Comments on: How to Get a Teenage Girl Pregnant http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-get-a-teenage-girl-pregnant/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Thu, 04 Dec 2008 23:46:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Anatomy http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-get-a-teenage-girl-pregnant/#comment-53405 Anatomy Sun, 02 Nov 2008 11:02:21 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1410#comment-53405 Pregnancy is an STD. Pregnancy is an STD.

]]> By: BearMan http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-get-a-teenage-girl-pregnant/#comment-36883 BearMan Mon, 30 Jun 2008 16:41:49 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1410#comment-36883 Smirnoff Ice...The wine cooler for the next generation! Smirnoff Ice…The wine cooler for the next generation!

]]> By: kingmonkey +1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-get-a-teenage-girl-pregnant/#comment-36864 kingmonkey +1 Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:57:08 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1410#comment-36864 Holy shit, karmakaze... that's practically the origin of Arseface in the Preacher comics! (Except it was Kurt Cobain's suicide that sparked that fictional intant.) Holy shit, karmakaze… that’s practically the origin of Arseface in the Preacher comics! (Except it was Kurt Cobain’s suicide that sparked that fictional intant.)

]]> By: Andy Pants http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-get-a-teenage-girl-pregnant/#comment-36861 Andy Pants Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:41:05 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1410#comment-36861 People do this all the time, they just usually do it in their late 20s so no-one notices. People do this all the time, they just usually do it in their late 20s so no-one notices.

]]> By: karmakaze http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-get-a-teenage-girl-pregnant/#comment-36853 karmakaze Mon, 30 Jun 2008 10:51:43 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1410#comment-36853 A stupider pact? How about this one: "The essential facts of the case are not in dispute. After smoking marijuana and drinking beer while listening to songs from several Judas Priest albums, Mr. Belknap and Mr. Vance agreed to a suicide pact, went to a nearby church playground, and shot themselves in the head with a 12-gauge shotgun. Mr. Belknap, 18 years old at the time, died instantly. Mr. Vance, then age 20, destroyed most of his face but survived, underwent several painful and costly reconstructive surgical operations, became a born-again Christian, lapsed back into drug consumption, and died late in 1988." Seems far stupider than pregnancy I say - you can adopt out an unwanted child, but you cant put your brain back in your head after you blow it out with a 12 gauge. A stupider pact? How about this one:

“The essential facts of the case are not in dispute. After smoking marijuana and drinking beer while listening to songs from several Judas Priest albums, Mr. Belknap and Mr. Vance agreed to a suicide pact, went to a nearby church playground, and shot themselves in the head with a 12-gauge shotgun.

Mr. Belknap, 18 years old at the time, died instantly. Mr. Vance, then age 20, destroyed most of his face but survived, underwent several painful and costly reconstructive surgical operations, became a born-again Christian, lapsed back into drug consumption, and died late in 1988.”

Seems far stupider than pregnancy I say - you can adopt out an unwanted child, but you cant put your brain back in your head after you blow it out with a 12 gauge.

]]> By: Psychosquirrel http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-get-a-teenage-girl-pregnant/#comment-36797 Psychosquirrel Mon, 30 Jun 2008 05:04:25 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1410#comment-36797 I agree with Dan. I agree with Dan.

]]> By: Dan http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-get-a-teenage-girl-pregnant/#comment-36756 Dan Mon, 30 Jun 2008 01:34:34 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1410#comment-36756 its a simple fact that people are fucking stupid. I cant find it hard to believe that a large group of teenage girls were retarded enough to to want to get pregnant, let alone promise they would all do it together like some batshit insane cult. if you look at the general public youll notice that they worship celebraties like they are golden cows sent from heaven or something. Look at these role models they have. Society is warped, its going to eat itself from the inside. its a simple fact that people are fucking stupid. I cant find it hard to believe that a large group of teenage girls were retarded enough to to want to get pregnant, let alone promise they would all do it together like some batshit insane cult. if you look at the general public youll notice that they worship celebraties like they are golden cows sent from heaven or something. Look at these role models they have. Society is warped, its going to eat itself from the inside.

]]> By: Melissa http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-get-a-teenage-girl-pregnant/#comment-36729 Melissa Sun, 29 Jun 2008 23:28:06 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1410#comment-36729 That is such a baffling story that I'm having trouble thinking of anything super witty to say. Intentionally ruining your life and a brand new one isn't a group activity. If you want to have fun with your friends, that's what slumber parties are for. That is such a baffling story that I’m having trouble thinking of anything super witty to say.

Intentionally ruining your life and a brand new one isn’t a group activity. If you want to have fun with your friends, that’s what slumber parties are for.

]]> By: Panzer-Stier Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-get-a-teenage-girl-pregnant/#comment-36710 Panzer-Stier Ross Sun, 29 Jun 2008 21:09:31 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1410#comment-36710 It's never even 'you'll get herpes because....' it's just 'you'll get herpes and DIE HORRIBLY!' It’s never even ‘you’ll get herpes because….’ it’s just ‘you’ll get herpes and DIE HORRIBLY!’

]]> By: Okasen http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-get-a-teenage-girl-pregnant/#comment-36700 Okasen Sun, 29 Jun 2008 19:41:26 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1410#comment-36700 I don't see the point in abstinence education. Do you honestly think that if some woman fundie nearing her forties tells a class of hormonally challenged teenagers, who likely have a ten-year-old copy of playboy that they found in the dumpster stuck in their chemistry book, that having sex is bad, you'll all die of herpiesaidsmeltingpenisdisease, that they'll honestly even care, much less even believe her? No. They were probably staring at the cheerleader-across-the-room-that-they-had-sex-with-for-some-pregnancy-pact's pregnancy-inflated boobs. I don’t see the point in abstinence education. Do you honestly think that if some woman fundie nearing her forties tells a class of hormonally challenged teenagers, who likely have a ten-year-old copy of playboy that they found in the dumpster stuck in their chemistry book, that having sex is bad, you’ll all die of herpiesaidsmeltingpenisdisease, that they’ll honestly even care, much less even believe her? No. They were probably staring at the cheerleader-across-the-room-that-they-had-sex-with-for-some-pregnancy-pact’s pregnancy-inflated boobs.

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