Comments on: 8 Animals With Real Superpowers http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-animals-with-superpowers/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 08 Nov 2009 12:43:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Kevin http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-animals-with-superpowers/comment-page-6/#comment-124076 Kevin Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:39:55 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1707#comment-124076 Our Only Defense, Should They Rise Against Us: There's a little something called 'gun' Our Only Defense, Should They Rise Against Us:
There’s a little something called ‘gun’

]]> By: Dr. Satan http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-animals-with-superpowers/comment-page-6/#comment-123623 Dr. Satan Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:51:21 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1707#comment-123623 I love brown people, they bleed just as much as everyone else when i cut them. They smell like hot garbage and incense. I love brown people, they bleed just as much as everyone else when i cut them. They smell like hot garbage and incense.

]]> By: Tylendal http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-animals-with-superpowers/comment-page-6/#comment-120709 Tylendal Sat, 24 Oct 2009 06:00:35 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1707#comment-120709 When they say that the most you'll get is four broken kitty legs... that's not true. Cat's are just barely small enough that they have a maximum air speed velocity slow enough for them to survive. A long haired cat could be dropped out of an airplane, and would be perfectly fine once it hit the ground. When they say that the most you’ll get is four broken kitty legs… that’s not true. Cat’s are just barely small enough that they have a maximum air speed velocity slow enough for them to survive. A long haired cat could be dropped out of an airplane, and would be perfectly fine once it hit the ground.

]]> By: Jesus http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-animals-with-superpowers/comment-page-6/#comment-111899 Jesus Wed, 23 Sep 2009 00:30:46 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1707#comment-111899 sounds like niggers really sounds like niggers really

]]> By: Strat1227 http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-animals-with-superpowers/comment-page-6/#comment-111586 Strat1227 Mon, 21 Sep 2009 15:39:49 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1707#comment-111586 Swaim is easily the best writer to be featured on this website. Been following Cracked for a long time, he's hands down the funniest. Keep 'em coming buddy. Swaim is easily the best writer to be featured on this website. Been following Cracked for a long time, he’s hands down the funniest.

Keep ‘em coming buddy.

]]> By: JulieD http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-animals-with-superpowers/comment-page-6/#comment-108324 JulieD Thu, 03 Sep 2009 05:32:08 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1707#comment-108324 The Geico gecko is, in fact, British... aside from the fact that I studied linguistics, the guy who does his voice doesn't want to pick a nationality, he concedes that it does sound like an east-end London accent aka Cockney. They wanted to give the gecko a more working class sound, because he started with a west london, upper class accent. Not that anyone remotely cares this much about a frickin gecko's accent. Anyway... this article was reeally funny. good job! The Geico gecko is, in fact, British… aside from the fact that I studied linguistics, the guy who does his voice doesn’t want to pick a nationality, he concedes that it does sound like an east-end London accent aka Cockney. They wanted to give the gecko a more working class sound, because he started with a west london, upper class accent.
Not that anyone remotely cares this much about a frickin gecko’s accent.
Anyway… this article was reeally funny. good job!

]]> By: amused http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-animals-with-superpowers/comment-page-6/#comment-107901 amused Tue, 01 Sep 2009 04:01:45 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1707#comment-107901 "The Octopus may very well be the biggest threat to national security since brown people." I fell out of my chair laughing. Thank you! “The Octopus may very well be the biggest threat to national security since brown people.” I fell out of my chair laughing. Thank you!

]]> By: Ray http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-animals-with-superpowers/comment-page-6/#comment-107346 Ray Thu, 27 Aug 2009 09:22:28 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1707#comment-107346 Sorry you sick American but you really suck Your humour belongs in the toilet where you belong Sorry you sick American but you really suck
Your humour belongs in the toilet where you belong

]]> By: CountArtha http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-animals-with-superpowers/comment-page-6/#comment-105965 CountArtha Wed, 19 Aug 2009 03:27:19 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1707#comment-105965 You left out T. nutricula, the immortal jellyfish. You left out T. nutricula, the immortal jellyfish.

]]> By: bbbbbbth http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-animals-with-superpowers/comment-page-6/#comment-105520 bbbbbbth Sat, 15 Aug 2009 21:11:57 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1707#comment-105520 octopi are also abandoned by their mothers when theyre born (in other words, we're doomed) octopi are also abandoned by their mothers when theyre born (in other words, we’re doomed)

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