8 Things That Pissed Me Off About The FoxNews Fat Cops Report
Last week, something happened to me for the first time: I had an internet success. The premiere episode of Hate By Numbers lit up YouTube (by Gladstone standards) and brought me exposure like I’d never experienced before. True, one commenter called me a “gay … liberal,” while another found me to be more of a “Republican polesmoker,” but still the page views, comments, and ratings were all largely favorable. Besides, I felt good that I could unite our politically divided country with my alleged gayness. I also garnered some nice comments from Cracked readers —at least one of which— will likely bring Chris Hansen to my house with a film crew. (All I can say in my defense, Mr. Hansen, is that there was some question as to whether MLE05 were an underage girl or an adult male.)
But what to do now? Yes, it’s true that Michael Bay called my agent and offered money for the rights to turn Hate By Numbers into a summer blockbuster, starring Shia Labeouf as a dangerously unhinged mathematician, but that deal fell through. “Well, that’s it,” I thought. “My run at the big time is over.”
But just then the red phone in the Cracked House started ringing. DOB answered.
“‘This-shit-is-wack’ O’Brien is on the phone for you, Gladstone,” he said.
I took the phone. “Who’s your girlfriend having sex with now, Jack?” I asked.
“No, it’s not that,” he said. “I have a deal for you. What would you say, if I asked you to do your successful feature, Hate By Numbers, on a semi-regular basis, for no extra money?”
“How can I refuse?” I asked. “Anything else to sweeten the deal?”
“Yes. We also won’t be titling any of your posts Hate By Numbers because people seem to respond better to X Things That Pissed Me Off About Y.”
I winced, but as sure as I knew Chris Buckholz would leave me to die in a fire should Wolinsky burn the Cracked House down while freebasing, I knew Jack was right. So I called up my good friend and (former Cracked superstar) Ian Cooper and had him put together a kick ass logo for me. Then I went looking for something upsetting on FoxNews.
Turns out Neil Cavuto doesn’t interview nutritionalists as effectively as you might have suspected. Get ready for another round of Hate By Numbers
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May 12th, 2008 at 7:41 am
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May 12th, 2008 at 7:42 am
Good God, she should have torn him a new one. What a dumb guy he is! Is that one of the logical fallacies they teach about in logic or debate classes–Fictional TV Show Fallacy?
May 12th, 2008 at 8:06 am
that was awesome
May 12th, 2008 at 8:13 am
yah and john Mclane was fucking imortal … just send the LAPD to his cop school
May 12th, 2008 at 8:27 am
I’m forseeing some speeding/parking/being a douchebag tickets in this reporters future.
May 12th, 2008 at 8:54 am
Does this mean I have to come up with Hate by Hanna lists every week?!?!
good god man… are you trying to kill me?
Here goes:
Hate by Hanna: 3 things that piss Hanna off about fat Cracked bloggers.
3. When she sits on Gladstone’s face, he usually stops squirming after only a few seconds.
2. She still hasn’t figured out who the hell DOB is.
1. Swaim always ends the night by sobbing and wanting to be held.
May 12th, 2008 at 8:55 am
updated website link
May 12th, 2008 at 9:19 am
Well, it’s official; I now hate Neil Cavuto more than Nancy Grace or Glenn Beck.
Best Hate By Numbers yet.
May 12th, 2008 at 9:27 am
Eh this is just for the “we hate conservatives” circle jerk crowd. Not particularly telling. He was required to do a story he thought was stupid, so he was treating it flippantly. Your list is gay (not in the homosexual sense).
May 12th, 2008 at 9:27 am
hah that was epic “you need to watch more ‘fat cop tv show’ ” “yeah well he wasn’t the norm”
at which point my mind exploded.
May 12th, 2008 at 9:32 am
Yeah, because Cavuto was obviously completely serious. What a dumb guy! Taking someone’s light-hearted comments as literal just isn’t as funny as it used to be. The irony is that the fox “news” report was funnier than your “comedy” blog. Lets see how many dumb Fox haters you draw in with this one though. This is pandering week right?
May 12th, 2008 at 9:40 am
That was just stupid. Not funny AT ALL. Try harder.
