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	<title>Comments on: The 5 Most Likely Ways Humans Will Become Obsolete</title>
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		<title>By: Jay</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-plausible-ways-humans-could-become-obsolete/comment-page-6/#comment-124528</link>
		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:17:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>#3 sounds exactly like the book Feed.</description>
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		<title>By: Insane Laws We&#8217;ll Need in the Future &#171; Buzzmunkeysmunkeycage Blog</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-plausible-ways-humans-could-become-obsolete/comment-page-6/#comment-124489</link>
		<dc:creator>Insane Laws We&#8217;ll Need in the Future &#171; Buzzmunkeysmunkeycage Blog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:32:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] until we have robots as smart as a person? "By 2029," according to the somewhat crazy Ray Kurzweil. "It's already happening," according to the outright crazy Michael Swaim. One thing is undeniable: If the present rate of [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] until we have robots as smart as a person? &#8220;By 2029,&#8221; according to the somewhat crazy Ray Kurzweil. &#8220;It&#8217;s already happening,&#8221; according to the outright crazy Michael Swaim. One thing is undeniable: If the present rate of [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Jeffly777</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jeffly777</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 07:55:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ Dylan Mayer

That's not exactly how Moore's law works--it technically isn't a law regarding computing power or efficiency, but cost efficiency.  The general idea is that the number of transistors which can be designed into a cost effective integrated circuit will double every 2 years.  So far, this old law has been on the money.

You're about right about what it means, however.  Effectively (and historically) a doubling in the number of transistors in a cost effective IC functionally the same as saying that the power of typical computers doubles every 2 years.  As a result, an xbox 360 has many times the power of a supercomputer from the 80s (watch Wargames and laugh) and computers can be made so cheaply that there are probably hundreds of full blown computers in your home; seriously, they're in toasters and fridges and shit now.  The other side is that, by varying estimates, computers will reach the level of complexity of the human brain in terms of number of functional transistors (when equated to neurons) somewhere between 2020 and 2030.  Barring Mad Max style gas wars, aliens, or Mayan prophesies, it will continue to increase exponentially, and computers will make us look like idiots by 2050, and will have long since surpassed us in the ability to design anything technological.

The problem is that this progression only accounts for power (by analogy to cost efficiency) and does not account for the development of true artificial intelligence--as in self awareness.  If computers don't ever become self aware, then they might just be our awesome android buddies, fighting our wars, doing the hard work, and satisfying our fantasies in the form of realistic but harmless Summer Glau sexbots.  If they become self aware, we're likely fucked.  They'll either conclude that we shouldn't be in charge and take over the day to day running of the planet like the benevolent morlocks to our eloys (actually, that wouldn't be that bad--can we still have sexbots?) or they'll just wipe us the hell out like in countless sci-fi doomsday scenarios.

At least we can rest peacefully in the knowledge that there's not a damn thing we can do about it but try not to give birth to AI in a world that deserves wiping out.  Also, hope for a future with sexbots.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ Dylan Mayer</p>
<p>That&#8217;s not exactly how Moore&#8217;s law works&#8211;it technically isn&#8217;t a law regarding computing power or efficiency, but cost efficiency.  The general idea is that the number of transistors which can be designed into a cost effective integrated circuit will double every 2 years.  So far, this old law has been on the money.</p>
<p>You&#8217;re about right about what it means, however.  Effectively (and historically) a doubling in the number of transistors in a cost effective IC functionally the same as saying that the power of typical computers doubles every 2 years.  As a result, an xbox 360 has many times the power of a supercomputer from the 80s (watch Wargames and laugh) and computers can be made so cheaply that there are probably hundreds of full blown computers in your home; seriously, they&#8217;re in toasters and fridges and shit now.  The other side is that, by varying estimates, computers will reach the level of complexity of the human brain in terms of number of functional transistors (when equated to neurons) somewhere between 2020 and 2030.  Barring Mad Max style gas wars, aliens, or Mayan prophesies, it will continue to increase exponentially, and computers will make us look like idiots by 2050, and will have long since surpassed us in the ability to design anything technological.</p>
<p>The problem is that this progression only accounts for power (by analogy to cost efficiency) and does not account for the development of true artificial intelligence&#8211;as in self awareness.  If computers don&#8217;t ever become self aware, then they might just be our awesome android buddies, fighting our wars, doing the hard work, and satisfying our fantasies in the form of realistic but harmless Summer Glau sexbots.  If they become self aware, we&#8217;re likely fucked.  They&#8217;ll either conclude that we shouldn&#8217;t be in charge and take over the day to day running of the planet like the benevolent morlocks to our eloys (actually, that wouldn&#8217;t be that bad&#8211;can we still have sexbots?) or they&#8217;ll just wipe us the hell out like in countless sci-fi doomsday scenarios.</p>
<p>At least we can rest peacefully in the knowledge that there&#8217;s not a damn thing we can do about it but try not to give birth to AI in a world that deserves wiping out.  Also, hope for a future with sexbots.</p>
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		<title>By: Giondi</title>
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		<dc:creator>Giondi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:23:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ kyraineth:

