Comments on: Urine Attack! Set Terror Condition Yellow! http://www.cracked.com/blog/urine-attack-set-terror-condition-yellow/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:29:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Gina http://www.cracked.com/blog/urine-attack-set-terror-condition-yellow/#comment-51442 Gina Mon, 13 Oct 2008 00:17:44 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1276#comment-51442 Okay, so this actually happened this morning. I was at the mall and I was trying on clothes, and in the fitting room, I had to go soooooo bad because I had just downed an extra-large lemonade, so I just went in the corner and peed. :/ Okay, so this actually happened this morning.

I was at the mall and I was trying on clothes, and in the fitting room, I had to go soooooo bad because I had just downed an extra-large lemonade, so I just went in the corner and peed. :/

]]> By: Tartra http://www.cracked.com/blog/urine-attack-set-terror-condition-yellow/#comment-46390 Tartra Fri, 05 Sep 2008 03:18:07 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1276#comment-46390 One time, I peed in a toilet. It was AWESOME. But I greatly prefer the blueberry and strawberry patches in the pick-it-yourself farms. (HEY - CHICKS DON'T HAVE A LOT OF OPTIONS. Go write your names and gloat, you bastards! I could write my name... if I had a hose and a funnel...) One time, I peed in a toilet. It was AWESOME. But I greatly prefer the blueberry and strawberry patches in the pick-it-yourself farms. (HEY - CHICKS DON’T HAVE A LOT OF OPTIONS. Go write your names and gloat, you bastards! I could write my name… if I had a hose and a funnel…)

]]> By: Tom-Bomb http://www.cracked.com/blog/urine-attack-set-terror-condition-yellow/#comment-45772 Tom-Bomb Mon, 01 Sep 2008 09:08:55 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1276#comment-45772 After a night of heavy drinking on Louisville's infamous, liver-wilting Fourth Street, I felt it a prudent idea to piss off the second floor of a parking garage onto a security guard. He wasn't as fond of our shared experience as I was. Those guys were all toolbags anyways. After a night of heavy drinking on Louisville’s infamous, liver-wilting Fourth Street, I felt it a prudent idea to piss off the second floor of a parking garage onto a security guard.

He wasn’t as fond of our shared experience as I was.

Those guys were all toolbags anyways.

]]> By: catlover55 http://www.cracked.com/blog/urine-attack-set-terror-condition-yellow/#comment-37182 catlover55 Wed, 02 Jul 2008 09:51:07 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1276#comment-37182 At an important assembly in my senior year of high school everyone pooled their assets which turned out to be like $120, a pack of gum, some erasers, I think a CD player... to pee himself. He did it. The whole next week everyone had to take a hard look at themselves as they asked themselves what they'd pee themselves in school for. Turns out, most of us would have done it for MUCH cheaper. At an important assembly in my senior year of high school everyone pooled their assets which turned out to be like $120, a pack of gum, some erasers, I think a CD player… to pee himself.

He did it.

The whole next week everyone had to take a hard look at themselves as they asked themselves what they’d pee themselves in school for.

Turns out, most of us would have done it for MUCH cheaper.

]]> By: anonanon i go http://www.cracked.com/blog/urine-attack-set-terror-condition-yellow/#comment-32936 anonanon i go Mon, 26 May 2008 09:05:18 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1276#comment-32936 A friend and I were once floating in a lake in a rubber dingey and on the way back from the island we had just paddled too we were feeling a little cold so we both thought it would be a good idea to relieve ourselfs in the boat. Suffice it to say that sitting in a pool of you and your friends piss makes you feel pretty dirty and uncomfortable and only warms you up for about 14 seconds. Other than that I tend to try and pee off really high things when im drunk (bridges, cliffs, roofs, out windows etc). Oh and this other time at a house party my friend, his brother and I all had a wee out of the window of the second story spare room. The friend peed all over the window, I peed all over the window ledge and the brother actually managed to get it out and onto the patio bellow. Pissing down stairwells and getting it all over the hand rails is pretty good if you wanna be gross. Erm peed in bottles because I was too lazy to walk to the toilet... and erm... once saw someone pee on an electric fence... sometimes we have competitions to see who can pee the highest when we are drunk... and I think... yeah thats about all my urine related stories for now. Get back to you if i remember any more. A friend and I were once floating in a lake in a rubber dingey and on the way back from the island we had just paddled too we were feeling a little cold so we both thought it would be a good idea to relieve ourselfs in the boat. Suffice it to say that sitting in a pool of you and your friends piss makes you feel pretty dirty and uncomfortable and only warms you up for about 14 seconds. Other than that I tend to try and pee off really high things when im drunk (bridges, cliffs, roofs, out windows etc). Oh and this other time at a house party my friend, his brother and I all had a wee out of the window of the second story spare room. The friend peed all over the window, I peed all over the window ledge and the brother actually managed to get it out and onto the patio bellow. Pissing down stairwells and getting it all over the hand rails is pretty good if you wanna be gross. Erm peed in bottles because I was too lazy to walk to the toilet… and erm… once saw someone pee on an electric fence… sometimes we have competitions to see who can pee the highest when we are drunk… and I think… yeah thats about all my urine related stories for now. Get back to you if i remember any more.