May 12th, 2008 at 9:44 am
I do believe what Mr. Cavuto was trying to say was cops are suppose to be fat!! If they were all fit and buff the odds would be in their favor. God only knows the bloggers on here have only a slight advantage at this point. I know I was in some of the best shape of my life when I played WoW. I could go to the bathroom, take the dog out, check the mail, and get a refill and about 35 seconds flat.
May 12th, 2008 at 9:54 am
roark, the point is, this is a new channel not a comedy channel. He’s not supposed to be comparing a good move by the LAPD to a fictional TV character. This is why people hate Fox News (among other reasons). It’s fine to have a conservative slant to your news, as long as you accurately report the news.
MSNBC and CNN are both guilty of this crap too.
May 12th, 2008 at 9:55 am
Hahaha, reporters piss me off. It did seem like he was having a huge idiot moment there.
May 12th, 2008 at 9:56 am
oh, and conservatives are all assholes. all of them.
May 12th, 2008 at 10:33 am
I would rather be sat on my a fatass 70s police officer while listening to Rush Limbaugh than watch one single solitary minute of anything on fox ‘news’.
May 12th, 2008 at 10:52 am
Thanks Glad for another amazing video.
May 12th, 2008 at 11:07 am
I didn’t even see any conservative-bashing in this. Cavuto was either being a retard or joking around about a pretty serious subject; either way, I think Gladstone handled it nicely. Favorite bit was the ‘The Jeffersons’ reference.
May 12th, 2008 at 11:31 am
Yeah, I think it’s pretty clear that Cavuto’s neo-con status has nothing to do with the satire of this piece. And by clear, I mean completely lost on approximately 33% of the internet.
May 12th, 2008 at 11:52 am
That IS a badass logo.
May 12th, 2008 at 11:54 am
Wasn’t Cannon a prosecutor? I mean, do prosecutors chase down bad guys? Am I missing something here?
Or was that Ironsides….
Nevermind.
May 12th, 2008 at 11:56 am
It was a fluff piece … period. He was obviously joking and if you don’t agree you’re letting your dislike of FOX blind you. It is accepted in the “news” world to do a little joking around with fluff pieces. This isn’t something FOX invented. It has existed since before cable news was around.
Nevermind that though … go over to digg and digg up the article that FOX is sending subliminal messages. Bashing FOX is obviously easy traffic.
May 12th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Oh man, and then I watched the video. Good work guy. I’m lolerskating.
May 12th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
logo is win.
video is also win. i enjoy the humor at the expense of people who make bad jokes.
and once you start poorly abusing dry wit… then i’m just praying for blood.
May 12th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Glenn Beck is on CNN and Fox has Alan Colmes. I didn’t assume Cavuto was conservative because he was on Fox and, frankly, didn’t get a sense of his political leanings from this clip. I’ve never seen his show, and I still don’t know objectively that he IS conservative because the only indication of that is the postings here telling me he is. I’ve seen no evidence of that fact, but I’ll try to catch his show and make the determination myself.
My point is, Gladstone didn’t say anything about his politics or do any conservative-bashing. He did trash two things that I absolutely hate and see on EVERY 24-hour news network: fluff reporting and shitty reporting. Thousands of people in China were killed in an earthquake in the past 24 hours, with 900 students trapped under a collapsed building waiting to be rescued. But in this country, I bet if you turn on your radio on the way home, you’ll hear about American Idol. The shit’s gotta stop.
Good piece, Gladstone.
May 12th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
hey, roark.
yeah, it may be okay to do a little joking around with fluff pieces, but the thing is that you need to be funny for that to work. he’s trying to be funny, but instead he just sound like a dumbass, and thence his failure becomes comedy. we know he was trying to be funny, so you don’t need to point it out for us.
i suggest you learn how to have a sense of humor, as well as a modicum of critical thinking.
that will be all the Interage for the day, i’m off to take my horse tranquilizers.
May 12th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
Wow conservatives get really pissed off when you fuck with Fox News, Do it with Bill o reilly next week, the hate comments you get will be well worth the effort
May 12th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
By Cavuto’s standards this is top of the line pulitzer journalism. This is the guy who utilises the question mark to make ridiculous biased comments that otherwise would have got his throat slit by any reasonable man such as “Are liberals responsible for high gas prices?” or “Have the Democrats forgotten the lessons of 9/11?”
