5 Legitimate Reasons Why The Purge Would Be Successful

Rejoice! One of my favorite happenings is finally upon us! Of course, I don't mean the Fourth of July. Fireworks are stupid, and quite frankly, it's probably high time a country with better organizational skills take the reins for a while. If freedom means maybe electing Trump, we can obviously do without it for a while. No, what I'm excited about is that there's another installment of The Purge series in theaters right now.

That's good times. I know we were skeptical as a nation at first, but against all odds, The Purge has turned into one of the most consistently entertaining series in recent memory. And that success led me to a fairly obvious question this weekend: Would the Purge actually work in the United States? We debate that very question on this week's Unpopular Opinion podcast ...

... where I'm joined by comic Cat Rhinehart and Cracked art snob Randall Maynard. As for me, I totally think it would work. Here are five reasons why.

#5. It Would Achieve Its Original Goal

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At some point in history, a website existed which provided loads of backstory details about the universe that The Purge takes place in. It doesn't exist anymore, and apparently no one cared enough to document any of it extensively online. However, articles similar to the one you're reading now which were published around the time of the first movie did at least preserve some of the information.

For example, this piece from The Week notes that the idea for the Purge came about after "a public outcry for protection and vengeance against the increasing number of homeless." That's important (relatively speaking), because most of the talk about how ridiculous the idea of a Purge is centers around it being sold as a way to decrease crime by allowing average Americans to let out all of their pent-up rage and anger once a year with zero fear of punishment. While it obviously evolved into that at some point, what this forgotten detail reveals is that the program started with a very specific target and goal. It wasn't to reduce crime by giving people the green light to act like savages; it was a declaration of war against the homeless.

The Purge: Election Year
It's like Halloween with firearms!

Sorry to have to be the one to say it, but that's an absurdly easy war to win. That's especially true if a combination of high-profile crimes committed by homeless people were coupled in the wrong way with a propaganda campaign which painted the poorest members of society as the greatest threat to the well-being of average Americans. It's not like there haven't been several examples of tyrannical regimes that achieved their goals in large part by convincing the people they ruled over that one particular segment of society was responsible for the ills of everyone else, and thus should be removed entirely. What you see in The Purge, at least at first, started as just another example of something that's happened plenty of times before. It's just that in this case, the targets of the "cleansing" were the homeless instead of a particular ethnic or religious group.

What would make the Purge especially successful is that the enemy in question would have almost no means of defense. It's not like homeless people have the guns in this country. If the United States government convinced the public that homelessness represented a grave threat and gave them 12 hours to go out and deal with that threat in any manner they saw fit, the result would be nothing short of a bloodbath.

The Purge: Election Year
And a boon for the novelty assault weapon industry.

In that way, at least for one year, the Purge would be hugely successful. Homelessness would indeed be much less of a concern, because untold numbers of homeless people would be wiped out in one night. How to justify its existence after that first year is an entirely different story, but the government would have public opinion on its side for at least a little while after the inaugural Purge. That's because ...

#4. Less Homelessness Means More Money For Social Services

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I guess I should go on record here to confirm that I'm not saying we should institute an annual Purge to deal with homelessness in this country. I'm just saying that it would probably work, and when it did, it would maybe lead to some quality of life improvements for whatever poor people did manage to survive.

You see, our current strategy for dealing with homelessness is to throw money at the problem. At last count, our spending in that area was somewhere around $4.5 billion annually. There's nothing wrong with that. Obviously, money can be an extremely potent weapon in that particular battle. That said, if you eliminate the bulk of the nation's homeless people in one raucous night, you free up a lot of money to spend in other ways.

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Tax cuts for the wealthy?

Or even better, you could spend it in a very similar way. Specifically, you could spread that money around to people who need it to stave off homelessness themselves. Sounds awful, I know, but there's at least some evidence that things play out exactly that way in the Purge-friendly version of America. In the opening moments of the first film, there's a statistic which says that violence and unemployment are almost non-existent. There's a good chance that's a smoke-and-mirror kind of thing that doesn't really benefit anyone, and we'll talk about that more in a bit. However, if we're giving the benefit of the doubt, it's just as possible that the Purge led to an influx of available resources which made their way to people living in less extreme forms of poverty. If it's true that there's a link between poverty and crime, this transfer of "wealth" would stand a perfectly fine chance of lessening crime in a large-scale kind of way.

The Purge: Anarchy
And now everyone has extra money to buy the coolest masks available.

Granted, that would be a temporary benefit, and it would require the mass slaughter of some of the same people the program was meant to help in order to make any sort of sense on a long-term basis. And it probably won't surprise you at all to know that this eventually becomes one of the key plot points of the entire series. Nevertheless, a government with a good enough handle on what information gets disseminated to the people could make it look good for at least the first year or so.

#3. Fewer People And A Burgeoning Purge Industry Means Low Unemployment

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Another key feature of life after the Purge is that unemployment reaches record low levels. This seems logical enough to me for a few different reasons. For starters, even though the targets of the annual campaign are the poorest, most vulnerable members of society, it's inevitable that more than a few "middle-class" types (i.e. not homeless) will get swept up in the carnage every year. This exact situation makes up a good portion of the plot of the second movie. That's also the point in the franchise where we learn that, if there aren't enough legitimately poor people to go around, the government sends out armed militias to round up enough people to ensure a "successful" Purge. What that amounts to is scores of able-bodied people exiting the labor pool every year, most of them leaving perfectly decent jobs behind.

Sure, people would be irate if they knew that was happening, and the people who find out about it in the movies are no exception.

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Future Omar certainly isn't happy about it.

The problem is, we're a nation that's predisposed to not believing that massive government conspiracies actually happen. There's no reason to believe that the future people who might publicly question the motives and actions of the New Founding Fathers (the political party that came up with idea for the Purge) wouldn't receive the same "conspiracy nut" write-off that we give people who make wild claims about government cover-ups today. We're talking about a government that successfully convinced most of the populace to support a genocide against the homeless. Believing they could also hide their wrongdoing for an extended period of time isn't so unrealistic once you take that into account.

Also, they'd have the benefit of being able to say that the Purge itself creates jobs, because it absolutely would. An entire industry would spring up around the annual event in no time at all. There are the obvious ventures, like finding new and exciting ways to protect people from dying on Purge night. Ethan Hawke's character in the first movie is employed in that exact field.

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Meaning he sells baseball bats.

Then there's all the super fun "I Purged!" memorabilia that would be produced and sold every year. What's the point of Purging if you can't put a sticker on your shirt that says you did it, and then take a picture of yourself wearing that sticker and upload it to Facebook?

I'm assuming there would also be people who would go out and Purge and livestream it all on a site like Twitch for money. That's what I would do! Watch it, I mean. Just because I think the Purge could work doesn't mean I want to participate in it. Oh, and since we're back on the subject of things about it that might work, let's talk numbers!

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