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Awesome Video Of The DayThe Coolest Kid In Melbourne
Remember that party you threw back in high school when your parents were out of town? That was pretty crazy, wasn't it? Remember how your friend Todd's older brother got you guys a bottle of Southern Comfort and a couple of 40s of Mickey's with his fake ID? That was so awesome. And then remember when those three girls showed up with a six-pack of Zima, and then someone put sardines and ice cream in the blender together and dared your friend Tim to drink it, and then he threw up all over the living room carpet? You guys must've stayed up, what, until like 2 a.m.? Good times, man. Good times. That was fucking NUTS.
Well it might make a nice memory, anyway, but it turns out that your dinky little high school rager was totally lame - this kid is teaching the entire internet how to throw a proper high school kegger, and, more importantly, how to play it off like a total badass after you get caught. Between the open fur-lined sweatshirt, the nipple ring, the ridiculous sunglasses and the totally nonchalant attitude, I'd say this kid has a bright future ahead of him as a professional party promoter. That or an ecstasy burnout. Or both.
Doesn't it kind of seem like the interviewer wants to laugh her ass off? She was probably there when it all went down, anyway. Australia is cool like that - the crappy TV reporters party with the high schoolers, the high schoolers throw rocks at the cops, and the cops fine the high schoolers' parents $20,000. Toss in a few kangaroos and an AC/DC CD and you've got the Australian circle of life right there.
You know what? Fuck it - I'm moving to Melbourne.
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ReplyLet's make something clear - the kid was trying to build a brand. I shit you not, he started selling not only interviews, but merchandise based on what he wore in all of them (fur jacket, sunglasses). It massively backfired because literally everyone in the country hates him. He went on Big Brother - a show not renowned for high-quality programming - and practically got booed offstage. I say 'practically', because everyone booed, but he didn't walk offstage.
ReplyAnd I gotta say, where the hell do Australian stereotypes come from? I don't actually know anyone who's like the stereotypical Aussie. The closest I can get is that we drink and swear a lot. Also, Foster's? For fuck's sake, it's not 1992. People in the present drink beer that doesn't taste like shit.
Well Sinead, are there usually $20,000 in property damages?
Replythe police went so overboard, i'm from melbourne and kids have partys all the time when the 'rents go away, but they don't get on the news.
ReplyOh, I don't think you guys got it.
ReplyCurrent Affair is actually a joke, satire, as it were. In fact, in 1998-...wait, what?
Oh my fucking god.
Hahaha thats some funny shiz. He reminds me of every 16 year old guy i know. You can tell his pretty popular at school from the size of his ego. But hmmm.... i think giving the bill to the parents is a bit much. They should find out who was causing the damage and make them pay.
ReplyEddie McDiarmid from Melbourne, the psychotic face-stabber, if you are reading this I am coming to get you.
ReplyHey brennie, aussie isn't a word.
ReplyIt's actually Aussie, you know, capital A.
Also, Joss is a PIMP.
ReplyThat is all.
I like this kid... he actually is kind of badass. I mean, look:
Reply"..and don't you go and take a long hard look at yourself?"
"I have. Everyone has. They love it."
Sounds like it's out of a guns, explosives, and tits action movie, but this kid just blurted it out on the air while being interviewed live by a news station. A+
I think if I held a party that involved K9 units and a police chopper, I'd be kinda flattered :)
ReplyI like how the teen kept refusing to take off his glasses. I mean, they are famous.
ReplyThis guy is a twat and the news reporter is one of the shittest interviewers I've seen. Probably becuase its summer TV and all the people with tallent (As much talent as a morely defunct A Current Affair reporter can have) are on holiday. I'm from melbourne and I can't wait for the moment in like 6 years when I decide to stop in at a McDonald's and see this wanker I can yell at him for not giving me two pickles evenly spaced in my Big Mac.
ReplyI love the way the reporter tried to do the "I'll be all friendly with him so he lets his guard down, then turn on him and beat him into an apology!" sort of trick, despite even someone as stupid as he could see what she was doing.
On the note of the $20,000 fine though, it's not like he invited them over to break shit, is it?
the kid in the video is a complete shit eater.
ReplyFor those of you who don't know A Current Affair picture a mix between Inside Entertainment and Fox news. It's one of the worst rating and longest running tabloid journalism shows in Australias history. In fact just look up 'What have we learnt from a current affairs' on youtube.
ReplyHOLY SHIT, JOSS! YOU ARE A FUCKING WILD MAN!
ReplyThis one time, i was at a house party where there were like 4 girls!
ReplyI sat with one of them drinking smirnoff ice until 3 in the morning, and at the end of the night, as we curled up and went to sleep, i totally touched her bare shoulder.
Man, my friends were jealous. She hardly had any skin problems either.
Melbourne do have awesome parties. The last big one they had featured over 100,000 rednecks getting together in a big circular building and celebrating toothless men in vests knocking the crap out of each other.
ReplyOh wait, that was the AFL Grand Final :s
Bollocks.