May 12th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
ricecake,
You should read the other comments before you assume what other people are thinking.
May 12th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
I fuckin’ love this feature. Really, some of the funniest stuff I’ve seen on Cracked and definitely more funny than anything on YouTube. Gladstone has a great delivery and is on point. But, more importantly, it’s *funny*. Yes, LOL funny.
May 12th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
He wasn’t a cop when the series started but a private eye. To quote from the wiki
“Cannon had once been a police officer, but was discharged from the force for being overweight”
Put that in your pipe and smoke it fox news guy.
May 12th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
funny video. The best were 3 and 8
May 12th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
I just dig the Morphine song in the intro. Morphine = best band you’ve probably never heard of.
May 12th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
That is my favorite Morphine song. Second place would be In Spite Of Me.
May 12th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Not being American I don’t see FOX bashers being ‘liberal circle jerkers’ or a ‘Conservative’ news channel, I just see a fucking idiot who probably wasted their 3 years at whatever broadcasting school/overexpensive college they showed up to every day.
May 12th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
What’s the name of the song that plays at the end of the video?
May 12th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
The Night by Morphine. Sexiest song ever written.
May 12th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Funny stuff, Gladstone. Your manner is simply charming! Charming! But I have a few suggestions:
1. Aim the camera slightly higher, and sit slightly further away. Every time you lean in for dramatic effect, your chin gets cut off, and I fee uncomfortable.
2. Wear a differently colored shirt, or get better green screen technology. All that noise goin’ on around your collar distracted from the glory of your cherubic visage.
3. You seem to be attending a woefully unpopular nightclub…. why?
4. Have you ever shaved? Or rather, have you ever needed to shave?
5. I don’t get #4. It seems to be a preemptive strike against Cavuto’s stupidity-to-come.
May 12th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
#3 and 4 in my list were not really suggestions, I realize.
…penis.
May 12th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Follicle Man
1. Yes. I was further away in the first hbn. I will return to that distance.
2. I am making slow but sure strides towards better green screen technology. In the meantime, I hope you enjoy my collar to recreate the ABC classic, AUTOMAN.
3. I like the bar feel better than the office feel.
4. Dude… I guess you never saw my Amy Winehouse vid. Shaving is not a problem for me.
5. Interesting. I guess I didn’t really deliver a joke there, but I still think it required a beep and number bc it did annoy me that for a moment he seemingly flip-flippod.
May 12th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
No longer available?
May 12th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
@Melissa,
Are you saying you a “no longer available” message when you try to click the vid? It should still be working?
Or are you hitting on me and assuming I’m off the market?
May 12th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
If you think this has anything to do with conservatism, and fox-bashing, then you are a douchebag. As in, you are a bag in which excess period blood, etc., is inserted into.
the reason Gladstone made fun of this reporter is because he is an idiot who thinks cops should be fat. When cops should be fit, to catch bad guys.
May 12th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
I believe that is probably the stupidest shit I have ever seen on Fox news. Is Cavuto
saying he doesn’t that know why cops shouldn’t be fit? Credit to the woman for not calling that dumbass out on that. What the fuck was his problem? I would go with psychotic episode.
Great job Gladstone.
May 12th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Gladstone, I love you.
May 12th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
I would take the have you ever shaved comment as great compliment about how young
you look. Until you revealed your real age(88) I always thought you were early to mid twenties. Fucking lucky bastard.
I on the other hand started losing my hair at 18, I smoked for 25 years, when I grew my beard out after I got out of the Army it was grey and people have always guessed my age at way older than it is since about about age 15. I’m 40 now but look about 164. Tough shit on me.
May 12th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
SQUEEE!! I got a mention! *sends to people*
ahaha, so much laffing and choking on soda.
definitely lol funny, in that I lolled.
May 12th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Thanks guys! I love you all too –except the few of you who seem to hate me– oh, even you! I can’t stay mad at you!
May 12th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
I just discovered the Hate by Numbers vids today and I’m already hooked! Don’t let Andy Pants get to you Gladstone, he’s just afraid you’re going to go “All About Eve” on Lex…which you totally should! It’s your time to shine in the spotlight.