]]> By: Ziggy the Z http://www.cracked.com/blog/urine-attack-set-terror-condition-yellow/#comment-32894 Ziggy the Z Sun, 25 May 2008 04:39:33 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1276#comment-32894 A friend of mine pissed out of the open door of a moving Hum-V limo. The limo was moving slowly down the strip in Las Vegas. You can't really blame him though; we had a bottle each of: vodka, whiskey, champagne, and tequila, and we had all drank about 15 beers each. No one on the streets even seemed to give a shit though. It was Vegas. A friend of mine pissed out of the open door of a moving Hum-V limo. The limo was moving slowly down the strip in Las Vegas. You can’t really blame him though; we had a bottle each of: vodka, whiskey, champagne, and tequila, and we had all drank about 15 beers each. No one on the streets even seemed to give a shit though. It was Vegas.

]]> By: anonymous http://www.cracked.com/blog/urine-attack-set-terror-condition-yellow/#comment-32892 anonymous Sun, 25 May 2008 02:55:14 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1276#comment-32892 In Hannah Montannas face. In Hannah Montannas face.

]]> By: Sean http://www.cracked.com/blog/urine-attack-set-terror-condition-yellow/#comment-32474 Sean Thu, 22 May 2008 08:38:37 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1276#comment-32474 I got shit-faced and pissed in my space-heater once, which I didn't realize until a few days later when I turned the thing on and the over-whelming smell of piss filled the room. Oh and while sober, I've pissed on a few friends' door-handles. Always fun. I got shit-faced and pissed in my space-heater once, which I didn’t realize until a few days later when I turned the thing on and the over-whelming smell of piss filled the room.

Oh and while sober, I’ve pissed on a few friends’ door-handles. Always fun.

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/urine-attack-set-terror-condition-yellow/#comment-32392 glendoor42 Wed, 21 May 2008 23:08:39 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1276#comment-32392 @ kingmonkey, Last night I actually saw a dick on TV that had gotten frostbite, pure damn scary. Also, I think it highly suspicious that both you and Britney Spears are both in Costa Rica right now. Mrs.glendoor42 is going to be pissed if you and Britney have hooked up down there. Remember, Mrs. glendoor42 has relatives in the Mosaad (Really true.). @ kingmonkey, Last night I actually saw a dick on TV that had gotten frostbite, pure damn scary.
Also,
I think it highly suspicious that both you and Britney Spears are both in Costa Rica right now.
Mrs.glendoor42 is going to be pissed if you and Britney have hooked up down there.

Remember, Mrs. glendoor42 has relatives in the Mosaad (Really true.).

]]> By: Bunny Fletcher http://www.cracked.com/blog/urine-attack-set-terror-condition-yellow/#comment-32390 Bunny Fletcher Wed, 21 May 2008 23:00:15 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1276#comment-32390 So you've finally found a "legitimate" excuse for your all-chip diet. Congratulations! I'm not telling any pee-related stories, but don't worry, I won't tell any about you either. So you’ve finally found a “legitimate” excuse for your all-chip diet. Congratulations!

I’m not telling any pee-related stories, but don’t worry, I won’t tell any about you either.

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