31 Inspirational Tumblr Photos, Adjusted for Honesty
Cody Johnston is the hopes of his dreams. He frequents Twitter, Tumblr, and Facebook because that's just how things are these days for people who work on the internet. He also has a Fake Twitter, Fake Tumblr, and Fake Facebook because that's just how things are for him.
No, human! Don't jump! The dolphins will eat you!
ReplyIs it bad that the last one turned me on a little?
ReplyThis is one of my favourite articles on Cracked. Great job!
Replythat was great
ReplyMy favorite was "HAHA f**k THIS BOOK!"
ReplyThis is so great, because some of the quotes people put on these photos are complete bullshit to such a ridiculous extent. Half of them are basically saying "If people don't like you, then they just can't appreciate your superiority, and they are inferior because of it" or to say it even more simply "If other people don't like you it's their fault".
Reply*claps slowly*
I don't get the 'naps' one. What was it saying was possible in the first place?
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesI believe the picture was of some dude getting friend-zoned by a sleeping girl, so its original message is one of "keep at it bro, one more shoulder to sleep on is one step closer to her magically falling in love with you!"
othello, i think you nailed it.
Oh, O.K.
Um, as a guy who's been single since September 2010, I kind of find that message inspiring...........sorry to be a douche.............
The hilariousness of the "Jesus at the beach" one almost makes up for the intolerable cloying smugness of the original anti-drug message.
ReplyI still haven't gotten sick of these. Probably because they haven't been done to death all over the internet.
Reply>He gets on Tumblr
ReplyLOL.
Some of these were pretty good... I like the lens flare & the monster one.
Replythe dolphin one was hilarious. as were all the other ones
ReplyThere's actually a meme for this, it's called Instagram Quote Rebuttals / Hipster Edits. So yeah...
ReplyThat is the longest most convoluted name for a meme I've ever seen... also in his defence he never purports to be original.
"MONSTERS DON'T SLEEP UNDER YOUR BED, THEY SLEEP INSIDE YOUR HEAD."
ReplyOh cool now i can-- WAIT THAT IS SO MUCH WORSE.
There is a god, and it is you.
Not funny, Cody. Inability to nap is a very serious problem for some people.
ReplyInsomnia!
Naps made me laugh the most
ReplyA bunch of these gave me a good laugh, but for some reason "HAHA f**k THIS BOOK" absolutely killed. Good stuff, Cody.
ReplyThis was probably the best one I've seen so far!
ReplyThis is probably the best one I´ve seen here so far!
ReplyI wasn't even halfway done and I was on my side in a laughing fit
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