May 12th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
I FORGOT TO MENTION — THERE’S A RUMOR GOING AROUND THAT THE DIGG BUTTON ABOVE IS LINKED TO CANDY. NOW I KNOW YOU LIKE TO COMMENT, BUT WHO DOESN’T LIKE CANDY. OF COURSE, THERE MAY NOT BE CANDY, BUT ISN’T IT WORTH THE CHANCE? I BET IF WE GET THIS UP TO 150 DIGGS THERE WILL DEFINITELY BE CANDY. BUT THEN AGAIN MAYBE NOT. BUT WHAT IF….
May 12th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Comeon people I want my candy
May 12th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
Keep them coming Gladstone!
May 12th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
I think what Neil should have brought up was Jake and the Fat Man. Jake did the dirty work: the running, the jumping away from exploding cars, and the beating up of 80’s bad guys. The Fat Man, he was the Fat Man. That’s a duo that works.
So, for every in shape cop, there needs to be a fat one (preferably a fat man), then crime, and nutritionists, would be out of business. Forever.
May 12th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
BTW, no joke. William Conrad, who played Cannon in the 70s, was the Fat Man of Jake and the Fat Man in the 80s.
May 12th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Well then, I guess Neil was right, we do need more fat cops.
I heard a rumor that Fox Business News wasn’t doing too well, maybe Neil Cavuto’s starting to signal that’s he got his sights on something with a little more edge, maybe a new kick-ass cop show: “Neil Cavuto: Heavy on the Justice!”
Every week he encounters a new villain, the vanquishes him by running fast, then breathing hard, then just sitting on his face. The pilot could star Edward James Olmos as Neil’s street wise trumpet playing friend.
May 12th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
Wait, I didn’t see the part with Rick Astley. Was there a part with Rick Astley? There should have been. Also, there should have been a clip of Otto Pleschner from Repo Man. You know, when Emilio throws the scalding coffee in his face. To show that fat cops are vulnerable to scalding coffee. Then you could have a clip from Fast Times at Ridgemont High with Judge Reinhold throwing coffee. Just because throwing coffee is cool. Then show Cavuto eating a donut with coffee. Let the audience connect the dots. Teh funny!
May 12th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
gladstone, get a better microphone
May 12th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
is there anything easier than taking shots at fox news.
it was original when the simpsons did it.
this is like beating a dead horse.
May 12th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
I would chastise Fox for having such a douchebag anchor, but that’s kind of like chastising your dog for not taking out the trash. You just can’t expect that much from them.
May 12th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
geoff, but it’s a dead horse that keeps on living.
May 12th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
It does not seem like conservative-bashing here done by Gladstone. Some folk on the comment trail are doing that which is silly. This is my first time here reading Gladstone so I wonder if he also finds annoying or stupid things on CNN or NBC news as well?
May 13th, 2008 at 12:02 am
Ha, that lady was trying very hard not to say “YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON HE ISN’T A REAL COP!”
May 13th, 2008 at 12:07 am
im internet-comedy jaded and this was still damn hilar
May 13th, 2008 at 3:14 am
I’m sorry, I just couldn’t watch that, I could feel myself getting dumber. Nothing to do with you Gladstone. Just hearing those morons anchors talk. It was like cheese-graters on my brain.
You’re not seriously surprised that there was something stupid on Fox though are you? C’mon a bit of an easy target I think.
Your performance was good though. You know who would be proud.
You know who I’m talking about
Rhymes with T-Rex.
And L.A.X.
And hot nasty sex.
May 13th, 2008 at 3:14 am
I was talking about Lex by the way.
Lex Friedman.
May 13th, 2008 at 4:04 am
that just made me feel very very awkward
May 13th, 2008 at 4:56 am
@Kut, yes, last weeks Hate By Numbers was CNN.
I have to say, I’m a little confused by the Fox-obsessed comments. Isn’t it clear that I could have done the exact same video if this clip appeard on NBC or any other station. I don’t mention Fox, Conservatism, Bush, Politics, Iraq……. anything.
I’m making fun of the interviewer AND the interviewee. That’s what Hate by Numbers is. Stories where I get annoyed with just about everything in the clip.
If I find a clip like that, i’m NOT going to NOT use it just because it happens to be on Fox. Easy target? The very first Hate By Numbers pre-cursor (also on CNN btw) was on Larry King’s American Idol interview. Talk about an easy target.
