Comments on: Apparently Bill O’Reilly Has ALWAYS Been A Douche: The Daily Nooner (EST)! http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/14/apparently-bill-oreilly-has-always-been-a-douche-the-daily-nooner-est/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sat, 06 Sep 2008 05:55:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/14/apparently-bill-oreilly-has-always-been-a-douche-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-31757 glendoor42 Sun, 18 May 2008 18:54:10 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1258#comment-31757 Well you know what they say about Lucky Charms, they're magically delicious. They 've changed the nature of the charms over the years. Now Lucky the leprechauns main worry about his Lucky Charms is his red balloons. As a side note Mr.Clean and Lucky used to be an item, but there were some spousal abuse charges and lately Lucky has been seen in the company of Toucan Sam.The flavor of fruit and all. GRAHAM NORTON IS GAY????????????!!!!!!!!?????!!!!?, Well you know what they say about Lucky Charms, they’re magically delicious. They ‘ve changed the nature of the charms over the years. Now Lucky the leprechauns main worry about his Lucky Charms is his red balloons.

As a side note Mr.Clean and Lucky used to be an item, but there were some spousal abuse charges and lately Lucky has been seen in the company of Toucan Sam.The flavor of fruit and all.

GRAHAM NORTON IS GAY????????????!!!!!!!!?????!!!!?,

]]> By: Panzier-Stier Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/14/apparently-bill-oreilly-has-always-been-a-douche-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-31748 Panzier-Stier Ross Sun, 18 May 2008 16:31:24 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1258#comment-31748 I was thinking more Graham Norton but thanks buddy, from now on whenever I hear the Lucky Charms leprechaun say "they're after me lucky charms" I'll really know 'lucky charms' is secret slang for anus. I was thinking more Graham Norton but thanks buddy, from now on whenever I hear the Lucky Charms leprechaun say “they’re after me lucky charms” I’ll really know ‘lucky charms’ is secret slang for anus.

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/14/apparently-bill-oreilly-has-always-been-a-douche-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-31734 glendoor42 Sun, 18 May 2008 11:28:49 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1258#comment-31734 Yeah,that leprechaun from Lucky Charms cereal, he's gay as hell, not that there anything wrong with that, but I'm just saying. Yeah,that leprechaun from Lucky Charms cereal, he’s gay as hell, not that there anything wrong with that, but I’m just saying.

]]> By: Panzier-Stier Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/14/apparently-bill-oreilly-has-always-been-a-douche-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-31729 Panzier-Stier Ross Sun, 18 May 2008 10:00:47 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1258#comment-31729 A 6'4" Irishman doesn't make him sound tough, just makes him sound tall and Irish. I've been around quite a few Irish people, they're not all tough, gay Irish people do exist. A 6′4″ Irishman doesn’t make him sound tough, just makes him sound tall and Irish.

I’ve been around quite a few Irish people, they’re not all tough, gay Irish people do exist.

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]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/14/apparently-bill-oreilly-has-always-been-a-douche-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-31719 glendoor42 Sun, 18 May 2008 05:46:06 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1258#comment-31719 You show me a tape of Olbermann acting like a spoiled two year old and I'll gladly add him to my list. I said this earlier in too, size has nothing to do with the ability to kick someone ass. Look at DOB and Gladstone, who as Mace and Machete, are still two of the premium asskickers in Rhode Island history. Their combined heights are barely over 10.5 feet and they are still feared by the Chechnyan mini mafia, a group that traded in illegal growth hormones. You show me a tape of Olbermann acting like a spoiled two year old and I’ll gladly add him to my list.

I said this earlier in too, size has nothing to do with the ability to kick someone ass. Look at DOB and Gladstone, who as Mace and Machete, are still two of the premium
asskickers in Rhode Island history.

Their combined heights are barely over 10.5 feet and they are still feared by the Chechnyan mini mafia, a group that traded in illegal growth hormones.

]]> By: The Elusive Robert Denby http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/14/apparently-bill-oreilly-has-always-been-a-douche-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-31643 The Elusive Robert Denby Sat, 17 May 2008 05:34:54 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1258#comment-31643 "It’s called the internet, Mr. O’Reilly, and pretty much everyone on it thinks you’re dick." Actually, I don't see how that'd bother him; it's probably one of the biggest points in his personal plus column. I know it doesn't bother me what millions of anonymous assholes think about anything. By the way, you wanna kick his ass? Best not to fuck with a 6,4 Irishman right off the bat; start with smaller targets such as Keith Olbermann and work your way up from there. That guy sorely needs a beating. “It’s called the internet, Mr. O’Reilly, and pretty much everyone on it thinks you’re dick.”

Actually, I don’t see how that’d bother him; it’s probably one of the biggest points in his personal plus column. I know it doesn’t bother me what millions of anonymous assholes think about anything.

By the way, you wanna kick his ass? Best not to fuck with a 6,4 Irishman right off the bat; start with smaller targets such as Keith Olbermann and work your way up from there. That guy sorely needs a beating.

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/14/apparently-bill-oreilly-has-always-been-a-douche-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-31625 glendoor42 Sat, 17 May 2008 01:34:18 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1258#comment-31625 I could kick that one balled Austrian paperhangers ass too. I could kick that one balled Austrian paperhangers ass too.

]]> By: Panzier-Stier Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/14/apparently-bill-oreilly-has-always-been-a-douche-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-31603 Panzier-Stier Ross Fri, 16 May 2008 22:29:33 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1258#comment-31603 It could be argued we could have stopped Hitler by kicking his ass in 1932. It could be argued we could have stopped Hitler by kicking his ass in 1932.

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/14/apparently-bill-oreilly-has-always-been-a-douche-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-31432 glendoor42 Thu, 15 May 2008 22:08:00 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1258#comment-31432 "Kicking Bill O’Reilly’s ass would be a pretty pointless exercise. You just know the only lesson he would learn from it is “Hey, maybe if I was even ANGRIER things will be better.”" Well for one thing it would make me feel much better, so in that regard it would not be pointless and if he just got angrier he would just get his ass beat again and every man has his breaking point. “Kicking Bill O’Reilly’s ass would be a pretty pointless exercise. You just know the only lesson he would learn from it is “Hey, maybe if I was even ANGRIER things will be better.””

Well for one thing it would make me feel much better, so in that regard it would not be pointless and if he just got angrier he would just get his ass beat again and every man has his breaking point.

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