Video Proof That Aliens Exist or CNN Has Hit Rock Bottom
This week I return to the man who started it all -- Larry King. And I can promise you this: so long as there is a Hate By Numbers, there will be more Larry King shows. He is the poster child for everything this segment is about. But in truth, this wasn't the show I intended to bring to you. Instead, I had a Fox News report on whether teachers should be allowed to post pictures on MySpace. The story featured all the other elements of a typical Hate By Numbers -- sanctimonious puritanical hypocrisy (and breasts). But before i could capture it, Fox News pulled it off their website -- presumably to make more room for stories speculating about whether Barack Obama is a secret Muslim. So I went searching in a panic. The lovely and talented David Wong was there to hold my hand and bring me a tissue as I whined about my lost segment and all but abandoned hope. I seriously considered not doing a show this week. But then David said something that clicked with me:
"Christ, Gladstone. Strap on and shut up. You sound just like the little bitch your detractors accuse you of being."
I knew David was right as sure as I knew that one day Michael Swaim would land a guest shot on Two and A Half Men and bad mouth me to Jon Cryer over Mojitos in his trailer. So here it is, Larry King interviewing Stanley Romanek -- some dude who claims he captured video footage of an alien.
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ReplyThis is my favorite HBN so far.
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Replyif thats what a real alien looks like ive been shittin thosethings and flushing them down the toilet all my adult life!!!!!!!!!!
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ReplyBigass aliens.
ReplyDo you think they really discuss aliens on bigassmeet?
ReplyWhat is?
ReplyIt's The Night by Morphine.
Replynice vid! as usual! but whats the song that is played for two secs at the end of each hbn?
ReplyYeah, kind of hard to miss the Pacific from space.
Replyglendoor42, maybe these are the idiot aliens from Signs who didn't realize that water, their only weakness, composes the vast majority of Earth's contents.
ReplyGladstone, I remember something a friend of mine once told me. "It's okay to be bitter, because people suck."
Thanks for all the love guys. Even those who hate me. I just can't stay mad at you. You're adorable.
ReplyGladstone, I do believe I love you. The only thing more satisfying than bitching and ranting about something stupid yourself is listening to someone smarter and more articulate than you do all the work.
ReplyAs for the alien spotting thing...
Only in America. ;-)
The Romenak guy is from Nebraska, which begs the question and Larry King, to his credit, tried to ask, is if you have the ability to fly across millions of light years of space WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PLAYING PEEPING TOM AT SOME DUMBASS'S HOUSE IN NEBRASKA?
ReplyWhich brings up this question, if you can fly millions of lights years across space and if you wanted to peep in some mother fuckers window in Nebraska WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO PARK YOUR SPACESHIP IN THE DUMBASS NUTJOB'S COW PASTURE GET OUT AND FUCKING WALK UP AND LOOK IN THE WINDOW? Wouldn't you have some kind quantum tachyon peeping fucking tom device? Couldn't you probably see what you wanted from orbit? I mean FUCK human beings can read goddamn license plates from orbit.
SHIT NO, these aliens have to park their spaceship try not step in cowshit or wake up the dogs sneak up on the porch peek in the goddamn window. WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSER ALIENS THESE ARE, or maybe the loser is the dumbass who ain't got nothing better to do than THAN MAKE UP BULLSHIT ABOUT ALIENS VISIT HIS HICK ASS IN NEBRASKA.
43 FUCKING TIMES NO LESS.
GODDAMN IDIOT.
Oh, Gladstone. Do bitch to me more at the local pub where we can share a couple beers and a couple laughs together.
ReplyBecause people are fucking stupid.
Kudos on Hate by Numbers. It's pretty damn hilarious.