So what if they lock us all in separate rooms? We just log onto the virtual reality internet for the rest of our lives and get to do whatever we want without any real consequences. And the "evil robots" who inflicted this on us would have to do all the work to keep us alive because letting us starve to death would violate the law they are following to lock us up in the first place. It would basically be a voluntary(ish) version of the Matrix, except it wouldn't have Keanu Reeves (I would be sure to kill him first so we wouldn't have to deal with him thinking he is actually Neo) so it would be better.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ kyraineth:</p>
<p>So what if they lock us all in separate rooms? We just log onto the virtual reality internet for the rest of our lives and get to do whatever we want without any real consequences. And the &#8220;evil robots&#8221; who inflicted this on us would have to do all the work to keep us alive because letting us starve to death would violate the law they are following to lock us up in the first place. It would basically be a voluntary(ish) version of the Matrix, except it wouldn&#8217;t have Keanu Reeves (I would be sure to kill him first so we wouldn&#8217;t have to deal with him thinking he is actually Neo) so it would be better.</p>
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		<title>By: Dylan Mayer</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dylan Mayer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 06:16:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>okay so the first one about robots could actually happen. according to Moore's law, every 18-24 months computer technology doubles in efficiency. according to this by 2019 i believe, a $1000 computer, so anyones laptop pretty much, will have the computing power equalivant to the human brain. more scary, by 2039 i believe, a $1000 computer will have the computing power equlivant to the ENTIRE human race. if you dont believe this just google moore's law and see how accurate his predictions have been the last 30-40 years.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>okay so the first one about robots could actually happen. according to Moore&#8217;s law, every 18-24 months computer technology doubles in efficiency. according to this by 2019 i believe, a $1000 computer, so anyones laptop pretty much, will have the computing power equalivant to the human brain. more scary, by 2039 i believe, a $1000 computer will have the computing power equlivant to the ENTIRE human race. if you dont believe this just google moore&#8217;s law and see how accurate his predictions have been the last 30-40 years.</p>
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		<title>By: kyraineth</title>
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		<dc:creator>kyraineth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 17:52:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Tee:
Sure, but if we're going with Asimov's rules, what happens when the robots all decide that the humans are constantly hurting themselves and each other, and to lock us all into padded rooms to prevent that? After all, there doesn't appear to be a rule that prevents robots from making us unhappy, they just can't hurt us.
Which is pretty much fucking scary.
And if they follow the Zeroth law, and decide that a few hundred humans need to die in order for humanity to live?
I mean, fuck.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Tee:<br />
Sure, but if we&#8217;re going with Asimov&#8217;s rules, what happens when the robots all decide that the humans are constantly hurting themselves and each other, and to lock us all into padded rooms to prevent that? After all, there doesn&#8217;t appear to be a rule that prevents robots from making us unhappy, they just can&#8217;t hurt us.<br />
Which is pretty much fucking scary.<br />
And if they follow the Zeroth law, and decide that a few hundred humans need to die in order for humanity to live?<br />
I mean, fuck.</p>
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		<title>By: Tee</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 07:02:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"figure out a way to circumvent the feeble “safety seals” the manufacturer slapped on at the factory" 

While that is of good satirical value, it goes against the first law of robotics.  Any attempt to "figure out a way to circumvent" the laws would be an 'indirect attempt to harm a human being'.

~T

"A robot may not injure a human being or, 
through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;figure out a way to circumvent the feeble “safety seals” the manufacturer slapped on at the factory&#8221; </p>
<p>While that is of good satirical value, it goes against the first law of robotics.  Any attempt to &#8220;figure out a way to circumvent&#8221; the laws would be an &#8216;indirect attempt to harm a human being&#8217;.</p>
<p>~T</p>
<p>&#8220;A robot may not injure a human being or,<br />
through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Nave Hayder (TORMENT)</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nave Hayder (TORMENT)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 20:09:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And if it's not technology or responsibility predicting the awesome death of the species-that-writes-things-about-species... there's always Momma Gaia going into 'spank mode' and throwing up brews like Gatorade for us to drown in. Swine Flu anyone?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And if it&#8217;s not technology or responsibility predicting the awesome death of the species-that-writes-things-about-species&#8230; there&#8217;s always Momma Gaia going into &#8217;spank mode&#8217; and throwing up brews like Gatorade for us to drown in. Swine Flu anyone?</p>
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		<title>By: Chewtina</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chewtina</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 06:13:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Computer wise we would not know. Thinkk about it Paris. While I am thinking of you. Totally stung.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Computer wise we would not know. Thinkk about it Paris. While I am thinking of you. Totally stung.</p>
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		<title>By: ChibiOne</title>
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		<dc:creator>ChibiOne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 04:04:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dude...this article,  and &lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_15231_7-reasons-21st-century-making-you-miserable.html" rel="nofollow"&gt; this articlcle&lt;/a&gt;, are some of the best articles I've read anywhere, and I keep up with a lot of sites.  I laughed more than I have in years at this shit.

Keep it up.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dude&#8230;this article,  and <a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_15231_7-reasons-21st-century-making-you-miserable.html" rel="nofollow"> this articlcle</a>, are some of the best articles I&#8217;ve read anywhere, and I keep up with a lot of sites.  I laughed more than I have in years at this shit.</p>
<p>Keep it up.</p>
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