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Happy imminent or ongoing holidays, friend. Did/will you get what you wanted? We ask because in this modern commerce environment, you always have the option to use your own agency and the power of the Internet to get exactly what you want. It may not reach you by Christmas Day or the end of Hanukkah or even National Bicarbonate of Soda Day (if that's not a prank). But with just a few clicks you can have what you want, when you want it, delivered to your door by a fine member of the parcel-delivery community.

You see those handsome mugs? Their rocking artistry comes from designs we've printed on T-shirts before.

And we can swag out a hoodie with any of those T-shirt designs too. Protect your body from the cold in any style and color you like.

The same goes for your phone, because we know how you'd feel if your priceless telecommunications device 1) broke, 2) looked stupid, or 3) both.

Our Society6 store is here to change everything about how you look, dress, and outfit your world. Think of us as a new-school version of the old-school Abercrombie & Fitch (the company that supplied Ernest Hemingway and Teddy Roosevelt's adventures, not the modern abomination that made a push-up bra for 7-year-olds). Certainly come to us for your T-shirt needs, but when you shop The Cracked Dispensary these days there's no reason to stop at shirts.

Our Ongoing Design Contest Is Still Winnable!

And here' s a reminder of the steps to victory:

1) Read this forum thread's instructions.

2) Make a note in whatever you use to keep track of dates that you have until Friday, Jan. 2, 2015, at 4 p.m. PT to win money and eternal fame.

3) Properly upload an image of your concept to that forum thread. (Don't worry about 100 percent aesthetic perfection ... if the joke's there and the joke's awesome, we'll bring a designer in to help smooth out the rough edges.)

4) Sit back and wait for us to give you money ($500 of it, even if we design-help you), eternal fame (in this space), and a world where your idea's printed on everything in creation (thanks to Society6).

The theme is Lisa Frank-ing History and Film. The goal is to give the magenta-dreams treatment to great moments of the past (real or imaginary). Throw us something a sixth-grader would want on a Trapper Keeper and we'll put it on just about every item except that.

Our Weekly Dose of Shirt Envy

Most of these stores can't hook you up with all kinds of products. Still, we respect the Internet's best new ideas, and here are five of them on T-shirts of varying quality and provenance. Grab them at your own risk, because we can't intrepidly explore the Amazon that is every website's credibility.


Available at Threadless


Available at Design by Humans


Available at Threadless


Available at Threadless


Available at Naolito

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