It's not uncommon for movies and television to slip teachable moments into our entertainment. The Godzilla movies taught us all about the dangers of nuclear weapons and testing. Avatar taught us not to trust Australians. But what happens when these messages fail and end up communicating the exact opposite of what the creators intended? For example ...
Like Christopher Nolan's previous Batman movies, The Dark Knight Rises is awash with political commentary. A terrorist leader, Bane, seizes power in Gotham and starts giving speeches that read like a Wikipedia article about Marxism: The people of Gotham should rise up, throw off their chains made of rich people, and take over. The city's authorities are lured underground and trapped, and Batman is forced to watch from his distant prison as anti-capitalist anarchy destroys the city. The message here doesn't have to be spelled out in Mitt Romney bumper stickers: This is what happens when the 99 percent seize power, and it stinks more than the Porta-Potties in the second month of an Occupy Wall Street camp.
Why It Falls Flat:
Because Bane's anarchy-plagued Gotham works better than a lot of American cities.
Oh sure, we get a little montage of wealthy people getting dragged out into the street, and yes, there are some unfair trials going on. But for the average Joe Gothamite on the street? Life seems to be going pretty well. For example, look at these shots we see of Gotham's streets, months after it was taken over by Bane and his band of revolutionary thugs:
Now let's compare those to what a normal city street looks like after 11 days of a garbage strike:
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Clearly, someone is collecting Gotham's trash, so we can only assume that there was a deleted scene in which Bane took a break from fist-based murder and held a meeting that detailed an orderly garbage-collecting roster using PowerPoint slides:
"When the polyethylene terephthalate bottles have been separated from the miscellaneous polystyrene,
then you have my permission to recycle."
The streets are also apparently getting plowed, which is more than Gotham's real-life counterpart can manage when it's not being occupied by evil mercenaries. Sewerage and water are presumably still running, judging by how clean everyone looks and how much typhoid they don't have. The cops trapped underground are being fed, which means that the occupation has a functioning welfare system that extends even to its political enemies. Electricity is common enough for people to talk about watching TV. And all this without anyone paying any taxes. Nolan's depiction of a socialist nightmare actually looks pretty sweet. Maybe Venezuela can learn from the masked sociopath, and prevent all those toilet paper shortages it keeps having.
Yes, Bane did have a bomb that was going to blow up the city. But that just means that Nolan's message ended up being "violent socialist revolutions are alright, provided that no one stumbles on any experimental nuclear weapons."
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For those who have been sequestered with a jury since 2008, here's the basic plot of Breaking Bad: Walter White is a middle-aged chemistry teacher and a general life-failure victim who gets diagnosed with late-stage lung cancer. He decides to cook meth in order to support his family and pay for super-expensive cancer treatment that's not covered by his HMO. This second part has been widely interpreted as a political message, judging by all the "Canadian Breaking Bad" jokes floating around the Internet:
These comics and articles miss the fact that Walt first decided to cook before he found out about the badass cancer-fighting doctor, but they do seem to have a point: If Walt's HMO had just agreed to pay up, Walt could have closed down his meth kitchen after his first batch, and all the bad shit that happened after that could have been avoided. In this version of the show, Walt and Jesse spend the next four seasons driving around the country in their RV, solving crime and giving chemistry lessons to underprivileged students. Hector Salamanca releases a Christmas album. Hank gets a full-body purple tattoo and solves his and Marie's marriage problems. Gale marries Ron Paul. Everyone could have been happy. Thanks a lot, America.
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In this alternate reality, the plane crash was caused by an air-traffic controller who stayed up late watching Bar Rescue.
Why It Falls Flat:
In the first episode, Walt is told by his HMO-approved doctor that his "inoperable" cancer gives him "a couple of years" to live. Walt rejects this downer diagnosis and chooses an out-of-network cancer-killing regimen that he pays for with his meth wages. Now, how long would Walt have lived if he'd survived long enough to die of cancer, rather than from the dragon that swooped down and killed him in the final scene (man, that was one unexpected twist ending)? Judging by his awful health in the last episodes, the answer is: about two years. In other words, Walt's out-of-network treatment with the "oncology dream team" doesn't actually achieve anything, except maybe provide an excuse to wear an awesome hat.
Many fictional characters gave their lives to allow this sexy Halloween costume to live.
Don't get me wrong, insurance companies can be dicks about denying optimal treatment, but in this case Walt's HMO did nothing wrong. If there is no advantage for a patient going out-of-network, then an insurance company has no obligation to pay for it, any more than it is obligated to cover experimental treatment based on visualizing unicorns. So, rather than a grim commentary on the American health-care system, we should see Breaking Bad for what it is: a really good advertisement for term life insurance.
True Blood has never tried very hard to hide its "vampires as metaphors for LGBT people" message. Its vampires (who "come out of the coffin" at the beginning of the series after Japanese scientists invent a synthetic blood substitute) are gayer than the opponents of a 13-year-old gamer who's losing at Call of Duty. The opening credits even display a church sign reading "God hates fangs," which is about as subtle as being stabbed by a rainbow. Accordingly, the vampire-haters on the show, such as the members of the anti-vampire "Fellowship of the Sun" church, are portrayed as religious bigots who want to murder the vampire race, just because they're all infected with a neuron-eating hate-virus.
Above: Not a portrayal of well-rounded individuals.
Why It Falls Flat:
Because, as has been pointed out before, the vampire-haters are actually kind of right.
The show's vampires reveal their existence to humans because the new blood substitute allows them to live without drinking human juice. This is very nice of them, but it means if you're a vampire who was alive before the fake blood came out, you've spent years hunting down and eating people like they were sentient hamburgers. Doesn't "hundreds of years of murder" deserve some sort of punishment? Now consider this: Modern society's default form of punishment -- sending people to jail -- hinges on the fact that you're taking away a chunk of their limited lifespan. But since vampires are immortal, they can go back to their youthful sexy-times as soon as their time in vampire jail is over. Jail just doesn't work for vampires, any more than garlic-and-holy-water-based torture would work on humans. So it's reasonable to figure that if a vampire has killed a human, the death penalty is the only really just punishment.
I fucking told you so, bitches.
OK, so maybe killing off all those sexy vampires still sounds extreme. But even so, it makes sense to approach vampires with a Vatican-sized portion of wariness (and maybe a shotgun full of silver and rock salt; come on people, they're vampires). These creatures have a centuries-old cultural tradition of viewing humans as walking groceries. They can roofie people with their minds. Consuming their bodily fluids turns characters into sex-crazed lunatics quicker than the imagination of a fan-fiction writer. So what is this show saying about gay people, exactly?
"WE'RE HERE. WE'RE QUEER. OH GOD DO YOU HAVE A TOWEL."