Comments on: The 24,504 Worst Pieces of Advice Ever Published http://www.cracked.com/blog/24504-reasons-to-burn-books/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:21:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Thorn http://www.cracked.com/blog/24504-reasons-to-burn-books/comment-page-13/#comment-119887 Thorn Wed, 21 Oct 2009 02:44:52 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=9926#comment-119887 holy fuck, this is one of the best things ive ever read. holy fuck, this is one of the best things ive ever read.

]]> By: eddards http://www.cracked.com/blog/24504-reasons-to-burn-books/comment-page-13/#comment-118767 eddards Fri, 16 Oct 2009 05:00:30 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=9926#comment-118767 my sister sends me emails full of this shit. I don't know who buys these crap ridden books, but I bet they crochet and have eighteen cats. (I knit and have only one cat) my sister sends me emails full of this shit. I don’t know who buys these crap ridden books, but I bet they crochet and have eighteen cats. (I knit and have only one cat)

]]> By: GooseGoose http://www.cracked.com/blog/24504-reasons-to-burn-books/comment-page-12/#comment-117348 GooseGoose Mon, 12 Oct 2009 09:14:54 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=9926#comment-117348 "woman-shaped swarm of insects..." People asked me if I was all right because my pneumothorax-inducing spasms of laughter resembled hysterical sobbing more than they did laughter. I was a frequent reader of seanbaby back in the day, but it's been years since I checked in. I should have done so much sooner. I can scarcely believe that in the intervening years seanbaby was not abducted by the residents of the Andromeda Galaxy to represent cynical male humanoids at the Intergalactic Council. “woman-shaped swarm of insects…”

People asked me if I was all right because my pneumothorax-inducing spasms of laughter resembled hysterical sobbing more than they did laughter.

I was a frequent reader of seanbaby back in the day, but it’s been years since I checked in. I should have done so much sooner. I can scarcely believe that in the intervening years seanbaby was not abducted by the residents of the Andromeda Galaxy to represent cynical male humanoids at the Intergalactic Council.

]]> By: Davee http://www.cracked.com/blog/24504-reasons-to-burn-books/comment-page-12/#comment-117224 Davee Mon, 12 Oct 2009 04:09:55 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=9926#comment-117224 One of the funniest things I've ever read One of the funniest things I’ve ever read

]]> By: Reneeisme2day http://www.cracked.com/blog/24504-reasons-to-burn-books/comment-page-12/#comment-114019 Reneeisme2day Sat, 03 Oct 2009 06:31:55 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=9926#comment-114019 I laughed so hard at the check off part that I thought I was going to lose consciousness from not breathing. Seanbaby, you are awesome. I laughed so hard at the check off part that I thought I was going to lose consciousness from not breathing. Seanbaby, you are awesome.

]]> By: katie http://www.cracked.com/blog/24504-reasons-to-burn-books/comment-page-12/#comment-110955 katie Fri, 18 Sep 2009 16:06:43 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=9926#comment-110955 I'm going to get fired. Everyone keeps asking me if I'm "okay" because I've been trying to mask my laughter with coughing. I think they're starting to get suspicious. BUT IT'S FRIDAY, so WHO CARES! I'm super peeved that I can't read his Six Degrees of Su-Su-Sudio article... that particular one and a few of his others won't come up on my computer. :( I’m going to get fired. Everyone keeps asking me if I’m “okay” because I’ve been trying to mask my laughter with coughing. I think they’re starting to get suspicious. BUT IT’S FRIDAY, so WHO CARES! I’m super peeved that I can’t read his Six Degrees of Su-Su-Sudio article… that particular one and a few of his others won’t come up on my computer. :(

]]> By: jakeakagod http://www.cracked.com/blog/24504-reasons-to-burn-books/comment-page-12/#comment-109964 jakeakagod Sat, 12 Sep 2009 03:27:25 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=9926#comment-109964 Way to go on actually reading all of those books without finding something tall to jump off of. Way to go on actually reading all of those books without finding something tall to jump off of.

]]> By: rancid689 http://www.cracked.com/blog/24504-reasons-to-burn-books/comment-page-12/#comment-109389 rancid689 Wed, 09 Sep 2009 14:17:41 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=9926#comment-109389 Holy fuck you have no idea how hard I had tot ry to not burst out laughing at work One of the best articles I've read #1616 had me dying Holy fuck you have no idea how hard I had tot ry to not burst out laughing at work

One of the best articles I’ve read

#1616 had me dying

]]> By: Fidget http://www.cracked.com/blog/24504-reasons-to-burn-books/comment-page-12/#comment-109334 Fidget Wed, 09 Sep 2009 07:04:49 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=9926#comment-109334 "My favorite number is noon!" damn near killed me... I hate these books for the simple reason that the dipshits at Barnes & Noble always stock them in the literary theory section. Unless they think it's experimental? “My favorite number is noon!” damn near killed me…

I hate these books for the simple reason that the dipshits at Barnes & Noble always stock them in the literary theory section. Unless they think it’s experimental?

]]> By: Hallie http://www.cracked.com/blog/24504-reasons-to-burn-books/comment-page-12/#comment-108664 Hallie Fri, 04 Sep 2009 23:13:43 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=9926#comment-108664 I held my laughter in until the manhole covers. This is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time. I held my laughter in until the manhole covers. This is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time.

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