Math is many students' most hated subject in school, the cause of untold nightmares and countless "I can't evens." And inevitably when dealing with a subject so abstract to their daily lives, many students will stand up and in a clear, precise voice bellow, "What will we ever use this for?"

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"My thesis statement is: Seriously, are you just jerking us around?"

In some cases, there's an easy answer to their question. Algebra and word problems are used all the time by real people in the real world. Understanding percentages and exponents is necessary if you want to have even the beginning of a clue about personal finance. Statistics are useful for understanding games and other risks. And you'll be widely regarded as a mouth-breathing idiot if you wander the real world unable to read a graph.

But many other math subjects are *preposterously useless* in real life and simply not encountered outside of careers in fairly specific fields. For many of those kids, these are things *they will never use.*

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"In conclusion, fuck this noise."

Just for the record, this isn't the rant of a bitter moron. I was *really* good at math in school; straight A's, AP calculus, the whole thing. That's why I feel qualified, as someone who's learned and forgotten it all, to explain which math subjects are actually completely useless for normal human beings.

## 5Long Division

Long division is a calculation technique where one number can be divided by another using nothing more than note paper and a tremendous amount of time. And despite all the horrible things that have happened to my brain since grade five, I basically still remember how to do it. You start at the left and pick the largest nominator that can fit in the regulator, then take the leftovers and add them to the next downmost digit of the dividule, then repeat. Right?

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Right, Mr. H?

Note that I'm talking about the usefulness of long division specifically here. Everyone obviously has to understand how basic division works, as that comes up all the time in the real world, when dividing up apples among friends or whatever. But the only division you ever really need to do in the real world is with integers under 100, and that takes rote memorization really, not long division. So what good is long division?

What They Say This Is Used For:

Long division is meant for those occasions when we need to divide large numbers and we don't have a calculator at hand.

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Professions that commonly experience such situations include Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and this guy.

What a Normal Human Being Might Actually Use This For:

**Nothing.**

Basically the only people who use long division now are fifth-grade teachers teaching long division to fifth graders. Long division was added to our math curriculum in a primitive era when people smoked for their health and calculators were rare. But that's obviously no longer the case; right now you probably have three or four devices within arm's reach capable of doing division.

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Calculator, laptop, yup. All set here. Hell, most modern plants can do division and play MP3s now.

## 4Geometric Proofs

Geometry can describe a pretty big area of study, so I'll clarify a bit. Basic geometry, like an understanding of points, sides, and angles, is pretty useful. As is basic trigonometry, which will come in handy if you do any kind of building or construction. And the Pythagorean theorem is a handy thing to have in your pocket.

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The only reason this all stands up is because some long-dead Greek dudes gave it permission to.

But at some point in high school, you get into geometric proofs, comparing triangles to other triangles, and drawing tangents to circles, and a bunch of stuff that's all geared toward rebuilding geometric proofs that those long-dead Greek dudes had already figured out for us.

What They Say This Is Used For:

All of this stuff is super useful if you're an engineer. Actually, let's say mandatory. Yeah. I'd kind of like the guys we have building bridges to really "get" triangles, thanks.

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"No, Tony. Three sides. Yeah. Three. This is a doodle of Hello Kitty. No, that's OK. You're learning."

Also, the technique of taking simple axioms and combining those into more complicated theorems is great training for more complicated mathematical proofs. This is useful if you want to continue your career in mathematics, which *boy, man, are you sure you want to continue your career in mathematics?*

What a Normal Human Being Might Actually Use This For:

**Nothing.**

Most people just don't encounter enough triangles in the wild to need to know if they're identical or not. And isn't this whole conceit of declaring two different triangles to be the same kind of, well, *racist?*

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Most triangles are actually excellent drivers.

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