So yeah, if this vid had gone, “BEEEEP! Fair and Balanced my ass!” then yeah, I think i’d deserve that minority of criticism i just received.
no candy. for any of you. See? Always a few who have to ruin it for everyone.
May 13th, 2008 at 6:38 am
The keying on your collar stopped me paying attention to the anal little man talking about a fat cop. It was gay (and not in the homosexual sense)
May 13th, 2008 at 7:11 am
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May 13th, 2008 at 7:24 am
I used to be able to imagine you as danny. now i cant.. thanks.
May 13th, 2008 at 8:08 am
@aworth. I don’t understand. Danny Gladstone? Help. Very curious.
@Tom, hey my green screen skills are improving. for now, just pretend I was doing hate by numbers as Automan. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggagsyeKP8k
May 13th, 2008 at 8:15 am
it is so awesome when I get “We’re sorry, this video is no longer available” when trying to watch cracked content on CRACKED.COM
May 13th, 2008 at 8:20 am
@pants. That’s Youtube’s fault, I guess. It’s working for me. Please try again. It IS available.
May 13th, 2008 at 9:20 am
That was lousy. You are parsing a commentator who is clearly just trying to entertain. Are you trying to be funny? Maybe you and David Wong can get together and scat with each other. And by scat I mean discuss important issues (rub shit on each other).
May 13th, 2008 at 10:32 am
Great job Gladstone. Your theme music is fantastic.
May 13th, 2008 at 10:36 am
I don’t Digg, but I gave you a stumble.
Does that sound dirty?
Let me rephrase.
I won’t let you put it in my ass, but I’ll put it in yours.
May 13th, 2008 at 10:48 am
Truth be told. I was lying about the candy anyway.
May 13th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
um, wait, so there isn’t a list of 8 more things somebody hated about Fox News!? I am disappointed
May 13th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
I found this to be absolutely insightful. The precise problem that I have with news media is that it has LONG since ceased being about reporting facts or a search for truth. This view takes into consideration liberal, conservative, gay, straight, black, white…media in general. There is no responsibility practiced by those who create news and those who purchase it, fueling the fire of absolute uselessness.
Cavuto and crew are a shining example of this concept at work. They sit and banter about fat cops and 70’s staple television characters in an attempt to make those who view it believe that this is actually worthy of being broadcast on a “news” network. The fact is, they hired a nutritionalist, good idea. I came to that conclusion without any overstuffed talking head telling me anything about it. Honestly, it doesn’t make two turds in a whirlwind to me as I live across the continental United States from LA.
So in closing, good work pointing out the absolute ignorance of this person being considered a “news reporter” and getting paid as such so that he can make absolutely ridiculous comparisons between actual policemen and a fictionalized character. But further still, why do any of us give a crap about the condition of LAPD police officers aside from criminals who want to stay ahead of the game or police officers who already know about it.
I would much rather hear reasons why there was no response to the Pentagon report that stated there to be no justifiable connection between the Iraqi government and those who perpetrated 9/11. The short version, for those who don’t habla, is that my, and likely your, friends and family are being sent into Iraq to be sent back in hamburger meat form, and the reason by which it was justified has been reported by those who justified it to be an absolute fabrication.
That probably encompasses 1 through 8 of my entire list of 8 things that hurts and pisses me off.
Just a thought,
Nick
May 13th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
What’s wrong with fat cops? They have guns. They don’t need to chase people anymore;they can just shoot them. I think that guy was a genius. Stop wasting our tax money making cops healthy pls. Besides like 90% of the populace is fat too, so if a cop DID have to chase them it would be an even race. I see people so fat in public that they need canes and walkers and fucking little rascals. Half the women I see have stomaches that hang out further than their tits. Cops have full medical benefits and they have gyms so if they are fat it’s because they want to be. Leave them alone!
May 13th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
For the record, people, when Gladstone rips on stupid conservatives, I think what he hates is the ’stupid’ part and not the ‘conservative’ part. Just a thought.
May 13th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
word.
May 13th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Video no longer available? WHAT IS THIS ASSHATTERY!?
May 13th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
24 hour news channels are shameless a total joke does anyone remember “George W. Bush Greatest President Ever?” I would say Fox takes the cake for worse reporting ever.
