Comments on: The Top 5 Nooners #3: Local TV News Is Hard Work http://www.cracked.com/blog/local-tv-news-is-hard-work-the-daily-nooner-est/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Fri, 05 Dec 2008 04:59:43 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Stephy http://www.cracked.com/blog/local-tv-news-is-hard-work-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-32548 Stephy Thu, 22 May 2008 17:21:01 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/07/local-tv-news-is-hard-work-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-32548 Do you hear Chinese Earthquake? I found some newest news and pics about it on http://www.bigblackconnect.com/, it is a serious problem now, so what should we do? Do you hear Chinese Earthquake? I found some newest news and pics about it on http://www.bigblackconnect.com/, it is a serious problem now, so what should we do?

]]> By: J-Pappi (formerly Jonathan) http://www.cracked.com/blog/local-tv-news-is-hard-work-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-32526 J-Pappi (formerly Jonathan) Thu, 22 May 2008 14:57:04 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/07/local-tv-news-is-hard-work-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-32526 Swaim is the resident dog-rapist, is he not? He should be the first one consulted about weiner poopie. Unless, of course, it's a totally heterosexual non-anal dog rapist thing. I had no idea Jews laid so many eggs. No wonder I keep getting a "Network busy" on my cell during non-peak hours; they're all calling Mom to hear her bitch about them not calling often enough. Swaim is the resident dog-rapist, is he not? He should be the first one consulted about weiner poopie. Unless, of course, it’s a totally heterosexual non-anal dog rapist thing.

I had no idea Jews laid so many eggs. No wonder I keep getting a “Network busy” on my cell during non-peak hours; they’re all calling Mom to hear her bitch about them not calling often enough.

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/local-tv-news-is-hard-work-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-32502 glendoor42 Thu, 22 May 2008 11:35:13 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/07/local-tv-news-is-hard-work-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-32502 The Jews, contrary to popular belief, have nothing to do with weiner poopie. The Jews, contrary to popular belief, have nothing to do with weiner poopie.

]]> By: JT http://www.cracked.com/blog/local-tv-news-is-hard-work-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-32401 JT Wed, 21 May 2008 23:44:09 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/07/local-tv-news-is-hard-work-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-32401 Here is a fun fact I learned about Jews. During mating season, the female Jew will lay 4 million Jew eggs. 80% of those Jew eggs will hatch in 5 weeks and begin their careers in show business. The other 20% will refuse to leave the comforts of their eggs because of the free rent. Fascinating !! Here is a fun fact I learned about Jews.

During mating season, the female Jew will lay 4 million Jew eggs. 80% of those Jew eggs will hatch in 5 weeks and begin their careers in show business. The other 20% will refuse to leave the comforts of their eggs because of the free rent.

Fascinating !!

]]> By: Gladstone http://www.cracked.com/blog/local-tv-news-is-hard-work-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-32351 Gladstone Wed, 21 May 2008 19:48:37 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/07/local-tv-news-is-hard-work-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-32351 Wow, someone's making Jew jokes on the Nooner and it's not Ross?? Wow, someone’s making Jew jokes on the Nooner and it’s not Ross??

]]> By: JT http://www.cracked.com/blog/local-tv-news-is-hard-work-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-32349 JT Wed, 21 May 2008 19:37:30 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/07/local-tv-news-is-hard-work-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-32349 Its hard to find a Jew right now. It's mating season, and they have all retired to their caves to lay eggs and clip coupons. Its hard to find a Jew right now. It’s mating season, and they have all retired to their caves to lay eggs and clip coupons.

]]> By: FollicleMan http://www.cracked.com/blog/local-tv-news-is-hard-work-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-8333 FollicleMan Wed, 13 Feb 2008 07:37:06 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/07/local-tv-news-is-hard-work-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-8333 Uh... I hate to be the one to bring it up, but... I mean... has anyone thought of questioning the Jews? I'm just saying, is all. Uh… I hate to be the one to bring it up, but… I mean… has anyone thought of questioning the Jews?

I’m just saying, is all.

]]> By: kingmonkey http://www.cracked.com/blog/local-tv-news-is-hard-work-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-8098 kingmonkey Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:42:40 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/07/local-tv-news-is-hard-work-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-8098 Harvey was right to point out the strange melodrama of the last line, too. "It wasn't," her eyes began to mist as the thought of Jesus' smiling faces once more haunted her waking dreams, "it wasn't." Harvey was right to point out the strange melodrama of the last line, too.

“It wasn’t,” her eyes began to mist as the thought of Jesus’ smiling faces once more haunted her waking dreams, “it wasn’t.”

]]> By: illbeatz2g http://www.cracked.com/blog/local-tv-news-is-hard-work-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-7998 illbeatz2g Sun, 10 Feb 2008 19:18:23 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/07/local-tv-news-is-hard-work-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-7998 Save him, Jebus! Save him, Jebus!

]]> By: mellowship http://www.cracked.com/blog/local-tv-news-is-hard-work-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-7940 mellowship Sun, 10 Feb 2008 03:01:44 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/07/local-tv-news-is-hard-work-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-7940 'and referring to ween..weiner poopie? my gosh' that made me laugh. ‘and referring to ween..weiner poopie? my gosh’

that made me laugh.

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