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	<title>Comments on: 7 Dinosaurs You Could Take In A Fight</title>
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		<title>By: i-shappy</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-dinosaurs-you-could-take-in-a-fight/comment-page-4/#comment-126138</link>
		<dc:creator>i-shappy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:48:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>brian will be missed, he died in the name of human power</description>
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		<title>By: Kelly Riley</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-dinosaurs-you-could-take-in-a-fight/comment-page-4/#comment-125925</link>
		<dc:creator>Kelly Riley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:31:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dinos Freakin' Rock!!! 

That one Dino in #2 looks like it's got Zebra stripes, freakin' aweswome if you ask me!

ALso, I dunno if I would wanna fight a Carnotaurus or not, from what I've seen in "Dinosaur" they seem to be pretty darn scary!

Also, I am guessing that the last dino on this list, the one that only had a picture is a Baryonyx... one of the most creepy dinos out there (next to the guanglongs... anyone who has seen Ice Age 3 would agree with me!)

Either way entertaining article, keep it up!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dinos Freakin&#8217; Rock!!! </p>
<p>That one Dino in #2 looks like it&#8217;s got Zebra stripes, freakin&#8217; aweswome if you ask me!</p>
<p>ALso, I dunno if I would wanna fight a Carnotaurus or not, from what I&#8217;ve seen in &#8220;Dinosaur&#8221; they seem to be pretty darn scary!</p>
<p>Also, I am guessing that the last dino on this list, the one that only had a picture is a Baryonyx&#8230; one of the most creepy dinos out there (next to the guanglongs&#8230; anyone who has seen Ice Age 3 would agree with me!)</p>
<p>Either way entertaining article, keep it up!</p>
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		<title>By: Nessie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nessie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:59:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Pikmintaro 

I don't understand what you're saying not because you're views are asinine, but because you don't seem to know what punctuation is. One would think you would be able to get that...since there is a lot of it in the bible.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Pikmintaro </p>
<p>I don&#8217;t understand what you&#8217;re saying not because you&#8217;re views are asinine, but because you don&#8217;t seem to know what punctuation is. One would think you would be able to get that&#8230;since there is a lot of it in the bible.</p>
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		<title>By: shleeroy</title>
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		<dc:creator>shleeroy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:09:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>wow. there are alot of whiney bitches leaving messages on here with regards to facts. i was under the impression that this was a comedy website and not the discovery channel</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wow. there are alot of whiney bitches leaving messages on here with regards to facts. i was under the impression that this was a comedy website and not the discovery channel</p>
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		<title>By: Maddog</title>
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		<dc:creator>Maddog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:09:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The only issue I have with atheist evolution is the total rejection of the laws of entropy/chaos when it comes to the formation of life. Living organisms have the ability to capitalize upon error and chaos, but can chemicals develop habits and patterns? If so, then how do they oppose the deconstructive forces of the universe that cause all matter to degrade to Simpler, rather than complex, forms? Lemme know if any of that made any sense to anyone... Any (just fo good measure :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The only issue I have with atheist evolution is the total rejection of the laws of entropy/chaos when it comes to the formation of life. Living organisms have the ability to capitalize upon error and chaos, but can chemicals develop habits and patterns? If so, then how do they oppose the deconstructive forces of the universe that cause all matter to degrade to Simpler, rather than complex, forms? Lemme know if any of that made any sense to anyone&#8230; Any (just fo good measure <img src='http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: totalisbadass</title>
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		<dc:creator>totalisbadass</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:36:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I once killed a t-rex with a lightsaber, It was easy once i got the lightsaber from him</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I once killed a t-rex with a lightsaber, It was easy once i got the lightsaber from him</p>
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		<title>By: otusasio451</title>
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		<dc:creator>otusasio451</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:23:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@pikmintaro: I am not an atheist. In fact I am Episcopal, and very religious, and sir, I must congratulate you...

...on destroying the reputation of all pure beleivers in intelligent design. That's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard anyone say. I think God had to do with evolution, sure, but not like that! Scales aren't merely folds of skin, and in many cases, they actually have what looks like a central vein, which bears an uncanny resemblance to the central rachis, or shaft, of modern-day bird feathers. And the fact that some modern birds have wing claws is even more proof that YOU ARE WRONG!!! That shows they come from a long evolutionary lineage of birds with claws. And Archaeopteryx WASN'T pure bird BECAUSE IT HAD TEETH!!!!! Gahh!! And a bony tail, AND a reptilian skull. 

