Comments on: 6 Superheroes Who Completely Lost Their Shit

By: Nave Hayder (TORMENT)

Nave Hayder (TORMENT) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:48:21 +0000

I’m pretty sure I’m not the first to point out that “You suck, Storm.” is NOT a question. Seanbaby, I love the fact that you always give us the coolest ideas for comic books, but your articles need an extra dose of funny to be CRACKED-APPROVED. Keep tryin, and I’ll keep readin’ (and naggin’).

By: Ogdod

Ogdod — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 00:04:22 +0000

Does anyone else think it’s funny that Ms.Marvel refuses to touch a man, despite the fact that she jumps out to save some one she describes as a “he”? “HE’S falling like a rock…” “But if I time my leap just right, I can catch HIM!” in the original narration, it even says “…to meet HIS plummeting form…” Why didn’t she just refuse to jump out in the first place?

It could just be a generic thing, using “he”, but if she said it that way on purpose, then I agree; she really spazzed out there.

By: Jay

Jay — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 18:36:00 +0000

@ Jennifer: I googled Gonzaga. I couldn’t find a definition or use of the word that had a negative connotation in relationship to balls.

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 02:10:30 +0000

@ Naomi Munroe: What made that all so stupid is that Storm was trapped under the rubble with her (dead) mother for three days as a child and came out okay, but as an adult with superduperwowwhatthehell powers, she freaks out in a heartbeat. Thank God that was finally written out.

I love me some Seanbaby, but if you ever say that Storm sucks again, I’ll have to Gonzaga your nuts. (Google it.)

By: guywholeavesshortcomments

guywholeavesshortcomments — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 05:40:23 +0000

Hey, mr.Wolf. Shut the fuck up and enjoy the article instead of leaving essays in the comments page.

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By: joeydestructo

joeydestructo — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 19:40:26 +0000

“You know, as opposed to taking a crap in your pants when you remember rocket accidents or not touching men because your dad had a mustache.”

Not entirely sure why but this line made me lol hard

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By: TheSnark

TheSnark — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 20:35:20 +0000

And later in Juan Artega’s article, we learn Ms. Marvel not only overcomes her androphobia, but is fine with being the target of incest rape by her son who was also concieved twice by brainwash rape who she later falls in love with. …Yeah, Ms Marvel has some problems.

By: Vegatwista

Vegatwista — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 18:47:36 +0000

This is one of the funniest articles Ive read in a long time. I wish I could subscribe to anything you write, or get an email update whenever you post. This is comedic GOLD. I am now a HUGE cracked fan. Keep up the good work.