Comments on: Super Smash Brothers: The DEFINITIVE Review (Do You Enjoy It? Only I Have The Answer!)

By: killako

killako — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 22:22:58 +0000

ness was the best eva but lucas was just a cheap ripoff and ssbb is the only reason i bought a wii

By: fagstronaut huuuur

fagstronaut huuuur — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 20:41:56 +0000

VintagePS has the greatest and best quote ever. I friggin lol’d.

Also, I didn’t want this article to end ;_; its so old, but still so awesome.

as a bio major, I will now use the term “Pokecology” when talking about pokemans as well. Thank you, Swaim, for heightening my vocabulary to new levels!

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By: 1338h4x

1338h4x — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 23:13:26 +0000

The next fagstronaut that bashes Jigglypuff gets a Dair + Rest combo to the face.

By: Robot Jesus

Robot Jesus — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:54:45 +0000

Im pissed about Lucas. Can you imagine the game designers sitting around a large table. Suddenly one exclaims ” You remember that character Ness who practically nobody liked?. Well lets make an even shittier version of him.” What a horrible idea for a new character…

Otherwise the gameplay is good and all of the characters I liked were brought back.

By: Nudz

Nudz — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:12:22 +0000

Holy crap, I’m going to go Olimar all over everybody’s asses once I get the game.

By: eric

eric — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 01:25:10 +0000

Hey, what about the level design feature? I tried it, and it’s really not that great.

By: Merlot Williams

Merlot Williams — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 03:55:06 +0000

I guess you are right, but Snake’s helicopter final smash is pretty BA imho. Honestly, I like that he is in the game (apparently Snake was supposed to be in Melee since Kojima begged Nintendo to put him in but production was too far along.), but at the same time…fucking…Nintendo. PS2, kick ass (Being that the PS3 fails at life. I shed a tear for Sony’s former glory :(). Xbox, I can live with that, but the Wii? Smash Brothers Brawl is really the only game on Wii worth playing for anyone over the age of 12. (Well, and Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess, but Zelda games have always kicked ass, so they win by default.) I think you will be just as disappointed as I will be if MGS 4 comes out on the Wii. Also, I think it is every SEGA fanboy’s wet dream (including my own) to see Sonic the mother fuckin’ Hedgehog lay the pimp hand down on that sex starved plumber man.

@ Heretic - you are totally right. You only missed Jigglypuff since Ness and Lucas are pretty much the same character.

By: The Heretic

The Heretic — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:27:06 +0000

This is your self esteem.

This is your self esteem laying in a small, brown stain on the floor by having the unholy bejeezus knocked out of you by someone named “Popo” or “Nana.”

Lucas and Diddy Kong: Worst. Characters. Ever.

By: Cosmofag

Cosmofag — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 00:00:58 +0000

Man, i get you man. I get you. I know what you mean, man, about Snake man, yea. I get you man.

Also i love Sonic too man, he’s the man, man. Man, he’s the only reason i got the game man.