7 Reasons Kid Rock's New Song Might be the Worst Ever
So this Hate By Numbers gig was coming along pretty nicely. I knew the deal. I'd search cable news clips until I found something that made me want to shout things at my computer. Then I wrote those things down. But last Wednesday, my friend Matt Tobey sent me a link that changed everything. It was the new Kid Rock video. We both agreed the song was grounds for murder, but it was Tobey's idea to do it as a Hate By Numbers. Could HBN stray from cable news? I wasn't sure. Would the readers be thrown? And what about Kid Rock fans? Weren't they sure to be offended? I could hear them now:
"Screw you, Gladstone," they'd say while ironing a "These Colors Don't Run" decal onto their overalls. "Kid Rock's been nominated for three Grammys!"
And that's true. But lots of people with no talent have been nominated for Grammys. Like Kid Rock for instance.
Ultimately, I decided to just go for it, and let contempt be my guide as it leads me to fun and exciting new areas of disdain. So here it is. A very special episode of Hate By Numbers.
P.S. Yes, I'm going to get a real green screen for future installments. But in the meantime, I quite enjoy the glitch that makes it appear like I'm wearing blue-tinged braces.
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in Soviet Russia, dick sucks Kid Rock :P
ReplyVideo doesn't work for me.
ReplyMeh, I'm not really in to Kid Rock, I liked him waaaaay back in the day but it just got old... oh, and the video doesn't work... is there a mirrored version somewhere or is there some mystical plug-in I've never heard of that I have to download?
ReplyFuck it, nevermind I found CRACKED TV!! Man this s**t gets better by the minute!
kid rock sucks big dick
Replykid rock blows!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replyhe's probably the offspring of some executive who knocked up his cousin and 20 years later called a buddy in the music industry and asked if he could help lil' robby ritchie out. then again maybe lionel ritchie nailed a cocktail waitress in Detroit.
ReplyI was checking out the Time Life Rock and Roll Hall of Fame DVD then I realized Kid Rock was on it. How this ahole managed to get on stage is simply amazing. He' so off key on Sweet Emotion that I cringed. Who did this guy blow to get a record deal? lmao at All Summer Long POS poser turd.
Replykid rock sucks daivd, and only morons think anything else.
Replythat makes you a moron.
wow. you guys suck dick kid rock is very talented and all summer long was the biggest hit song in 2008. so how bout all you all change your tampon and shut the fuck up.
Replyvideo is not working for me.
ReplyDennis,Kid Rock's clubbing-and getting Hepatitis from Pam Anderson is one more
Replyreason to hate that talentless wannabe rapper/head-banger/cowboy.And he's a disgusting reactionary scumbag!!!!!(Though not nearly-so far-as horrid as that cryp-
to-fascist senile 'banger dude,Ted Nugent.
The video wont work ): I hate kid rock though, so i am sure it was a great HBN
ReplyEvery song he covers, he takes a sh*t on. Metallica, Lynard Skynard and Warren Zevon, NO ONE IS SAFE.
ReplyIt's funny, i was at an urban movie theater, only white guy there, and kid rock's national guard commerical came on, i shouted "KID ROCK FU*CKING SUCKS!" ....everyone agreed.
doesn't matter what color you are, kidrock sucks.
"Suck" is the understatement of the century, even though it's only been 9 years. His duet with Sheryl Crow? She carried his lame talentless ass all the way through it. All Summer Long? I thought Zevon was from England, not a trailer park. Now all he can do is get in bar fights, all probably staged. If we ignore this thing, will it go away?
ReplyKid Rock was never, ever good or even decent for that matter. His lyrics are weak at best and the music itself is redundant. I truley cant decide who is worse- kid or celine dion. yuk!!!
ReplyIts true, Detroit sucks, I know, I live in this shit hole.
KID ROCK IS NO LONGER RELEVANT....... THE LAST DESCENT THING HE DID WAS PAMELA, AND SHE'LL FUCK ANYONE FOR ATTENTION..... JUST RETIRE ALREADY, 'CAUSE I'M DONE!!!!! THANK GOD FOR FREE MUSIC, OTHERWISE YOU WOULD HAVE STOLE FROM ME....WHIGGER . DETROIT SUCKS!!!!
Replyi think that his old music waz good and he shouldnt have quit the rap industry but this new shit that he trys to sing suckz big hairy ballz and he should just stop cuz all summer long makes me puke
ReplyKid Rock's new song IS the worst song ever. "Things" does not rhyme with "things." It's the same word. Usually this wouldn't bother you, but when you hear it played repeatedly in a shop that also plays "Sweet Home Alabama" on a loop, it's enough to make you hate life.
ReplyKid Rock was only good in Joe Dirt. Where he was a piece of white trash hillbilly. That's the end of it. Every song he has done is a rip off of someone else that has talent. There should be no room in this world for someone who piggy backs on everyone else and expects them to love you for it. $#@! Kid Rock
ReplyYou're all complete cunts...
Replyyou're ripping on a guy whos out there making a living while you all sit there and post shit about him for doing it?
Possibly the shittest low-budget pile of bollocks I've ever seen... soes no-one know what comedy is anymore?
Killroy: 'We all need to take a stand' lmao you fucking douchebag... laters homos