Comments on: 9 Things (You Think) Your Beer Says About You http://www.cracked.com/blog/9-things-you-think-your-beer-says-about-you/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 08 Nov 2009 14:15:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: andy http://www.cracked.com/blog/9-things-you-think-your-beer-says-about-you/comment-page-6/#comment-120110 andy Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:32:28 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1660#comment-120110 but ill take a bottle of stolis any day. im not a huge fan of beer, except when im at a bar or at dinner or something. but if i wanna get drunk, ill drink some vodka. and if i dont wanna get drunk, i probably wont drink any beer cuz y would i drink something thats bitter as shit just for the taste? but ill take a bottle of stolis any day. im not a huge fan of beer, except when im at a bar or at dinner or something. but if i wanna get drunk, ill drink some vodka. and if i dont wanna get drunk, i probably wont drink any beer cuz y would i drink something thats bitter as shit just for the taste?

]]> By: andy http://www.cracked.com/blog/9-things-you-think-your-beer-says-about-you/comment-page-6/#comment-120108 andy Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:29:13 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1660#comment-120108 dude, fuck all this, how bout yuengling? eh? americas oldest brewery... real americans drink that shit. i drank bud in highschool, and never again afterwards. molson is terrible, so dont even try and act like its good. i like some blue moon and sam adams too... but definitely the yueng dude, fuck all this, how bout yuengling? eh? americas oldest brewery… real americans drink that shit. i drank bud in highschool, and never again afterwards. molson is terrible, so dont even try and act like its good. i like some blue moon and sam adams too… but definitely the yueng

]]> By: justworkin http://www.cracked.com/blog/9-things-you-think-your-beer-says-about-you/comment-page-6/#comment-116345 justworkin Sat, 10 Oct 2009 13:46:39 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1660#comment-116345 they didnt mention...shiner bock...shiner is osm :) they didnt mention…shiner bock…shiner is osm :)

]]> By: that one kid http://www.cracked.com/blog/9-things-you-think-your-beer-says-about-you/comment-page-6/#comment-112088 that one kid Wed, 23 Sep 2009 23:25:04 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1660#comment-112088 actually, yeah, a lot of former/recovering alcoholics drink non-alcoholic beer. In all fairness though, if the only beer I'd ever tasted was Natty Light I would drink it to get drunk too. The piss-like aftertaste has to go away sometime between the 5th and 6th can, right? actually, yeah, a lot of former/recovering alcoholics drink non-alcoholic beer.
In all fairness though, if the only beer I’d ever tasted was Natty Light I would drink it to get drunk too. The piss-like aftertaste has to go away sometime between the 5th and 6th can, right?

]]> By: Zack Fucking American http://www.cracked.com/blog/9-things-you-think-your-beer-says-about-you/comment-page-5/#comment-108461 Zack Fucking American Thu, 03 Sep 2009 22:06:07 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1660#comment-108461 Got I hate the stupid ass aussies in here spouting off, "My beer is better cuz my alcoholic dad drank it when he beat me." Please desist. You suck, your dad sucks (you), and the scary as continent you live on also sucks. The only thing aussie I could give two fucks about is Nicole Kidmann, and she can have as many fucks as she would please. And just to piss you off further, anyone and everyone would much rather be a kiwi anyways. fuck you later. :) Got I hate the stupid ass aussies in here spouting off, “My beer is better cuz my alcoholic dad drank it when he beat me.” Please desist. You suck, your dad sucks (you), and the scary as continent you live on also sucks. The only thing aussie I could give two fucks about is Nicole Kidmann, and she can have as many fucks as she would please. And just to piss you off further, anyone and everyone would much rather be a kiwi anyways. fuck you later. :)

]]> By: Singing Fruit http://www.cracked.com/blog/9-things-you-think-your-beer-says-about-you/comment-page-5/#comment-104771 Singing Fruit Wed, 12 Aug 2009 08:47:30 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1660#comment-104771 Tairy Hesticles, of course people drink beer for the taste, and of course different beers taste different. If you only drink as a means of getting alcohol into your body, there's something wrong with you. Basically what I am saying is that you are stupid and your opinions are stupid. Regarding Heineken and other Dutch beers, the stuff you get in Holland actually tastes quite a lot better than the stuff brewed in the UK and Australia. I never liked Heineken before I started drinking imported cans. That's probably true for the US brewed stuff as well. Tairy Hesticles, of course people drink beer for the taste, and of course different beers taste different. If you only drink as a means of getting alcohol into your body, there’s something wrong with you. Basically what I am saying is that you are stupid and your opinions are stupid.

Regarding Heineken and other Dutch beers, the stuff you get in Holland actually tastes quite a lot better than the stuff brewed in the UK and Australia. I never liked Heineken before I started drinking imported cans. That’s probably true for the US brewed stuff as well.

]]> By: Tairy Hesticles http://www.cracked.com/blog/9-things-you-think-your-beer-says-about-you/comment-page-5/#comment-104626 Tairy Hesticles Tue, 11 Aug 2009 21:14:39 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1660#comment-104626 Beer is beer. Do people really drink it for the taste? Lets be serious. If you quit drinking you don't start drinking non-alcoholic beer. With that said, Natty Light is the best for your money.......if you have no qualms about showing up to a party looking like a hobo. Beer is beer. Do people really drink it for the taste? Lets be serious. If you quit drinking you don’t start drinking non-alcoholic beer.

With that said, Natty Light is the best for your money…….if you have no qualms about showing up to a party looking like a hobo.

]]> By: Pikmintaro http://www.cracked.com/blog/9-things-you-think-your-beer-says-about-you/comment-page-5/#comment-102363 Pikmintaro Mon, 03 Aug 2009 18:13:51 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1660#comment-102363 Ewwww no matter what they call it Beer still looks like urine and smells like yeast. No thanks I think I'll just stick with Diet Coke and Dr. Pepper. Ewwww no matter what they call it Beer still looks like urine and smells like yeast.

No thanks I think I’ll just stick with Diet Coke and Dr. Pepper.

]]> By: HarryBalz008 http://www.cracked.com/blog/9-things-you-think-your-beer-says-about-you/comment-page-5/#comment-99103 HarryBalz008 Tue, 21 Jul 2009 18:41:09 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1660#comment-99103 In my opinion, Guinness is not the same here in the U.S. as it is in europe. There is a distinct difference in taste. "Euro-Guinness" is smoother with a much better finish. It must lose somthing in transit. Since I can't afford to go to Europe every time I want a beer, I drink Wild Turkey 101, straight and in great quantity. Tremendous "what-the-hell-did-I-do-last-night?" buzz, without all that pissing cutting in on my drinking time. In my opinion, Guinness is not the same here in the U.S. as it is in europe. There is a distinct difference in taste. “Euro-Guinness” is smoother with a much better finish. It must lose somthing in transit. Since I can’t afford to go to Europe every time I want a beer, I drink Wild Turkey 101, straight and in great quantity. Tremendous “what-the-hell-did-I-do-last-night?” buzz, without all that pissing cutting in on my drinking time.

]]> By: Hich17 http://www.cracked.com/blog/9-things-you-think-your-beer-says-about-you/comment-page-5/#comment-98795 Hich17 Mon, 20 Jul 2009 18:08:16 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1660#comment-98795 Buzz killington, your post actually DID make me want to pinch the bridge of my nose and heave a long-suffering sigh. Buzz killington, your post actually DID make me want to pinch the bridge of my nose and heave a long-suffering sigh.

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