Comments on: Nobody Ever Said Being A National Joke Was Going To Be Easy: The Daily Nooner (EST)! http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/05/nobody-ever-said-being-super-famous-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 06 Jul 2008 06:34:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: sexybigJullia http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/05/nobody-ever-said-being-super-famous-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-34231 sexybigJullia Mon, 02 Jun 2008 08:44:05 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1225#comment-34231 not funny at all. And I heared some romors saying that Gary is seeking sexy big beauty at PlusMeet. c o m__, where many sexy big boob women and big handsome men mingle together! not funny at all. And I heared some romors saying that Gary is seeking sexy big beauty at PlusMeet. c o m__, where many sexy big boob women and big handsome men mingle together!

]]> By: kingmonkey +1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/05/nobody-ever-said-being-super-famous-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-28823 kingmonkey +1 Tue, 06 May 2008 12:33:40 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1225#comment-28823 You know, I'd still kill to have Gary's level of celebrity. In fact, some people say I already have. Some people better know to keep their mouthes shut. You know, I’d still kill to have Gary’s level of celebrity. In fact, some people say I already have. Some people better know to keep their mouthes shut.

]]> By: Jonathan http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/05/nobody-ever-said-being-super-famous-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-28453 Jonathan Tue, 06 May 2008 02:33:08 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1225#comment-28453 I'D fuck her. But that's not saying much. My experience with beastly redheads is that they're usually awesome in the sack, which makes up for whatever other shortcomings they almost always have (and I'm sure they say the same about me, except for the "awesome in the sack" part). But then if one must avoid the sack...hmm. Poor Gary, indeed. He should have managed his money better, no? I’D fuck her. But that’s not saying much. My experience with beastly redheads is that they’re usually awesome in the sack, which makes up for whatever other shortcomings they almost always have (and I’m sure they say the same about me, except for the “awesome in the sack” part). But then if one must avoid the sack…hmm. Poor Gary, indeed. He should have managed his money better, no?

]]> By: MoreScotch4Me http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/05/nobody-ever-said-being-super-famous-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-28424 MoreScotch4Me Tue, 06 May 2008 01:36:50 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1225#comment-28424 I too, am loving her with my brain. It's something she can't see. But I do it all the time. Sometimes six or seven times a day. She is too beautiful to be here, and should go home, with me, and my brain. My massive, long brain. Say what you want about Gary's failing life, but the man is a love poet the likes nobody will ever know. And that's why he has a semi-attractive wife that he doesn't even feel like boning. Because he kicks that much ass. I too, am loving her with my brain. It’s something she can’t see. But I do it all the time. Sometimes six or seven times a day. She is too beautiful to be here, and should go home, with me, and my brain. My massive, long brain.

Say what you want about Gary’s failing life, but the man is a love poet the likes nobody will ever know. And that’s why he has a semi-attractive wife that he doesn’t even feel like boning. Because he kicks that much ass.

]]> By: Jester21 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/05/nobody-ever-said-being-super-famous-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-28412 Jester21 Tue, 06 May 2008 01:02:13 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1225#comment-28412 Wern't these two just on the TODAY show like a few weeks ago, professing thier love and crap? (I know Colman was, and I think it's the same red headed beast woman) I remember them saying something to the effect that they hadn't had sex yet. When did this episode of Divorce Court air? Also, @ Ross: "Perhaps most importantly, will I end up on Divorce Court with my beastly ginger wife and talk about my inability to get an erection on national television? Is that’s what’s going to happen to me?! " Sorry to hear about your impotence. You know, they make drugs for that now. Wern’t these two just on the TODAY show like a few weeks ago, professing thier love and crap? (I know Colman was, and I think it’s the same red headed beast woman) I remember them saying something to the effect that they hadn’t had sex yet. When did this episode of Divorce Court air?

Also, @ Ross: “Perhaps most importantly, will I end up on Divorce Court with my beastly ginger wife and talk about my inability to get an erection on national television? Is that’s what’s going to happen to me?! ”

Sorry to hear about your impotence. You know, they make drugs for that now.

]]> By: FabMElous http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/05/nobody-ever-said-being-super-famous-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-28406 FabMElous Tue, 06 May 2008 00:42:06 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1225#comment-28406 Not that I watch the Tyra Banks show or anything, but this one time I was REALLY bored and had read everything on Cracked so I may have watched some of it. Anyway. Gary was on it with this redhead lady talking about how they finally found love and stuff. So that makes it extra sad to watch this. Extra sad. Not that I watch the Tyra Banks show or anything, but this one time I was REALLY bored and had read everything on Cracked so I may have watched some of it. Anyway. Gary was on it with this redhead lady talking about how they finally found love and stuff. So that makes it extra sad to watch this.

Extra sad.

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/05/nobody-ever-said-being-super-famous-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-28308 glendoor42 Mon, 05 May 2008 21:53:36 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1225#comment-28308 Damn, poor Gary Coleman. Damn, poor Gary Coleman.

]]> By: That N*gger guy http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/05/nobody-ever-said-being-super-famous-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-28294 That N*gger guy Mon, 05 May 2008 21:31:34 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1225#comment-28294 Gary Coleman: Tye Next Home Stenographer. and yeah, I'm low enough to laugh at this. Gary Coleman: Tye Next Home Stenographer.

and yeah, I’m low enough to laugh at this.

]]> By: chiemilin http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/05/nobody-ever-said-being-super-famous-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-28147 chiemilin Mon, 05 May 2008 19:11:31 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1225#comment-28147 I KNOW THIS GIRL!!!! I KNOW THIS GIRL!!!! I GREW UP WITH THIS GIRL!!! She was never on any televsion show and she's really trashy. Does this happen to people often!? Seeing people they know on court tv? I'm geeking out right now. She grw up in Salt Lake Fucking City! When the hell did this happen!?!? I KNOW THIS GIRL!!!! I KNOW THIS GIRL!!!! I GREW UP WITH THIS GIRL!!! She was never on any televsion show and she’s really trashy. Does this happen to people often!? Seeing people they know on court tv? I’m geeking out right now. She grw up in Salt Lake Fucking City! When the hell did this happen!?!?

]]> By: Panzer-Stier Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/05/nobody-ever-said-being-super-famous-was-going-to-be-easy-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-28146 Panzer-Stier Ross Mon, 05 May 2008 19:10:24 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1225#comment-28146 There's a slight resembelance, but yes, the daughter from Grounded For Life is a rather hot ginger. There’s a slight resembelance, but yes, the daughter from Grounded For Life is a rather hot ginger.

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