Nancy Grace, Neil Cavuto and Wolf Blitzer should all move to Antarctica and not take any cameras or recording devices with them that would make the world a better place.
May 14th, 2008 at 12:26 am
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May 14th, 2008 at 1:19 am
Wait! So I clicked on the digg-ity button for nothing? I demand satisfaction…glove-slap!!!
May 14th, 2008 at 5:55 am
shockingly nancy grace is on cnn. and i don’t understand why the vid is periodically “unavailable.” i’m apologize on behalf of youtube.
May 14th, 2008 at 10:36 am
Nice. Very nice. I love hate probably more than the average joe and am extremely glad that hate by numbers is going to be a regular segment. It may perhaps help fill the void that the News on Cracked switching to once a week has left in my life.
May 14th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Maybe he had to stretch it out and he was short on ideas? Seemed more like he was just trying to be funny. Still, waste of airtime Should have just gotten a brief mention. Or Tickertaped.
May 14th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Yes, it’s clear to me that Cavuto was attempting humor. Still that was his ONLY point. A joke over and over. And offered in counter to her valid point.
May 14th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Neil Cavuto is a moron. Gladstone’s kinda cute though…
May 14th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
STOP! You are feeding a beast.
May 14th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
A beast? And I though you had my back, glendoor. So help you if you stand in the way of my fragile, fragile ego. I don’t care if you did learn 47 ways to kill a man in the army, I will bring you down. By sarcastic numerology if necessary.
May 14th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
It was a 1147 and counting and I meant your ego not you personally. I don’t want your ego to take you over again because those of us in the know , know that, that was what really caused the break up of the greatest crime fighting team in Rhode Island history, not that Hannah Montana bullshit.
May 16th, 2008 at 8:07 am
In my city, the young cops are fit and the old cops are fat. How they got that way is simple…they don’t do fuck all. If there’s no chance of a drug bust then they don’t care. Murder is not really common ’round here…yet.
May 16th, 2008 at 11:06 am
To those whining about picking on FoxNews being too easy…
Please try and remember that these are the same folks that had the audacity to declare themselves “fair and balanced” while containing the most consistent and blatantly biased reporting and punditry in the channel lineup. Not just one or two of their personalities, but nearly everyone on payroll. To NOT make fun of the utter lack of journalistic integrity, at least once a week, would be impossible for anyone with half a brain.
As far as Neil Cavuto’s interview ? I think that might have been the most pathetic Stephen Colbert impression ever. I would’ve thought that the “1/2 Hour News Hour” taught the people at Fox that they suck at parody and that parodies of themselves should strictly be left to the professionals. Like Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert and… Wayne Gladstone.
May 16th, 2008 at 11:24 am
Also: In the spirit of “fair and balanced” … anyone interested in liberal-biased punditry should definitely check out Keith Olbermann’s on-air editorial about Bush’s comments about giving up golf. It was AWESOME! (link to transcript and video below)
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24632990/
May 16th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
If he really wants to commiserate with the families who have lost someone in Iraq or Afganistan he should give up one of his twins or or least have to write some of the letters I wrote.
May 18th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
yawn
May 19th, 2008 at 1:30 am
You might think you dissed me with your tardy and cutting response, but, instead, you’ve merely made my triple digit comment dreams come true. Bless you.
May 19th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
these are the kinds of bad eating habits that need to be addressed:
http://www.lolcops.com/2008/05/if-i-handed-u-mah-sanwich-den-wer-did.html
June 2nd, 2008 at 11:38 pm
Dude, you rock!
June 3rd, 2008 at 7:39 am
Once again here we are lowering the standards for public servants. Fat people can,t run worth crap, thats Hollywood. There should be demanding tests to demonstrate ability. But of course the opposite is true. Many fill positions shuffling paper work, end up fat and as a result are unable to ” Hit the Street ” in emergency,s effectively. This attitude resembles the US Military now accepting illegal aliens who break the laws they are to protect in representing the American Citizen.
June 9th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
That was brilliant. Fantastic work!
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June 25th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
I always thought american cops would be more intimidating if they were really overweight, it gives off a simple message to potential criminals; “YOU RUN, WE JUST FUCKIN SHOOT YOU!!!”