Comments on: 8 Animals With Real Superpowers http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-animals-with-superpowers/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sat, 21 Nov 2009 09:40:18 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Baoshen http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-animals-with-superpowers/comment-page-6/#comment-125807 Baoshen Mon, 16 Nov 2009 04:32:02 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1707#comment-125807 You missed the fact that Octopuses can change their sex at will if necessary. What this also means is that homosexuality and heterosexuality in octopuses are either the same thing or alien concepts altogether. they don't seem to give a shit what (or who) they fuck, because it always seems to work out to Darwins advantage. Hows that for awesome. Or creepy. I don't want to be hanging out playing video games when Mike turns into Michelle everytime he's tantalized by Princess Peach. (lesbian octopus, I guess.) You missed the fact that Octopuses can change their sex at will if necessary. What this also means is that homosexuality and heterosexuality in octopuses are either the same thing or alien concepts altogether. they don’t seem to give a shit what (or who) they fuck, because it always seems to work out to Darwins advantage. Hows that for awesome. Or creepy. I don’t want to be hanging out playing video games when Mike turns into Michelle everytime he’s tantalized by Princess Peach. (lesbian octopus, I guess.)

]]> By: Lok http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-animals-with-superpowers/comment-page-6/#comment-125443 Lok Sat, 14 Nov 2009 05:24:38 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1707#comment-125443 I get what you're saying with the brown people joke (it's funny because it's making fun of America's xenophobia) but you should have left it out anyway because, as you can see from the comments below, it's a lightning rod for idiots. I get what you’re saying with the brown people joke (it’s funny because it’s making fun of America’s xenophobia) but you should have left it out anyway because, as you can see from the comments below, it’s a lightning rod for idiots.

]]> By: youknowWho http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-animals-with-superpowers/comment-page-6/#comment-125097 youknowWho Fri, 13 Nov 2009 05:52:26 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1707#comment-125097 goodbye and thank you for all the fish goodbye and thank you for all the fish

]]> By: Kevin http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-animals-with-superpowers/comment-page-6/#comment-124076 Kevin Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:39:55 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1707#comment-124076 Our Only Defense, Should They Rise Against Us: There's a little something called 'gun' Our Only Defense, Should They Rise Against Us:
There’s a little something called ‘gun’

]]> By: Dr. Satan http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-animals-with-superpowers/comment-page-6/#comment-123623 Dr. Satan Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:51:21 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1707#comment-123623 I love brown people, they bleed just as much as everyone else when i cut them. They smell like hot garbage and incense. I love brown people, they bleed just as much as everyone else when i cut them. They smell like hot garbage and incense.

]]> By: Tylendal http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-animals-with-superpowers/comment-page-6/#comment-120709 Tylendal Sat, 24 Oct 2009 06:00:35 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1707#comment-120709 When they say that the most you'll get is four broken kitty legs... that's not true. Cat's are just barely small enough that they have a maximum air speed velocity slow enough for them to survive. A long haired cat could be dropped out of an airplane, and would be perfectly fine once it hit the ground. When they say that the most you’ll get is four broken kitty legs… that’s not true. Cat’s are just barely small enough that they have a maximum air speed velocity slow enough for them to survive. A long haired cat could be dropped out of an airplane, and would be perfectly fine once it hit the ground.

]]> By: Jesus http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-animals-with-superpowers/comment-page-6/#comment-111899 Jesus Wed, 23 Sep 2009 00:30:46 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1707#comment-111899 sounds like niggers really sounds like niggers really

]]> By: Strat1227 http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-animals-with-superpowers/comment-page-6/#comment-111586 Strat1227 Mon, 21 Sep 2009 15:39:49 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1707#comment-111586 Swaim is easily the best writer to be featured on this website. Been following Cracked for a long time, he's hands down the funniest. Keep 'em coming buddy. Swaim is easily the best writer to be featured on this website. Been following Cracked for a long time, he’s hands down the funniest.

Keep ‘em coming buddy.

]]> By: JulieD http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-animals-with-superpowers/comment-page-6/#comment-108324 JulieD Thu, 03 Sep 2009 05:32:08 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1707#comment-108324 The Geico gecko is, in fact, British... aside from the fact that I studied linguistics, the guy who does his voice doesn't want to pick a nationality, he concedes that it does sound like an east-end London accent aka Cockney. They wanted to give the gecko a more working class sound, because he started with a west london, upper class accent. Not that anyone remotely cares this much about a frickin gecko's accent. Anyway... this article was reeally funny. good job! The Geico gecko is, in fact, British… aside from the fact that I studied linguistics, the guy who does his voice doesn’t want to pick a nationality, he concedes that it does sound like an east-end London accent aka Cockney. They wanted to give the gecko a more working class sound, because he started with a west london, upper class accent.
Not that anyone remotely cares this much about a frickin gecko’s accent.
Anyway… this article was reeally funny. good job!

]]> By: amused http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-animals-with-superpowers/comment-page-6/#comment-107901 amused Tue, 01 Sep 2009 04:01:45 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1707#comment-107901 "The Octopus may very well be the biggest threat to national security since brown people." I fell out of my chair laughing. Thank you! “The Octopus may very well be the biggest threat to national security since brown people.” I fell out of my chair laughing. Thank you!

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