291,996 views
  7. HBN Says Goodbye
    By: Gladstone
    10,007 views
  8. Every Episode of 'House' Ever
    By: Michael Swaim
    167,387 views
  9. This is Why You Don't Steal from Cracked
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    412,791 views
  10. The 5 Lamest Forwarded Emails (And Why Your Mom Loves Them)
    By: Ross Wolinsky
    228,388 views
  11. How To Train An Army of Animals To Do Your Bidding
    By: Chris Bucholz
    25,242 views
  12. CNN Thinks Gift Cards Are Complicated (or Contest Winners, Rankings and preparing for the end)
    By: Gladstone
    7,443 views
  13. On Inauguration Day White People Can Finally Be Cool
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    16,505 views
  14. If You Wanna Make An Omelette, You Gotta Let Some Kids Get Molested
    By: Michael Swaim
    18,477 views
  15. CNN Ushers In Era Of Incisive Reportage With New Holograms
    By: Michael Swaim
    7,714 views