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	<title>Comments on: Giving The Weirdos Their Due: The Daily Nooner (EST)!</title>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 03:43:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Jan Jansen</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/08/giving-the-weirdos-their-due-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-30354</link>
		<dc:creator>Jan Jansen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 09:03:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don't would be wise to attempt that in jeans with a zip. Fortunately those hip, trendy cats were wearing LEVIS ZIPPERLESS JEANS with MOTHERFUCKING BUTTONS. they could just flip in, button that shit up and they were set to go chillax with their homeskillets in their LEVIS ZIPPERLESS MOTHERFUCKING JEANS. 

In other news, LEVIS! LEVIS! LEVIS!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t would be wise to attempt that in jeans with a zip. Fortunately those hip, trendy cats were wearing LEVIS ZIPPERLESS JEANS with MOTHERFUCKING BUTTONS. they could just flip in, button that shit up and they were set to go chillax with their homeskillets in their LEVIS ZIPPERLESS MOTHERFUCKING JEANS. </p>
<p>In other news, LEVIS! LEVIS! LEVIS!</p>
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		<title>By: cKHAVIKk</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/08/giving-the-weirdos-their-due-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-30198</link>
		<dc:creator>cKHAVIKk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 01:22:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>These people are all fucking retarded. 
Each and every one of these "skills" loses it's impact after 3 or 4 times.
Thus, I award them all Honorable Mention winners in the Douchebag Olympics.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These people are all fucking retarded.<br />
Each and every one of these &#8220;skills&#8221; loses it&#8217;s impact after 3 or 4 times.<br />
Thus, I award them all Honorable Mention winners in the Douchebag Olympics.</p>
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		<title>By: FollicleMan</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/08/giving-the-weirdos-their-due-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-30158</link>
		<dc:creator>FollicleMan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 22:06:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I want to see a video of some dude just dropping bottles into trash receptacles in a totally unremarkable way, with some slick techno beats in the background.

...and now I've totally ruined the joke for anyone who wanted to make that video.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I want to see a video of some dude just dropping bottles into trash receptacles in a totally unremarkable way, with some slick techno beats in the background.</p>
<p>&#8230;and now I&#8217;ve totally ruined the joke for anyone who wanted to make that video.</p>
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		<title>By: Metalbrainsurgery</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/08/giving-the-weirdos-their-due-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-30157</link>
		<dc:creator>Metalbrainsurgery</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 21:59:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>nope just psycadelic (halucinogenic) geez I cant spell</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>nope just psycadelic (halucinogenic) geez I cant spell</p>
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		<title>By: lbh</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/08/giving-the-weirdos-their-due-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-30069</link>
		<dc:creator>lbh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 14:29:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Now I know why all the kids wear pants with a waist size so large they hang off their asses and halfway down to their knees. Mystery solved.

I looked into the Japanese Mushroom guy video. There are others related to it. Although I can't be positive, I thought the mushrooms were supposed to be poisonous or cooked with cyanide or something.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now I know why all the kids wear pants with a waist size so large they hang off their asses and halfway down to their knees. Mystery solved.</p>
<p>I looked into the Japanese Mushroom guy video. There are others related to it. Although I can&#8217;t be positive, I thought the mushrooms were supposed to be poisonous or cooked with cyanide or something.</p>
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		<title>By: Stiles</title>
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		<dc:creator>Stiles</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 14:04:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, if the free-runners and martial artists on youtube post their videos to attract attention and get stuntman gigs, maybe the pants-jumpers are attempting to build notoriety before they approach Arizona or Levis to appear in a series of commercials.

Or they're just expressing their disdain for inefficient pants-donning methodology.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, if the free-runners and martial artists on youtube post their videos to attract attention and get stuntman gigs, maybe the pants-jumpers are attempting to build notoriety before they approach Arizona or Levis to appear in a series of commercials.</p>
<p>Or they&#8217;re just expressing their disdain for inefficient pants-donning methodology.</p>
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		<title>By: Andy Pants</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/08/giving-the-weirdos-their-due-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-30020</link>
		<dc:creator>Andy Pants</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 06:50:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I've got to admit, that first thing is actually pretty useful for when you accidentally get sprung on a childrens swing-set without pants. A situation I have found myself in on far too many occasions.

I just wish the pants guys had of collaborated with the japanese guy in the horse mask cooking the mushrooms. That would have at least made that video a little more pleasant / less horrifying for everyone watching.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve got to admit, that first thing is actually pretty useful for when you accidentally get sprung on a childrens swing-set without pants. A situation I have found myself in on far too many occasions.</p>
<p>I just wish the pants guys had of collaborated with the japanese guy in the horse mask cooking the mushrooms. That would have at least made that video a little more pleasant / less horrifying for everyone watching.</p>
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		<title>By: alirio</title>
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		<dc:creator>alirio</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 02:20:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What are you taking about I cook mushrooms naked while wearing a horse mask all the time, sometimes I wear a batman mask if it's a special occasion.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What are you taking about I cook mushrooms naked while wearing a horse mask all the time, sometimes I wear a batman mask if it&#8217;s a special occasion.</p>
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		<title>By: kingmonkey +1</title>
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		<dc:creator>kingmonkey +1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 01:52:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You may be right, glendoor42... or it may be leprechaun magic!

Although the guy has the best 'smug-bastard' face when he does his trick.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You may be right, glendoor42&#8230; or it may be leprechaun magic!</p>
<p>Although the guy has the best &#8217;smug-bastard&#8217; face when he does his trick.</p>
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		<title>By: glendoor42</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/08/giving-the-weirdos-their-due-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-29945</link>
		<dc:creator>glendoor42</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 21:39:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The sunglasses stuff is done by a reverse camera trick and fishing line.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The sunglasses stuff is done by a reverse camera trick and fishing line.</p>
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