Comments on: 5 Scientific Discoveries That Spell Doom for Your Penis

By: ParadoxiAl

ParadoxiAl — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:59:18 +0000

i agree with HMDK. oh and magemasher13, go cut your balls off then. and if you’re a girl, i dont know, go pull your labia off.

By: HMDK

HMDK — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 16:46:51 +0000

Magemasher13.
Hey, take your fundie anti-science bullshit elsewhere.
Go read up on actual biology studies and especially WHY embryonic stem-cells would be vastly superior to work with.

And as for the “taking a life part”, well, you’re free to think that’s what it is. But get this: The ban on embryonic stem-cells didn’t actually prevent any abortions. All it did was ensure that already terminated pregnancies would get thrown away instead of put to use for finding cures. So if you consider a zygote a life, not only was that life “taken” once… it was “taken” once again by the ban and thrown in the bio-hazard bin instead of possibly helping OTHER lives. Talk about adding insult to injury.
And that is why religion needs to stay the fuck out of science.
Because even if the intentions are pure, if misguided, it ends up not only hindering scientific breakthroughs, it ends up with the holier-than-thous with fertilized egg all over their faces.

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By: PunsKillPeople

PunsKillPeople — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 23:37:10 +0000

Hey, now…scientists are damn sexy.

I don’t work in a lab. Of course I don’t.

By: Feltrain

Feltrain — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 19:46:17 +0000

Now we have even more reason to lop off the balls of violent sexual predators; everybody wins!

Though now we have to contemplate whether or not to check off the box for testicles on our organ donor cards. Will they let you into Valhall without balls?

By: Thirio

Thirio — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 05:17:02 +0000

harvest my balls? WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT!?!?!?!

By: David

David — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:13:17 +0000

@Call me asker:

Testosterone won’t enlarge your junk. In fact, if you take testosterone, your body stops producing it, and your balls actually shrink. They return to normal size after you stop taking T and your body starts producing it again. I’ve heard that taking HGH (Human Growth Hormone) makes your junk bigger, but like anything has some side effects.

By: Lucky

Lucky — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 23:45:24 +0000

Normgarry, Cracked actually was banned at my school under the category of ‘tasteless’.

By: CALL ME ASKER

CALL ME ASKER — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 03:49:29 +0000

nice.
so is there a chance to enlarge our dick? (without surgery)(exercises maybe)
taking testosterone?
supplements that increase testosterone is it possible

By: Magemasher13

Magemasher13 — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 09:56:00 +0000

Actually stem cells harvested from living people without harming them, from sources such as testicles like you mentioned in your last example are NOT embyonic stem cells. They are Adult Stem cells. A very, very large difference. Adult stem cells do not require the taking of another life to harvest and when used they don’t encounter tissue rejection like fetal stem cells.

Also, using adult stem cells over 5,000 cures for previously untreatable diseases have been discovered.

Using embryonic stem cells exactly ZERO cures have been discovered after 3 decades of research. 0. None. Not a single one. EVER. They grow great malignant tumors, though.