Comments on: Isabella Rossellini Pornography! (Prepare For Disappointment. Unless You Like Crazy Shit, That Is.) http://www.cracked.com/blog/isabella-rossellini-pornography-prepare-for-disappointment-unless-you-like-crazy-shit-that-is/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Fri, 05 Dec 2008 03:36:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: mz_iiz http://www.cracked.com/blog/isabella-rossellini-pornography-prepare-for-disappointment-unless-you-like-crazy-shit-that-is/#comment-36004 mz_iiz Sat, 21 Jun 2008 16:39:20 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1275#comment-36004 so that completely ruined s&m for me =( so that completely ruined s&m for me =(

]]> By: Rickyrodd http://www.cracked.com/blog/isabella-rossellini-pornography-prepare-for-disappointment-unless-you-like-crazy-shit-that-is/#comment-33748 Rickyrodd Thu, 29 May 2008 18:42:34 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1275#comment-33748 @ Ryan: I read your version, and I didn't see any jokes to steal. @ Ryan:

I read your version, and I didn’t see any jokes to steal.

]]> By: Bettytron http://www.cracked.com/blog/isabella-rossellini-pornography-prepare-for-disappointment-unless-you-like-crazy-shit-that-is/#comment-32389 Bettytron Wed, 21 May 2008 22:51:45 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1275#comment-32389 This is seriously awesome. The guy who DPd it actually came and talked to one of my classes last semester. (He's also done a bunch of music videos for Beck, The White Stripes, and Brendan Benson, but I'd have to say this is the pinnacle of his career.) This is seriously awesome. The guy who DPd it actually came and talked to one of my classes last semester. (He’s also done a bunch of music videos for Beck, The White Stripes, and Brendan Benson, but I’d have to say this is the pinnacle of his career.)

]]> By: » Pirates XXX II: Pirates LX? | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/blog/isabella-rossellini-pornography-prepare-for-disappointment-unless-you-like-crazy-shit-that-is/#comment-32272 » Pirates XXX II: Pirates LX? | Cracked.com Wed, 21 May 2008 14:00:10 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1275#comment-32272 [...] regular reader of my posts, or indeed even someone who just started reading them Monday (when I made a classic Maria Bello/Isabella Rossellini blunder that, I can guarantee you, will [...] [...] regular reader of my posts, or indeed even someone who just started reading them Monday (when I made a classic Maria Bello/Isabella Rossellini blunder that, I can guarantee you, will [...]

]]> By: Richard Sexington III http://www.cracked.com/blog/isabella-rossellini-pornography-prepare-for-disappointment-unless-you-like-crazy-shit-that-is/#comment-32252 Richard Sexington III Wed, 21 May 2008 12:04:21 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1275#comment-32252 Isabella Rossellini, if you were a snail, I WOULD STILL TOTALLY FUCK YOU! Isabella Rossellini, if you were a snail, I WOULD STILL TOTALLY FUCK YOU!

]]> By: Lounsey http://www.cracked.com/blog/isabella-rossellini-pornography-prepare-for-disappointment-unless-you-like-crazy-shit-that-is/#comment-32098 Lounsey Tue, 20 May 2008 21:33:17 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1275#comment-32098 Weird. and hilarious. Swaim is hands-down the funniest writer on this site. Weird. and hilarious. Swaim is hands-down the funniest writer on this site.

]]> By: kingmonkey +1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/isabella-rossellini-pornography-prepare-for-disappointment-unless-you-like-crazy-shit-that-is/#comment-32088 kingmonkey +1 Tue, 20 May 2008 20:52:34 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1275#comment-32088 I´m not going to say the thought of Isabella Rosseline having sex with cardboard insects hasn´t been a lifelong dream of mine, because that would be a lie. Sadly, the videos won´t play here in this internet cafe in Costa Rica, so I have no choice but to gauge the performances by the comments left on this blog. That means I am trusting the judgment of my fellow Cracked commentators. Likely this does not bode well. By the way, we had a production of Jason and the Shitty Costumes in my grade school. I played Shitty-Police-Costume. My line in the play was truly legendary, and brought down the house. "Let´s take him to costume prison!" It still brings tears to my eyes to remember the applause. I´m not going to say the thought of Isabella Rosseline having sex with cardboard insects hasn´t been a lifelong dream of mine, because that would be a lie. Sadly, the videos won´t play here in this internet cafe in Costa Rica, so I have no choice but to gauge the performances by the comments left on this blog. That means I am trusting the judgment of my fellow Cracked commentators. Likely this does not bode well.

By the way, we had a production of Jason and the Shitty Costumes in my grade school. I played Shitty-Police-Costume. My line in the play was truly legendary, and brought down the house.

“Let´s take him to costume prison!”

It still brings tears to my eyes to remember the applause.

]]> By: Ryanhasaclevername http://www.cracked.com/blog/isabella-rossellini-pornography-prepare-for-disappointment-unless-you-like-crazy-shit-that-is/#comment-32077 Ryanhasaclevername Tue, 20 May 2008 20:20:01 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1275#comment-32077 You actually did steal my jokes, Swaim. Thanks. Except, you're way fucking behind. TWO WHOLE WEEKS, dude. Feel free to jack my blog about Bill Engvall too. You actually did steal my jokes, Swaim. Thanks.
Except, you’re way fucking behind. TWO WHOLE WEEKS, dude.

Feel free to jack my blog about Bill Engvall too.

]]> By: Major Wood http://www.cracked.com/blog/isabella-rossellini-pornography-prepare-for-disappointment-unless-you-like-crazy-shit-that-is/#comment-32059 Major Wood Tue, 20 May 2008 17:35:18 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1275#comment-32059 Well, now I can finally say I've seen someone get her head bit off by a box. Huh. Well, now I can finally say I’ve seen someone get her head bit off by a box. Huh.

]]> By: Mr.Gone http://www.cracked.com/blog/isabella-rossellini-pornography-prepare-for-disappointment-unless-you-like-crazy-shit-that-is/#comment-32054 Mr.Gone Tue, 20 May 2008 17:27:55 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1275#comment-32054 Seven people saw the Cooler? There are dozens of us! ...Dozens! Seven people saw the Cooler? There are dozens of us!

…Dozens!

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