Comments on: Independence Day: Exposed! http://www.cracked.com/blog/independence-day-exposed/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Fri, 21 Nov 2008 12:51:36 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Panzier-Stier Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/independence-day-exposed/#comment-38308 Panzier-Stier Ross Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:50:48 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1457#comment-38308 "Why can’t we be more like France?" Sooo many answers, not enough time or willpower. “Why can’t we be more like France?”

Sooo many answers, not enough time or willpower.

]]> By: Birdie http://www.cracked.com/blog/independence-day-exposed/#comment-38049 Birdie Wed, 09 Jul 2008 18:11:52 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1457#comment-38049 I have more of a problem with our anthem. It's a nice poem when you look at all of it, but we decided on the crappiest verse to sing. "Hey look! Our flag's still here!" Why can't we be more like France? "Onward, citizens! Crush the tyranny! Their impure blood will run in our fields!" I have more of a problem with our anthem. It’s a nice poem when you look at all of it, but we decided on the crappiest verse to sing. “Hey look! Our flag’s still here!”

Why can’t we be more like France? “Onward, citizens! Crush the tyranny! Their impure blood will run in our fields!”

]]> By: Robot Jesus http://www.cracked.com/blog/independence-day-exposed/#comment-38005 Robot Jesus Wed, 09 Jul 2008 14:08:55 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1457#comment-38005 I think that, to avoid confusion, the entire months of July and August should be "Fuck everyone but America" time. I think that, to avoid confusion, the entire months of July and August should be “Fuck everyone but America” time.

]]> By: vanilla http://www.cracked.com/blog/independence-day-exposed/#comment-37981 vanilla Wed, 09 Jul 2008 09:35:25 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1457#comment-37981 do you know __http://seekingbbw.com _______All Plussize/BBW/BHM singles and admirers, meet together here! Then it will be easier for you to find friends, soulmates, romance&love! The best and largest community for plus-size singles and admirers in the world. do you know __http://seekingbbw.com _______All Plussize/BBW/BHM singles and admirers, meet together here! Then it will be easier for you to find friends, soulmates, romance&love! The best and largest community for plus-size singles and admirers in the world.

]]> By: Hawk Ferrous http://www.cracked.com/blog/independence-day-exposed/#comment-37843 Hawk Ferrous Mon, 07 Jul 2008 20:54:14 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1457#comment-37843 For Aug. 2-4, it should be that the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE was sign, sealed, and delivered; not the Constitution! For Aug. 2-4, it should be that the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE was sign, sealed, and delivered; not the Constitution!

]]> By: kingmonkey +1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/independence-day-exposed/#comment-37839 kingmonkey +1 Mon, 07 Jul 2008 20:37:41 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1457#comment-37839 And when are we going to celebrate humanity's independance from alien annihilation? Surely it can't be the same day. And when are we going to celebrate humanity’s independance from alien annihilation? Surely it can’t be the same day.

]]> By: Justin http://www.cracked.com/blog/independence-day-exposed/#comment-37835 Justin Mon, 07 Jul 2008 20:09:20 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1457#comment-37835 so what other arbitrary day would you like us to celebrate? If you think about it logically like an educated person, you would see the significance. I understand you're trying to be funny, but you probably shouldn't make fun of the people who gave you the rights and freedoms to post this crap. It's people like you who are turning this country against itself. so what other arbitrary day would you like us to celebrate? If you think about it logically like an educated person, you would see the significance. I understand you’re trying to be funny, but you probably shouldn’t make fun of the people who gave you the rights and freedoms to post this crap. It’s people like you who are turning this country against itself.

]]> By: katkcheshire http://www.cracked.com/blog/independence-day-exposed/#comment-37816 katkcheshire Mon, 07 Jul 2008 17:23:02 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1457#comment-37816 DOB, you make history sexy. DOB, you make history sexy.

]]> By: squiggle http://www.cracked.com/blog/independence-day-exposed/#comment-37798 squiggle Mon, 07 Jul 2008 13:28:42 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1457#comment-37798 More accurately: 'France, Fuck Yeah! Coming again to save the motherfukin' day yeah!' More accurately:

‘France, Fuck Yeah!

Coming again to save the motherfukin’ day yeah!’

]]> By: kingmonkey +1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/independence-day-exposed/#comment-37794 kingmonkey +1 Mon, 07 Jul 2008 13:05:39 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1457#comment-37794 Negative_Creep, you could just do it the way Casnadians do: we never actually declared Independance from anything, and therefore we don't celebrate it! Instead, we have an arbitrary date of our own where we just celbrate being here. It's kind of like kindergarten students celebrating Good Work Day or something, actually. Neil, maybe those crack dealers will read this post and have a change of heart. Maybe they'll return your car and give you a hug. I think your luck is about to change, my man. The sun's gonna shine on you. Negative_Creep, you could just do it the way Casnadians do: we never actually declared Independance from anything, and therefore we don’t celebrate it! Instead, we have an arbitrary date of our own where we just celbrate being here.

It’s kind of like kindergarten students celebrating Good Work Day or something, actually.

Neil, maybe those crack dealers will read this post and have a change of heart. Maybe they’ll return your car and give you a hug. I think your luck is about to change, my man. The sun’s gonna shine on you.

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