Cracked Columnists
  1. Farrah Fawcett Arrested For Carrying A Concealed Tumor
    By: Gladstone
    3,270 views
  2. Wild Speculation About Movies I Haven't Seen
    By: CRACKED Staff
    4,122 views
  3. American Apparel Ads Make me Want to Defile Things I Shouldn't Want to Defile
    By: Michael Swaim
    85,510 views
  4. China Pulls Ahead in Race to Conquer World... Records
    By:
    4,406 views
  5. Fashion Friday: Which Hilarious Pro-Rape T-Shirt Is Right For Me?
    By: Ross Wolinsky
    13,048 views
  6. Out-of-Context Celebrity Headline Roundup!
    By: Michael Swaim
    3,889 views
  7. Paris Hilton Banned From Oktoberfest for “Cheapening” Two Week-Long Kegger
    By: Michael Swaim
    4,116 views
  8. “Hundred Dollar Laptops” to Bring Knowledge, Hardcore Pornography to Developing World
    By: Michael Swaim
    3,673 views
  9. Video Countdown
    By: Ross Wolinsky
    1,304 views
  10. Dirty Sexy Money: Crappy Silly Show(y)
    By: Gladstone
    4,445 views
  11. Two Dwarf Brittneys
    By: Max Burbank
    2,832 views
  12. Japan Raises Pervert Bar Once Again
    By:
    22,022 views
  13. Sad But True: Real News From Around The Globe
    By: Ross Wolinsky
    4,554 views
  14. The Sound of One Hand Clapping Phonetically
    By: Max Burbank
    2,317 views
  15. President Bush: [pronounced "DOOSH-Bahg"]
    By: Gladstone
    11,741 views