The Earth HAS to be older than 6000 years old. Seriously. Carbon dating proves it. And DON'T you throw that Mount St. Helens crap at me!! The reason carbon dating says it's old is because IT IS!!! Magma only melted rock, rock that is the age carbon dating says it is. Get it? GOT IT?!? Good.

Oh, and in case you think I'm uneducated on the subject, my username is the old scientific name of the Eastern Screech Owl (although it's now called Megascops asio).

And @minion: I believe science. I believe in God.

Chew on that, intelligent design buffs.

And that's not a Velociraptor, it's Masiakiasaurus knopfleri, a dinosaur from Madagascar found in 2000. And yeah, it's pretty small. Carcharodontosaurus, now THAT's a different story.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@pikmintaro: I am not an atheist. In fact I am Episcopal, and very religious, and sir, I must congratulate you&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230;on destroying the reputation of all pure beleivers in intelligent design. That&#8217;s one of the stupidest things I&#8217;ve ever heard anyone say. I think God had to do with evolution, sure, but not like that! Scales aren&#8217;t merely folds of skin, and in many cases, they actually have what looks like a central vein, which bears an uncanny resemblance to the central rachis, or shaft, of modern-day bird feathers. And the fact that some modern birds have wing claws is even more proof that YOU ARE WRONG!!! That shows they come from a long evolutionary lineage of birds with claws. And Archaeopteryx WASN&#8217;T pure bird BECAUSE IT HAD TEETH!!!!! Gahh!! And a bony tail, AND a reptilian skull. </p>
<p>The Earth HAS to be older than 6000 years old. Seriously. Carbon dating proves it. And DON&#8217;T you throw that Mount St. Helens crap at me!! The reason carbon dating says it&#8217;s old is because IT IS!!! Magma only melted rock, rock that is the age carbon dating says it is. Get it? GOT IT?!? Good.</p>
<p>Oh, and in case you think I&#8217;m uneducated on the subject, my username is the old scientific name of the Eastern Screech Owl (although it&#8217;s now called Megascops asio).</p>
<p>And @minion: I believe science. I believe in God.</p>
<p>Chew on that, intelligent design buffs.</p>
<p>And that&#8217;s not a Velociraptor, it&#8217;s Masiakiasaurus knopfleri, a dinosaur from Madagascar found in 2000. And yeah, it&#8217;s pretty small. Carcharodontosaurus, now THAT&#8217;s a different story.</p>
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		<title>By: Lorenzo</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lorenzo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:06:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ Pikmintaro 
I hope your life ends in tragedy!!! 

YOu are unbelievably IGNORANT!! You say "How can evolution be true and how can Scales turn into feather"? BUT HOW THE FUCK CAN THE EARTH ONLY BE 6000 YRS OLD!!?!?!??!!??! YOU ARE A TRUE KNOB ARENT YOU? GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE GUTTER!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ Pikmintaro<br />
I hope your life ends in tragedy!!! </p>
<p>YOu are unbelievably IGNORANT!! You say &#8220;How can evolution be true and how can Scales turn into feather&#8221;? BUT HOW THE FUCK CAN THE EARTH ONLY BE 6000 YRS OLD!!?!?!??!!??! YOU ARE A TRUE KNOB ARENT YOU? GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE GUTTER!</p>
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		<title>By: Bobby Jay</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bobby Jay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 00:38:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wait? If I challenge a Carnotaurus to a swordfighting competition, can I use the Sword?</description>
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		<title>By: huuuur</title>
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		<dc:creator>huuuur</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 02:10:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>minion: 

scientific theory is different from the normal definition of theory. A regular theory is what you are describing; a guess, or a simple belief. A scientific theory (i.e, evolution) has substantial evidence to back it up.

lrn2term before you comment next time, kay?</description>
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<p>scientific theory is different from the normal definition of theory. A regular theory is what you are describing; a guess, or a simple belief. A scientific theory (i.e, evolution) has substantial evidence to back it up.</p>
<p>lrn2term before you comment next time, kay?</p>
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