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	<title>Comments on: The Top 5 Nooners: #2 The Greatest Video I Have Ever Seen In My Entire Life</title>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 04:03:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: J-Pappi (formerly Jonathan)</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-greatest-video-i-have-ever-seen-in-my-entire-life-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-32615</link>
		<dc:creator>J-Pappi (formerly Jonathan)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 23:52:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@FollicleMan, your 3:58 post made my day.  Kudos to you, sir.

And why the fuck isn't there an English translation to this?  I can do the whole horse-head/gas mask thong/picking mushroom/dance like a freak thing, but once I get in the kitchen without a recipe I can read the shrooms might not come out right.  

As for Rachel Ray, I'd fuck her all day long if her vocal chords were removed.  Maybe that was one of the steps I couldn't read.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@FollicleMan, your 3:58 post made my day.  Kudos to you, sir.</p>
<p>And why the fuck isn&#8217;t there an English translation to this?  I can do the whole horse-head/gas mask thong/picking mushroom/dance like a freak thing, but once I get in the kitchen without a recipe I can read the shrooms might not come out right.  </p>
<p>As for Rachel Ray, I&#8217;d fuck her all day long if her vocal chords were removed.  Maybe that was one of the steps I couldn&#8217;t read.</p>
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		<title>By: Flash</title>
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		<dc:creator>Flash</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 21:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This should have been number 1.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This should have been number 1.</p>
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		<title>By: Dennis J</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dennis J</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 19:03:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thats a pretty good one.  To me, the best video that I've seen (and it is especially hilarious for those that have traveled in Japan, China or southeast Asia) is this one.  &lt;a href="http://www.thingswhitepeoplehate.com/travel/white-people-hate-getting-on-a-train-in-japan/" rel="nofollow"&gt;Travel&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thats a pretty good one.  To me, the best video that I&#8217;ve seen (and it is especially hilarious for those that have traveled in Japan, China or southeast Asia) is this one.  <a href="http://www.thingswhitepeoplehate.com/travel/white-people-hate-getting-on-a-train-in-japan/" rel="nofollow">Travel</a></p>
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		<title>By: kellman</title>
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		<dc:creator>kellman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 18:18:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He is cool. But I am very curious. Why did he post his profile on a celebrities and wealthy website named 
"LovingRich.com". What is he looking for there?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He is cool. But I am very curious. Why did he post his profile on a celebrities and wealthy website named<br />
&#8220;LovingRich.com&#8221;. What is he looking for there?</p>
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		<title>By: Florda</title>
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		<dc:creator>Florda</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 17:17:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I met a black friend on http://www.bigblackconnect.com/, we talked about Chinese Earthquake, he said he was so sorry to hear that, he wanted to help them and adopt several stricken children. Best wishes for Chinese people now.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I met a black friend on <a href="http://www.bigblackconnect.com/" rel="nofollow">http://www.bigblackconnect.com/</a>, we talked about Chinese Earthquake, he said he was so sorry to hear that, he wanted to help them and adopt several stricken children. Best wishes for Chinese people now.</p>
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		<title>By: &#187; The End Of The Road (Sort Of): The Friday Nooner (EST)! &#124; Cracked.com</title>
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		<dc:creator>&#187; The End Of The Road (Sort Of): The Friday Nooner (EST)! &#124; Cracked.com</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 16:08:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] for me to say &#8220;I&#8217;ve come to love constantly scouring the internet for videos of naked Japanese men in horse masks cooking mushrooms,&#8221; let&#8217;s face the facts: writing Nooners is a great way to pay off a gambling debt to [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] for me to say &#8220;I&#8217;ve come to love constantly scouring the internet for videos of naked Japanese men in horse masks cooking mushrooms,&#8221; let&#8217;s face the facts: writing Nooners is a great way to pay off a gambling debt to [...]</p>
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		<title>By: &#187; Giving The Weirdos Their Due: The Daily Nooner (EST)! &#124; Cracked.com</title>
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		<dc:creator>&#187; Giving The Weirdos Their Due: The Daily Nooner (EST)! &#124; Cracked.com</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 16:13:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] sunglasses and jumping into pants get all the internet fame while more deserving characters (like the naked Japanese guy cooking mushrooms) fall by the wayside? I&#8217;m going to take a guess: It&#8217;s because people are more likely to [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] sunglasses and jumping into pants get all the internet fame while more deserving characters (like the naked Japanese guy cooking mushrooms) fall by the wayside? I&#8217;m going to take a guess: It&#8217;s because people are more likely to [...]</p>
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		<title>By: FollicleMan</title>
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		<dc:creator>FollicleMan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:58:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Does no one else see this for the subtle adaptation of Midsummer Night's Dream that it truly is?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Does no one else see this for the subtle adaptation of Midsummer Night&#8217;s Dream that it truly is?</p>
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		<title>By: lbh</title>
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		<dc:creator>lbh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 23:47:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>then I guess I don't either. Play on !</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>then I guess I don&#8217;t either. Play on !</p>
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		<title>By: Mr. THE Guy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mr. THE Guy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 17:55:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If a gas mask is not an appropriate cup, then I don't want to know what is.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If a gas mask is not an appropriate cup, then I don&#8217;t want to know what is.</p>
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