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	<title>Comments on: 8 Things &#8216;The Lost Boys&#8217; Could Teach &#8216;Twilight&#8217; Vampires</title>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 14:27:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Dracula_Nuff_said</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-things-i-know-about-vampires-based-on-the-lost-boys/comment-page-7/#comment-124161</link>
		<dc:creator>Dracula_Nuff_said</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:07:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Crystall, you are a FUCKING TWITARD!!!!  Get over your stupid fucking obsession with those cocksucking sparkle whore bullshit vampires and jump off a cliff.  ALUCARD AND DRACULA ALL THE WAY!!!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Crystall, you are a FUCKING TWITARD!!!!  Get over your stupid fucking obsession with those cocksucking sparkle whore bullshit vampires and jump off a cliff.  ALUCARD AND DRACULA ALL THE WAY!!!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Flaria</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-things-i-know-about-vampires-based-on-the-lost-boys/comment-page-6/#comment-122285</link>
		<dc:creator>Flaria</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 03:01:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>1. Edward is an abusive pedophile that watches young girls sleep.
2. Edward is forever underage.
3. Twilight is so cliched.
4. Stephanie Meyer wishes she were Bella. No, seriously.
5. There is no Isle of Esme on the west coast of Brazil. SMeyer, look at a map. PLEASE. 
6. Vampires do not sparkle. They burn into ashes in the sun.
7. Vampires have fangs. Seriously.
8. Vampires do not turn others into vampires using freaky venom in their teeth. They let their victim drink their blood.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1. Edward is an abusive pedophile that watches young girls sleep.<br />
2. Edward is forever underage.<br />
3. Twilight is so cliched.<br />
4. Stephanie Meyer wishes she were Bella. No, seriously.<br />
5. There is no Isle of Esme on the west coast of Brazil. SMeyer, look at a map. PLEASE.<br />
6. Vampires do not sparkle. They burn into ashes in the sun.<br />
7. Vampires have fangs. Seriously.<br />
8. Vampires do not turn others into vampires using freaky venom in their teeth. They let their victim drink their blood.</p>
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		<title>By: Nikita</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-things-i-know-about-vampires-based-on-the-lost-boys/comment-page-6/#comment-120882</link>
		<dc:creator>Nikita</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 02:39:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Vampires are gay.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Vampires are gay.</p>
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		<title>By: Obitron2000</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-things-i-know-about-vampires-based-on-the-lost-boys/comment-page-6/#comment-120718</link>
		<dc:creator>Obitron2000</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 07:29:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Just watched Lost Boys for the first time last night. Loved it. Watched the twilight for the first (and last) time earlier this year. Hated it. Why? Because its shit crystal. thats why. I love the lost boys why? Because they kill shit. So do the young kids who fill up water guns with holy water. how can u say no?!?!?!?!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just watched Lost Boys for the first time last night. Loved it. Watched the twilight for the first (and last) time earlier this year. Hated it. Why? Because its shit crystal. thats why. I love the lost boys why? Because they kill shit. So do the young kids who fill up water guns with holy water. how can u say no?!?!?!?!</p>
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		<title>By: LoSt BoY</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-things-i-know-about-vampires-based-on-the-lost-boys/comment-page-6/#comment-120694</link>
		<dc:creator>LoSt BoY</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 03:31:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ditto LoL</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ditto LoL</p>
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		<title>By: VaMpIrE</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-things-i-know-about-vampires-based-on-the-lost-boys/comment-page-6/#comment-120693</link>
		<dc:creator>VaMpIrE</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 03:31:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>WoW! someone called crystal really needs to calm down and watch a good 80's flick instead of the much less twilight</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WoW! someone called crystal really needs to calm down and watch a good 80&#8217;s flick instead of the much less twilight</p>
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		<title>By: Star Espinosa</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-things-i-know-about-vampires-based-on-the-lost-boys/comment-page-6/#comment-120692</link>
		<dc:creator>Star Espinosa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 03:25:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow this article totally says it Lost Boys is the best
Lol i love the "your eating maggots" scene</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow this article totally says it Lost Boys is the best<br />
Lol i love the &#8220;your eating maggots&#8221; scene</p>
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		<title>By: violetxrain</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-things-i-know-about-vampires-based-on-the-lost-boys/comment-page-6/#comment-113477</link>
		<dc:creator>violetxrain</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 07:20:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>#6: What a novel concept... Vampires are supposed to be monsters afterall.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>#6: What a novel concept&#8230; Vampires are supposed to be monsters afterall.</p>
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		<title>By: Jman69</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-things-i-know-about-vampires-based-on-the-lost-boys/comment-page-6/#comment-113239</link>
		<dc:creator>Jman69</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 23:16:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Twilight? Good? I don't consider harlequin novels high culture... Also, it would suck to be that emo for eternity, forever stuck in puberty. I'd rather watch the lost boys and drop a toaster in the bath tub ;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Twilight? Good? I don&#8217;t consider harlequin novels high culture&#8230; Also, it would suck to be that emo for eternity, forever stuck in puberty. I&#8217;d rather watch the lost boys and drop a toaster in the bath tub <img src='http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Ella</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-things-i-know-about-vampires-based-on-the-lost-boys/comment-page-6/#comment-113037</link>
		<dc:creator>Ella</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 19:39:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Twilight is really good seriously, I read all four books in about a week, because i was absorbed. And stop cursing about them, if they do exist, read twilight!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Twilight is really good seriously, I read all four books in about a week, because i was absorbed. And stop cursing about them, if they do exist, read twilight!</p>
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